/lit/ - Literature

>>12082629
I'll tell you in bed sweetie :3

>>12082629
you must have had sex before

I can write you a sample if you want. I have several published works touching on light erotica.

>>12082629
You have to be in the mood for it.

>>12082629
I hope you can read spanish.

>>12082657
>Gay Argentinian erotic literature
Cringe

>>12082629
Playful banter.

>>12082629
Basically just copy the sex scenes from the visual novel Fate/Stay Night

>>12082629
Get drunk. Look at some titillating paintings like that nude Goya painted. Read Romantic poets like Byron, especially their works concerning the beauty of women. Try to recreate that poetry in dialogue form.

>>12082815
This is that Goya painting btw

>>12082641
>I can write you a sample if you want.

Please do

>>12082629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZle4c1wFWk

>>12082629
You don't.
Renounce the flesh. Temper your desire.

>>12082841
Here goes:
>What the fuck sicko I'm not going to sit on your face and fart while you call me your Mommy
and then write something about the main character hanging himself.
Hope I helped.

>>12082841
>>12082928

actual guy that wrote >>12082641

here:
>"op is a fag," stacy moaned. then chad put his hard pee pee into stacy

>>12082657
>Alemancito
Qué clase de mariconada es esta

>>12082792
slug pussy

Jack took off his cowl. Then his other cowl. Finally the bottom lower cowl falls off the tiny elephant of his lower middle leg
"Hello, Mary" He says in a sex voice to Mary, who is sexy "I have come to..."
Jack looks away while Mary opens her mouth in an awkward lopsided ajar position, blushing, like the face of a rosy-cheeked Italian mascot on a billboard for a pizzeria place attempting to consume a slice of pizza with only smiling side of the face.
The pause goes on for a little too long. Mary starts to become unfomfortable and nearly leaves the room before the silky Latin curves of his Caucasian hair lifts and swerves back into position and he brushes her hair back with a flick for absolutely no reason.
"apologize"
Mary confusedly creases her eyes, the pizza ad face vanishing replaced instead with a look alternately floundering between slackened jaw and confused socially pained teeth "What are you... What?"
"...For raping you, my dear pomegranate flushed fish taco"

And then Jack rapes Mary.
The end.

>>12083084
Oh hang on let me do a quick edit
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Jack took off his cowl. Then his other cowl. Finally the bottom lower cowl falls off the tiny elephant of his lower middle leg
"Hello, Mary" He says in a sex voice to Mary, who is sexy "I have come to..."
Jack looks away while Mary opens her mouth in an awkward lopsided ajar position, blushing, like the face of a rosy-cheeked Italian mascot on a billboard for a pizzeria place attempting to consume a slice of pizza with only smiling side of the face.
The pause goes on for a little too long. Mary starts to become unfomfortable and nearly leaves the room before the silky Latin curves of his Caucasian hair (for he is, you see, Caucasian) lifts and swerves back into position and he brushes her hair back with a flick for absolutely no reason.
"apologize"
Mary confusedly creases her eyes, the pizza ad face vanishing replaced instead with a look alternately floundering between slackened jaw and confused socially pained teeth "What are you... What?"
"...For raping you, my dear pomegranate flushed fish taco"

And then Jack rapes Mary.
The end.
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There we go. Perfect.

>>12082838
That's a pretty bad painting.

>>12082629
I've read a lot of books but very few gave me an actual boner. Some parts of The Trial did though

>>12083084
>>12083107
>In a sex voice

>>12083417
That was a typo, but I don't regret it in retrospect.

"Well penis, looks like you're going on another adventure"
"Heh heh, let me get me coat on"

>>12083435
How does a "sex voice" differ from a "sexy voice" in any way?

>>12083417
>>12083444
Thank you for all the wonderful feedback. I've updated my story with some of your great suggestions
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Jack took off his cowl. Then his other cowl. Finally the bottom lower cowl falls off the tiny elephant of his lower middle leg
Finally, Jack jerks his body and chin upward, like a fat, sultry, wet pelican bursting out of water as he removes the final cowl.
"Hello, Mary" He says in a sex voice to Mary, who is sex "I have come to..."
Jack looks away while Mary opens her mouth in an awkward lopsided ajar position, blushing, like the face of a rosy-cheeked Italian mascot on a billboard for a pizzeria place attempting to consume a slice of pizza with only smiling side of the face.
The pause goes on for a little too long. Mary starts to become unfomfortable and nearly leaves the room before the silky Latin curves of his Caucasian hair (for he is, you see, Caucasian) lifts and swerves back into position and he brushes her hair back with a flick for absolutely no reason.
"apologize"
Mary confusedly creases her eyes, the pizza ad face vanishing replaced instead with a look alternately floundering between slackened jaw and confused socially pained teeth "What are you... What?"
"...For raping you, my dear pomegranate flushed fish taco"

And then Jack rapes Mary.
The end.

>>12083468
>who is a sex
Nibba what are you doing?

God fucking dammit I'm just trying to shitpost and even then I just I keep getting irritated with my mistakes
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Jack took off his cowl. Then his other cowl. Then the bottom lower cowl falls off the tiny elephant of his lower middle leg
Finally, Jack jerks his body and chin upward, like a fat, sultry, wet pelican bursting out of water as he removes the final cowl.
"Hello, Mary" He says in a sex voice to Mary, who is sex "I have come to..."
Jack looks away while Mary opens her mouth in an awkward lopsided ajar position, blushing, like the face of a rosy-cheeked Italian mascot on a billboard for a pizzeria place attempting to consume a slice of pizza with only one smiling side of the face.
The pause goes on for a little too long. Mary starts to become uncomfortable and nearly leaves the room before the silky Latin curves of his Caucasian hair (for he is, you see, Caucasian) lifts and swerves back into position and he brushes her hair back with a flick for absolutely no reason.
"apologize"
Mary confusedly creases her eyes, the pizza ad face vanishing replaced instead with a look alternately floundering between slackened jaw and confused socially pained teeth "What are you... What?"
"...For raping you, my dear pomegranate flushed fish taco"

And then Jack rapes Mary.
The end.

>>12083470
Ah, Fistful of Benjamin's. A classic to be sure.

>>12083499
>sex voice
>a sex
What do you actually mean by this? Like what is the stylistic reasoning behind this deviation from grammatical norms?

>>12083523
Well, what is more sexier than sex?

>Not sure if anon realizes what I'm doing and wants to hear more of this bullshit, or if I'm just really bad at making bewildering shitposts for some reason

>>12082928
>tfw this hits a little too close to home

>>12084545
don't be real

smut is sinful, distasteful and altogether low-minded

>>12083470
Did pynchon write this

>>12082657
I have taken one course of creative writing in my life, and even i can write better than this.

>>12083163
If photos were not a thing, I'd buy it as something to wack off too. Better than my sisters knickers, eh?

>>12082638
Coleridge wrote the rime of the ancient mariner without ever traveling by sea

>>12082629
>take a pic you find sexy
>put it as background on freewrite text editor and set it on full screen
>free you pp from the tyranny of your pants, but abstain from touching yourself
>write freely about your pic. avoid simply describing your picture as well as too direct references to body parts & fluids (yours or theirs)
>don't exit fullscreen until you reach the desired word count
>when finished, post on s4s or similar and ask for critique. don't cum until they unanimously tell you it's good enough. redraft as many time as necessary

Italics

>>12085701
Implying first person narrator is female is hot. Other than that it's a dull enumeration of events and descriptive details sprinkled with dirty words.

>the baby clean areas glistened with my elegant juices
kek. I changed my mind, this is gold.

>>12085367
he wishes

>>12083047
One eyed bitch destroyer

>>12085520
Imagination is the best jerkoff material

>>12085751
She's not; 5 foot nothing goblina obsessing over TV dudes
Is it normal for a woman to write "my pussy" over and over? That's all the really sticks outs

>>12085891
>irl women are not thirsty for your male nectars
Frustrating but true; and probably the reason lesbian romance is so arousing to men.

>>12085891
plot twist she is actually a woman
>>12085568

>>12082638

>>12085888
too big of a sick fuck to imagine while jerking off. It makes me feel like a monster.

>>12082838
Post the original one, pleb

Me on the left

>>12086262
You don't have to imagine women you personally know

>>12085621
at least he wasn't a virgin

>>12087381
>women

>>12082657
De qué libro salio ésta cosa???

>>12082843
>comments disabled
That's how you know its a good video