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My Submission:

Alfred North Whitehead
>Revolutionizes mathematics, philosophy of science, metaphysics, and theology.

>Mathematician first and foremost
>Taught Bertrand Russell everything he knew
>Revolutionizes mathematical logic with Principia Mathematica
>Embarrasses Plato and Aristotle on the regular
>Applies his mind to the "philosophy of science" and runs circles around that bitch Aristotle and all his faggy modern day fanboys
>Turned his sight to "metaphysics" because the currently accepted understanding doesn't fit within his understanding of mathematics (all sciences, and the workings of the universe itself is simply math applied, metaphysics isn't exempt, so he calls bullshit)
>Writes "Process and Reality" when he's 60 and establishes Process Thought. The collective philosophy of "process theology and process philosophy". Boom. Metaphysics will never be the same. Theology will never be the same. Fucks Plato and Fucks Aristotle like the pussboys they are and yet again makes them look like superstitious feeble minded invalids
>hurrr durrr reality is timeless

Mathematicians turned philosopher are fucking based. Why are philosophers without a background in hard sciences such fucking virgin losers?

>> No.12090343
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How can I become good at mathematics so that I can become a real brainchad?

>> No.12090388

>>12090343
>How can I become good at mathematics
Understanding advanced mathematics is the closest thing to a Gift from God that exists desu. It appears at random, is inherently present from childhood, across every social and economic class, is almost never passed down to children or future progeny.

I imagine it must be exhilarating to be born with that gift. It's literally the closest thing to seeing the blueprints of the universe as it gets.

t. My grandfather wrote several advanced mathematics textbooks still used at some pretty prestigious universities but I failed mathematics every year from grade-school through college

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>>12090388
I hope that I am bad at mathematics only because I never worked at it, I don't think I could stand to live if it turns out that I was cursed to always have impaired mathematical thinking. Not having been born an upper class anglo-saxon or ashkenazi jew is already hard enough.

>> No.12090442

>>12090388
No ,the process of math mastery can be analyzed and explained. Only brainlets think it's some divine apocryphal art

>> No.12090477

>>12090339
you don't really think whitehead single-handedly invented process ontologies, do you?

buddhism beat him to the punch 2,500 years ago.

>> No.12090479

>>12090426
>I hope that I am bad at mathematics only because I never worked at it
You'd know man. Math autists can't fucking help themselves when it comes to numbers. They work on a single theorem for decades and it honestly seems like the calculations rattling around in their mind excites them more than anything a normie could experience. My grandfather used to lecture at a top ten American university and followed that up with working for NASA (when it wasn't a joke) building more aerodynamic rockets to kill communists (and launch satellites) more efficiently. He gets genuinely giddy around mathematics. He's retired now, but he has filled over a dozen, leather bound, several hundred page journals with calculations related to a theorem he's been working on for like 30 years.

Don't worry anon, we're good at other (less important) things. Like reading and writing real good.

>> No.12090490

>>12090442
>No ,the process of math mastery can be analyzed and explained.
That's just fucking wrong though my man. At least when it comes to advanced mathematics. That shit cannot be learned. It is either understood, or it is not. Basic mathematics can be understood by anyone that puts in some effort. I'll agree to that.

>> No.12090505

>>12090343
i. Read a discrete math book at get good at proving simple stuff
ii. Read Tao's analysis book and get good at analysis, or go straight to Rudin's Principles of Mathematical Analysis if you're super autistic
iii. Read an abstract algebra text, I don't know what the best intro ones are
iv. Congrats, you have a foundation for higher mathematics. Explore whatever looks interesting to you from here.

ii and iii can be swapped

>> No.12090523

>>12090477

>Hey, did you guys hear about...
>BUDDHIST DID IT FIRST
>Huh?
>Buddhist did it first.
>You didn't even hear what I have to say..
>Doesn't matter. Buddhist did it first.

Modern mathematics didn't even exist 2,500 years ago. Buddhism and parallels to the foundations of mathematics is a big stretch.
>B-but Buddhists invented metaphysics
No they did not. they spouted some nonsensical religious schlock that modern people try to retroactively connect to Buddhism.

>> No.12090555

>there is a zero percent chance you will ever match the intellect of someone like this if you dont have insane genetics, first class education since birth and unfalteringly healthy formative experiences
why even go on

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>>12090555

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>>12090339

Nice. Now try this big boy. You'll need Whitehead, quantum mechanics and category theory with a serving of sheaf theory.

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>>12090581
Dude, I got tired just reading the title.
>tfw I will never make it

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>>12090592
>>tfw I will never make it

I've been trying for 2+ years and I think I understand some words now. (From the first half on Whitehead and QM only. The second half on category theory is still way beyond me)

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>>12090624

You're an inspiration anon. I quit things entirely to quickly if what I'm probing doesn't click right away with me. My attention span is like that of a fruit fly. I have a sneaking suspicion my 10-12 hours of screen time in front of my computer 24/7 for the past decade is at least partially responsible.

Finish that damn book for the sake of us both my friend. I can't math good, but you can math good for the both of us.

>> No.12090689

>>12090339
cringe and bluepilled

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>>12090581
Quantum mechanics is bunk

Read other relational process ontologies

>> No.12090695

Peirce is easily more impressive than Whitehead in almost every concievable way save for the ability to write and publish a book. (All the publishers despised Peirce)

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>>12090689

>He's a brainlet
Don't sweat it kid. I'm sure you excel at one of the softer sciences, or *snigger* one of those oh so mentally stimulating liberal arts disciplines. *can barely contain a sarcastic guffaw*

>> No.12090719

>>12090695

>(All the publishers despised Peirce)
Why? Did he fuck their wives or something?

>> No.12090737

>>12090719
He pissed off a bunch of old boys early in life because he didn't hide his power level. He also destroyed the dean of Harvard's furniture or something, and cheated on his first wife which was a really big taboo back then. Also he was an anti-abolitionist before the civil war which wasn't an unpopular opinion in the north, but even the abolitionists were super racist and I don't think that tarnished his reputation too much.

>> No.12090804

>>12090737

Based. I'm not even going to fact check you because that all sounds like the EXACT thing a big dick MathChad would get up to in his free time.

I think MathChads are pretty cool guys. eh excels at the purest hard science to further understand the perception of God, fucks all the liberal arts sluts he wants and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.12091143
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*brainlet virgins in your path*

>> No.12091335

>>12091143
doing a load of research chemicals and then sperging out about how capitalism is le evil techno-alien which will consume all of humanity isn't philosophy

>> No.12091344

>>12091335
I am fairly certain that that is what he was implying by calling Land a brainlet virgin.

>> No.12091353

>>12091344
>that that
I know this is grammatically correct, but goddamn I will never feel comfortable with this.

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>>12091353
I phrased it like that specifically for that reason.

>> No.12091380

>>12091365

>modestlydevlish.jpg

>> No.12091433

>>12090555
>unfalteringly healthy formative experiences
tfw when 156 IQ, tfw 6' tall and handsome, tfw crippling mental illness due to frequent beating from parents and forced isolation from my peers until middle school, tfw severe trust and affection aversion, tfw I can't leave my house anymore, tfw I feel powerless and indifferent to stopping my progressively inevitable self destruction

tfw I never stood a chance

>> No.12091443

>>12091433
I would come over to your house and have tea with you if I knew you anon, hope you can get better <3

>> No.12091454

>>12091433
but are you a mathchad?

>> No.12091462

>>12091443

You are very kind anon. That sounds like a lovely afternoon.

>> No.12091469

>>12091454
>tfw severe trust and affection aversion
That doesn't sound like big dick mathchad energy to me desu

>> No.12091512

>>12091433
>156 IQ
Almost certainly false.
>6' feet
Borderline manlet. Nothing to brag about.
>Handsome
Almost certainly false as well.
Don't fret it, cowboy. You were never special to begin with.

>> No.12091517

>>12091469
None of that matters if you are good at math.

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>>12091517

>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, THAT THIS IS A SURGERY SCAHHH
>still fucks a 10/10 Harvard grad and gets a happy ending

Being a mathchad is literally a superpower.

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>>12091534
That movie always makes me suicidal

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>>12091555

>not being in a constant state of suicidal contemplation
>not keeping the gun on the nightstand just in case you wake up in the dead of night, soaked in cold sweat, and finally muster up the courage to do it this time
>h-heh g-get on my level

>> No.12091602

>>12091555
it's not your fault

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>>12091602
That's even worse, knowing that whatever I do I can never be a mathchad and it's most likely because I was not born an upper class Anglo-Saxon or Ashkenazi Jewish...

>> No.12091614

>>12091602
>it's not your fault
Robin Williams should've taken his own advice.

>> No.12091658

>>12091602
I know...

>> No.12091706

>>12091658
>I know...
Actually anon, it is your fault. You AREN'T a mathchad. That is very clear to everyone in this thread. So what does that leave us with? A pathetic, useless, visage of a man.

Just to be clear:
>It is your fault, chief.

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>>12091706
He didn't choose not to be a mathchad, you can't choose whether your parents are upper class Anglos/Ashkenazim or not...

>> No.12091735

>>12091716
>upper class Anglos/Ashkenazim
Okay, I'll bite anon. Are you Indian or Black? Those are the only two options, because no other races exhibit the amount of racial self loathing you appear to be showing multiple times in this thread.

So which is it, Indian or Black?

>> No.12091759

>>12091735
Even worse, Germ*noid...

>> No.12091786

>>12091706
I may not be a mathchad, but I know you meant vestige, not visage.
inb4 some pathetic post hoc rationalisation

>> No.12091820

>>12091759
>who was Gauss
>who was Cantor

>> No.12091828

>>12091820
Of course exceptions exist, it's just highly unlikely in comparison to upper class Brits and Ashkenazim.

>> No.12093582

>>12090343
Maths Kek!

>> No.12093601

>>12090490

Not that guy and your reading comprehension is shit. He didn't say that it's untrue that "some people just have a knack for certain things." He was suggesting that given sufficiently advanced technology (which we don't presently have so "talent" "gift" etc are more useful terms for what we can't fully describe yet, though in principle we can readily do so in the future), one can analyze brains and thereby establish exactly what is going on which makes certain brains capable of x specific thing while other brains don't have the same capacity.

>> No.12093735

>>12091611
>>12091716

Fuck anglos. They suck dick at math today. Im a slav, and it's quite clear that like 98% of anglos (and like 90% of slavs) are retards today, so I don't know what you're talking about.