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12032585 No.12032585 [Reply] [Original]

Onichan, clean your room ^-^

>> No.12032608

>>12032585
Actually she says it's important to distinguish cleaning from tidying up. So tidy your room, bucko-chan.

>> No.12032627

>>12032585
What's her stance on pronoun usage?

>> No.12032640

>>12032585
>Japanese person writes a book about cleaning
>Now its ancient Japanese secret technique

>> No.12032645

>>12032627
Japanese is a pro-drop language, so I guess neutral.

>> No.12032653

I'm digging the 12 Rules for Life rule 63 manga

>> No.12032667 [DELETED] 

I can't fap to peterson but now!

>> No.12032668

>>12032640
>he doesn't know how to market himself

Protip: if you're a minority in America, take advantage of that to sell your shit as "exotic". You could write a book of basic recipes or health advice just pepper in some stories about your grandmother giving you wisdom or some mythological tale about a monkey and a lion from 3000 years ago.

>> No.12032672

>>12032667
>I can't fap to peterson
Loser, try harder!

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>>12032667
try now

>> No.12032677

>>12032585
>tfw she will never declutter the sperma from your fossilized prostate

>> No.12032714

>ywn grab your katana and save her from the oni in the underworld

>> No.12032751

>>12032585
>tfw she will never declutter the glut from your bog body-like testicles

>> No.12032761

>>12032677
>sperma
>prostate

>> No.12032774

>>12032640
>>12032668
To be fair, Japanese people is very organized.
Unlike american slobs

>> No.12033309
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THAT FEEL WHEN NO NIP QT TIDY GF
WHY LIVE
THAT FEEL WHEN NUTS ARE FULL OF SPERM BC NO NUT NOVEMBER AND KONDO-CHAN WONT SUCK THEM DRY
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12033364

>>12033309
>falling for an alliterative/rhyming month meme
I hope you also enjoyed Dry July, Sober October, and No Fap February.

>> No.12033388

>>12032585
i found the shinto type stuff really cute in a weird anime way. she greets her apartment when she comes home and she thanks posessions for being good boys

>> No.12033443

>>12032585
SEE, AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT ANON-KUN, HE'S SUCH A BAKA GAIJIN. JUST CLEAN UP YOUR DAMN TATAMI ROOM BEFORE YOU DESCEND INTO CHAOS. AND BELIEVE ME, THAT'S A PLACE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. THE TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE SHOWED US WHAT HAPPENS AND IT'S NO JOKE.

>> No.12033447

>reads JBP
haha get a load of this pseud. cringe and bluepilled.

>reads Kondo
;w; im sowwy mommy, i'w make ewwything wook sqweeky cwean !! :33

>> No.12034118

>>12033364
sober october actually was nice, i lost weight bc i stopped my twice a week heavy drinking.

problem im having with NNN is that its not just no fap, its no nut. i had to turn down a succ from tinder grill bc of it today, she was confused that i told her i just wanted to make out

>> No.12034123

>>12033388
yeah thats pretty autistic, miss me with that gay shit
>>12033447
based and redpilled

>> No.12034138

>>12032585
If dubs I'll fap to this qt.

>> No.12034143

>>12034138
Last opportunity.

>> No.12034144

>>12034138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4j9Pkznay4
here you go my guy, go wild. she looks like my waifus

>> No.12034146

>>12034144
Huh. I didn't got dubs, but I might fap a-anyway...

>> No.12034277

>>12032668
She's popular in Japan too you dummy, she didn't set out to swindle white piggus.
Her love of tidying up is pure and honest.

>> No.12034318

>>12034118
Delusional

>> No.12034402

The Chad Kondo
The Beta Peterson

>> No.12034405

>>12032585
why are they so cute!

>> No.12034466

>>12032585
I want to impregnate her and not take responsibility

>> No.12034475

>>12032585
she looks just like my jav girls
can she really write a book??

>> No.12034517

Jordan Peterson is good.

>> No.12034687

>>12034466
big brain post

>> No.12034791

>>12032585
awww a cute

>> No.12034805

>>12032585
being clean and orderly is for bugmen

real big thinkers ruminate in their filth

>> No.12034809

Does this book have any tips for vomit stains in carpets?

>> No.12034866

i ship her and peterson so hard

>> No.12034870

>>12032585
Does she do porn?

>> No.12034905

>>12034805
t. agent of chaos

>> No.12034973

>>12032585
Clean my room instead if you know what I mean :^)

>> No.12035503

>>12034277
The funny thing about the exotic, orientalized image of Japan, is that the Japanese eat it up the most.

>> No.12035521

>>12034466
why did the post make me laugh

>> No.12035719

>>12035521
Because you're mildly retarded anon.

>> No.12035761
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My mind—as well as my room—were once so cluttered that I was unable to use my time effectively and I could not do what I love, now thanks to Mari-san I turn on the TV and I see clutter, I browse the internet and I see clutter, I see my hoard of books I'll never read and I see clutter; I see a hot girl in the street, I stare mindlessly at her breasts, and I see clutter; I see my cat and I see clutter; I watch autumn leaves being moved around by rain and wind, and rotting, and I see clutter.

>> No.12035766

My mom read this while I was at college and threw away most of my stuff without even asking me, fuck this book

>> No.12035769

>>12035766
and fuck your mom

>> No.12035793

>>12035766
I fucked your mother

>> No.12035796

>>12035769
>>12035793
gb2 raydid nigger

>> No.12035811

>>12033388
>>12034123
Expressing emotions is a real thing even if the objects are inanimate and can't receive them. If you habitually express positive or contented feelings, you will feel much better and more stable, it gives consistent form and righteousness to your self and life. The way she does it is sort of like putting things in their right places. Like you might straighten a painting despite it not needing to be or pet your cat as you arrive home or ensure your shoes are neatly placed/stored, it's very similar.

>>12035503
Yeah, a lot of that stuff is artificial or part of a kind of trendy pseudo-traditionalism, things people participate in despite not ever really being part of their tradition or normality (for the majority if not all). Sadly, a lot of the way they view 'Japanese' things is like European Orientialists of the past.

>> No.12035839

>>12032585
oh, she looks like *THIS *? I figured she was old as hell.

>> No.12035847

>>12034466
how would kondo-chan-sama-sensei react to this predicament?

>> No.12035851

>>12032585
Actually, it would be more appropriate for her to say anon-san. Onii-chan is way too intimate for a grown woman to say to some stranger who visits anonymous image boards

>> No.12035963

>>12033447
BASED

>> No.12035968

>>12035851
That suffer from tism apparently.

>> No.12035972

Japanese women look strangely childish and it makes my desire to fuck them a little uncomfortable sometimes.

>> No.12036001

>>12035972
t. Pedo

>> No.12036014

I unironically fold my clothes via her method now

>> No.12036018

>>12035851
That is the joke you autismos

>> No.12036025

>>12036018
*autismi
You have learned that the plural of octopus is octopi, you can learn the plural of italian nouns.

>> No.12036035

Strangely good thread.

>> No.12036081

>>12033388
>she greets her apartment when she comes home and she thanks posessions for being good boys.
Thefuck. I can´decide If that´s cute or unbearably autisitic. If that happened in an anime I would probably cringe at it, so I´m leaning autistic.

>> No.12036091

>>12032585
Should I feel pathetic that I'm about to use my yellow fever as fuel to lead a more organized lifestyle?

>> No.12036096

>>12036025
Technically, octopuses is the most correct. Octopus is based off the greek root, meaning it should be octopodes, not octopi. Octopuses is using an English plural method rather than a latin one for a Greek root. I personally prefer octopodes, but people will just think you're autsitic.

>> No.12036111

>>12036091
Yes.

>> No.12036118

>>12036111
O-oh...
Well, checked...

>> No.12036140

>>12036096
In italian grammar there is a rule that foreign and latin words should always appear in their singular form, because articles have a plural form, like il/i for the, so you can use articles to make plurality understood.

>> No.12036150

I'm an artist.
I like clutter.

>>12033388
I have a feeling that if I'd ever realize the dream of having her as my qt jap gf. I'd soon become precisely that to her: an objet to be greeted first, and to be thrown away eventually.

>> No.12036203

Isn't she like 40

>> No.12036474

If I tidy up my room I am sure Kondo-chama will notice me and praise me a lot.
>>12036203
33

>> No.12036500

>>12033443
This post wins.

>> No.12036506

>>12035503
Self-orientalising is fascinating and very widespread. See also Russians talking about 'muh mysterious Russian soul'. It's a neat irony of nationalism- everybody has to find 'unique', special cultural things to celebrate (generally in highly predictable and similar ways, and often by copying each other).

>> No.12036513

>>12036091
No.

>> No.12036516

Did you know that bukkake was originally a punishment for adultery?

>> No.12036535

>>12036506
That's interesting. I feel though it's more than just nationalism though. Like maybe a response to imperialism/colonialism. I'm keeping this in mind when I start reading authors from the Meiji Period.

>> No.12036536

>>12036516
As a male, is there anywhere I can go in japan to be on the receiving end of one of these? I don't have any false justification for this desire; it is something that has always interested me and I sincerely want to experience it.

>> No.12036550

>>12036536
I don't know. I secretly wish I were a lesbian.

>> No.12036558

>>12036506
Zizek says that what we understand as 'national identity' is almost always adopted from the Other. He talks specifically about Greeks but those are good examples too.

>> No.12036587

I-I-Is there any Peterson X Kondo-chan fanart? Asking for a friend.

>> No.12036593

>>12036587
Go to one of the boards and request it, post back here with your findings!

>> No.12036610
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I once had big plans to take reviews of Kondo and pretend they were 12 Rules reviews.

>> No.12036624

>>12036610
And where are those plans now? Ah, the heedless wild ambition of youth

>> No.12036640
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>>12036624
It was funnier in my head

>> No.12036648

>>12033447
This but unironically. Practical advice for everyday problems beats vague archetype bullshit any day.

>> No.12036650

>>12036516
What are you implying?

>> No.12036681

>>12032774
How many Americans have died from getting crushed by piles of porn?

>> No.12036769

>>12036550
same.

>> No.12036784

>>12032627
あたし

>> No.12036842

>>12033388
Kind of like that but in chungking express where he talks to all his household items

>> No.12036848

>>12032585
Holy shit, how did I never make that connection. I worked at a fucking bookstore while this was our number one seller for two years

>> No.12037475
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>>12032585
Jordan Peterson is cuter desu

>> No.12037676

>>12035503
that's because orientalism is actually awesome. Edward Said (a faggot who was figuratively and probably literally immensely butthurt) talked shit about it not because it was wrong and bad but because it was right and good. (((Academia))) amplified his faggot whining because it supported anti-European doctrines.

>> No.12037796

>>12036848
Dumb dumb

>> No.12037862

i like the part where she has a 6 month panic attack after eating a bite of ramen

>> No.12037881

>>12033447
PATHOLOGICAL

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>>12032774
>to be fair

>> No.12037956

>>12036506

National character is something that emerges from within the in-group.


Nothing to do with the oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOther, you fucking cultural studies hacks.

>> No.12037961

>>12036610
It'd be funnier the other day around.

>> No.12038020

>>12032774
>t. tetsuo nakamura

>> No.12038052

>>12035761

Completely based

>> No.12038149

>>12036140
Neat. I never knew that.

>> No.12038423

>>12032585
I wanted to read that book, but threw it out because it didn't spark joy

>> No.12038435
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>>12038423

>> No.12038537

>>12038423
I am going to beat the shit of you little homo

>> No.12038612

>>12036091
Maybe

>> No.12038689

>>12033443
capped

>> No.12039234

>>12035766
The book says specifically not to do this

>> No.12039246

>>12033447
cringe but redpilled

>> No.12039550

>>12035847
She wouldn't mind getting rid of anon, because she only keeps things that spark joy in her life

>> No.12040041

>>12033447
yes and?, shes a qt

>> No.12040062

I read this book and very loosely followed its advice.

I do like her thoughts about how buying "organizers" is a sign you have too much shit as you're buying shit to store your shit at that point. Also her thoughts that you should only keep things that "bring you joy" and dispose of things that never do. I did follow her advice on compartmentalizing the process of tidying up a space into smaller tasks like just focusing on clothing to start.

Her advice is mostly aimed at neurotic middle to upper class people with too much stuff for the space they're living in. Which describes /lit/ pretty well and a lot of her advice revolves around getting rid of books you never read and never will read. I got rid of a ton of stuff after reading this and while it didn't make me a clean organized person it did make me a person who was clean and organized more often.

Typical self-help stuff, obvious advice which gives a fleeting sense of motivation, but she comes off as less exploitative than say Tony Robbins and doesn't have the baggage of say Jordan Peterson.

>>12035766
Scapegoating wrong person. Book specifically says not to do this. Your mom is just an invasive control freak.

>> No.12040079

>>12033447
Seething

>> No.12040081

>>12033309
if you don't masturbate at least three times a week you can say hello to prostate cancer in your forties, anon, but also masturbation is a good reliever of stress and anxiety, so yknow maybe just go look at some bowsette feet or whatever

>> No.12040104

>>12036081
>He doesn't thank things for their hard work before throwing them away so that they know they did their best
Somewhere in a landfill an old notebook of your is rotting away, crying, because it thinks you didn't love it

>> No.12040109

>>12036516
>Bukkake
>Punishment
Does not compute.

>> No.12040114

>>12036640
The funnier thing is the one star reviews from all the salty obnoxious white women in the midwest/south of the USA. Similar reactions to the Kazakstani volleyball player. White women were a mistake

>> No.12040118

>>12038423
As long as you thanked it for trying then that was exactly the point.

>> No.12040325

>>12040118
arigato gozaimasu hon! yorokobi desu nee~~~~!!!~!~! jaa ne!!! ^.^

>> No.12040418
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>>12032668
Does a Finnish guy selling alcoholism as a technique count?

>> No.12040419
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>>12040114
Would this women trust you, /lit/?

>> No.12041242

>>12032585
Onichan, clean your onahole!

>> No.12041258

I want to sleep on Kondo-chan's thigh-pillows

>> No.12041326

>>12041242
But what if she's my onahole?

>> No.12041355

>>12040419
No woman should trust me, ever. Didn't even click on the image.

>> No.12041356
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>>12035766
based mom setting you free from your bugman existence

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>>12033447
>wholesome japanese waifu who wants a beautiful and harmonious home for her husband and children in the ethnostate
>mentally ill medicated mutt who preaches individualism and tells people to live by the very neoliberal boomer values that are destroying civilisation and to be an atomised shell of a human while his whore daughter disgraces him

Why not go with Kondo?

>> No.12041492

>>12040418
Lmao

>> No.12041564
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>>12040418
based fins

>> No.12041866

Should I read her?

>> No.12041949

>>12040419
>goodreads
Fuck off and die you fucking scum

>> No.12041992

>>12037961
I agree

>> No.12042007

>>12041326
Then clean her out obviously OwO.

>> No.12042105

>>12040062
What if the books I will never read still bring me joy?

>> No.12042122

>>12034118
Thanks for the core workout anon.

>> No.12042208

>>12041866
Yes. It's short read

>> No.12042362

>>12037862
>Being this pure
How can she exist?

>> No.12042728

>>12034118
NNN should prepare you for Dicks Out December then

>> No.12043530

>>12036091
I don't know.

>> No.12043580

>>12032585
All the advice in this book was useless. Basically, all I had to do is stop being a lazy cunt and my apartment became clean

>> No.12043601
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>>12041564
False dichotomy. Set your own goals; laugh at others' expectations.

>> No.12044282

>>12036091
Can you repeat the question?

>> No.12044300

>>12034144
watching this had my lust for cute japanese girl be sprinkled with equal parts impatient rage and uproarious laugther. amazing content. 10/10.

>> No.12044595

>>12043580
Durr

>> No.12044622

>>12042362
(((secretly indulges in truly disgusting fetish orgies to help keep up the façade)))

>> No.12044627

>>12036091
Nigger

>> No.12044641

>>12040418
Thanks for great book recommendation, based anon.

>> No.12045393

Any lewds of her?

>> No.12045429
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I started using her clothes folding method, it's very good. You can store all your shirts, pants, socks, etc. so they're all visible and you can pick one out without disrupting the organisation of the drawer.

>> No.12045469

>>12045429
This picture is pleasing

>> No.12045542

>>12045393
Your sight would fade away before you could open the file and would remain permanently damaged if you insisted

>> No.12045591

>>12045429
What if it's the kind of clothes that get wrinkled easily? Do you just iron them before putting on?

>> No.12045608

>>12032640
われわれ

>> No.12045618

>>12045591
Then you obviously fold it differently you braindead fuck?

>> No.12045626

>>12032640
拙者

>> No.12045627

>>12045591
Just put them on a clothes hanger.

>> No.12045643

What's her stance on Jung?

>> No.12046001

>>12045626
>拙者
For a collectivistic culture, Japs sure have a lot of words for I.

>> No.12046582

>>12032585
Clean my dick? Onto your face? Okay.

>> No.12046617

>>12046582
Today I jacked off thinking about rubbing my filthy dick on Kondo-chan's face nad then cumming all over her.

>> No.12046622

>>12043601
My goal is to take it very easy.

>> No.12046663

>>12041564
>success is based on other people
Dope

>> No.12046678

>>12046663
Note 'to be considered'.

>> No.12046919

>>12032640
I think that's just american localization
her book has nothing to do with muh Japan in Japan

>> No.12046963

>>12046001
except the use of "I" in english is greater than the use of all pronouns in japanese together.

>> No.12048478

>>12045429
>Not using the rotation method
Lazy fucks

>> No.12048764

>>12045429
do women actually have this much superfluous clothes

>> No.12048831

>>12032585
jordan peterson looks a lot cuter these days it seems , is it the meat only diet ?

>> No.12048833

>>12048831
He has cut back on the cider

>> No.12048843

>>12048478
The hell is that

>> No.12049029

>>12048843
ancient japanese spiral tidy technique

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>>12032585
What do Japanese girls smell like

>> No.12049212

>>12049075
fish and semen

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>>12049075
WHY CAN I NOT GET A QT JAP FEMININE GF WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING KISS GESTURE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DO WESTERN GRILLS HAVE TO BE POZZED BY FEMINISM AND LOOK MANLY AND DONT SHAVE THEIR LEGS AND WEAR BOOTY SHORTS LIKE STRIPPERS

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>>12049245
Confirmation bias+idealizing that which you do not/can not have

>> No.12049319

>>12049245
if you want rice grill, you've gotta go and fly over to da mainland, westernised asians are trash

>> No.12049810

>>12040419
Did you read the NYtimes article about Kondo and the reaction of National Association of Professional Organizers.

Salt, pure salt from a load of ladies who can't get into marketing as well as a cutesy japanese lady.
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/10/magazine/marie-kondo-and-the-ruthless-war-on-stuff.html

>> No.12049895

>>12049075
based horiposter

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>>12049810
roasties getting toasties

somebody post that image

>> No.12049920

>>12049305

>she

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>>12049810
>“It’s a powerful message for women that you should be surrounded by things that make you happy,” she said, and her and everyone else’s faces engaged in wide-eyed, open-mouthed incredulous agreement, nodding emphatically up and down, skull to spine and chin to chest. “I found the opposite of happiness is not sadness,” Diana told us. “It’s chaos.” Another woman said she KonMaried a bad boyfriend. Having tidied everything in her home and finding she still distinctly lacked happiness, she held her boyfriend in her hands, realized he no longer sparked joy and got rid of him.

>> No.12050272

>>12032668
I'd love to read a book on how to niggerfy my neighborhood. It is an ancient art.

>> No.12050284

>>12049944
men feel the istinctive need to have their cute little nest made with cables and manga so they can feel like they have control over their own territory

>> No.12050339

>>12049305
shoulders indicate benis

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>>12049920
>>12050339
>caring either way

>> No.12050461

>>12045429
aesthetically pleasing organisation

>> No.12050856

>>12035847
Wouldn't happen in the first place, because she only does IRL consultations for families and single women.

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>>12049810
>“My dream is to organize the world,” Kondo said as she wrapped up her talk. The crowd cheered, and Kondo raised her arms into the air like Rocky.

>> No.12051030

so selfhelp is ok when it's done by nippon mommy. pathetic

>> No.12051033

>>12051030
Glorious Nippon mommy is honest in her singular attempt to help others, and isn't trying to manipulate or swindle a mass public.

>> No.12051069
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>>12049810
>National Association of Professional Organizers
why is this a thing and who is it even for?

>> No.12051091

>>12051033
And who the fuck cares about the intent? Selfhelp is drivel regardless!

>> No.12051236

>>12033388
>she greets her apartment when she comes home and she thanks posessions for being good boys
Wouldn't that make it more difficult to throw away stuff?
Wouldn't this way of thinking turn you into a hoarder?

>> No.12051262

>>12049075
Salmon

>> No.12051321
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CASE 7. JOSHU'S WASHING THE BOWL

A monk told Joshu, "I have just entered this monastery. I beg you to teach me." Joshu asked, "Have you eaten your rice porridge?" The monk replied, "I have." "Then," said Joshu, "Go and wash your bowl bucko."
At that moment the monk was enlightened.

>> No.12051328

>>12040081
Stop spreading lies. Watching porn and masturbation is unnatural and it degrades your mind

>> No.12051331

>>12040081
>masturbation is a good reliever of stress and anxiety,
it only does for like 15 minutes for me then it's back

>> No.12051355

>>12051328
There's nothing unnatural or degrading about masturbation

>> No.12051374

>>12051328
>>12051331
masturbation is good if you do it in moderation. stress release, keeping your dick primed, stimulate your imagination and so on. watching porn on the other hand is an artificial "reward", the brain tells you that you've found a willing mate even if it's just a picture on a screen

>> No.12051375

>>12051355
which is why young men are getting erectile dysfunction in their teens now? fuck off

>> No.12051390

>>12051355
The commoner see it as this, in reality is a pleasure one can easily abandon.

>> No.12051402

>>12051328
please don't sully the chastity movement with an appeal to nature

>> No.12051415

A lot of the basic message of the book is good. Using space efficiently, getting rid of shit you're not using if owning doesn't add anything to your life, etc. But Kondo is a strongly neurotic OCD case and it comes out the more you read about her. A lot of her advice is also from an impractically Japanese perspective, like don't buy anything in quantity. That might fly in Japan where everybody gets a tiny bag of groceries every day after work, but in other places it's not so great.

Also, her book talked about not buying boxes or other things to organize your stuff in. Guess what she's selling now? Her own brand of boxes.

>> No.12051432

>>12051375
That has more to do with xenoestrogens and obesity but porn definitely isn't helping.

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>>12049810
>She is tiny — just 4-foot-8. When I interviewed her, not only did her feet not touch the ground when we were sitting, but her knees didn’t even bend over the side of the couch. When she speaks, she remains pleasant-faced and smiling; she moves her hands around, framing the air in front of her, as if she were the director on “Electric Company” or Tom Cruise in “Minority Report.” The only visible possessions in her hotel room for a two-week trip from Tokyo were her husband’s laptop and a small silver suitcase the size of a typical man’s briefcase. She has long bangs that obscure her eyebrows, and that fact — along with the fact that her mouth never changes from a faint smile — contributes to a sense that she is participating in more of a pageant than an interview, which possibly is what it does feel like when big-boned American interviewers whose gargantuan feet do touch the ground come to your hotel room and start jawing at you through an interpreter.
This piece is dripping with ressentiment.

>> No.12051460

I want to organise better my pc files. does it work well for that too

>> No.12051467

>>12051460
Just do a fresh install. Clinging to possessions is for fags.

>> No.12051487

>>12036648
It doesn't. For split-second decisions like "i'm in tEritOrRy oF cHaos, gotta stay vigilant" archetype things are much more clear and effective than "what was there again on the page 293 of "practical ways of smart living" manual again? yeah this situation isn't like that one though soo what do i do?"

>while his whore daughter disgraces him

How? "Eating beef" isn't an euphemism, she is a young mother who writes a food blog and likes taking selfies, on a whore scale that is pretty low and considering what she was through in her life she didn't go nearly crazy enough with her new-found freedom

>> No.12051503

>>12051487
Yeah I frequently come across chaos dragons, so I find Peterson particularly useful.

>> No.12051506

>>12049944
when i pull my dick and she pulls hers out. this is chaos.

>> No.12051509

>>12051487
>accidental pregnancy
>sweaty nudes and underwear pics
>dyed hair
>not a whore

>> No.12051555

>>12051439
>She is tiny — just 4-foot-8. When I interviewed her, not only did her feet not touch the ground when we were sitting, but her knees didn’t even bend over the side of the couch.
IMAGINE

>> No.12051566

>>12051467
Isn't all writing some form of clinging and hoardig?

>> No.12051584

>>12051566
Not necessarily, plenty of people write to get rid of thoughts rather than conserve them.

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>>12051584
But thoughts remain there... Both on paper and in your head

>> No.12051631

>>12051599
Not necessarily. When I write stuff down I feel like I have dealt with it and no longer feel compelled to remember.

>> No.12051638

>>12051439
Seeing her in segments with loud big fat American women is like watching different species.

>> No.12052735

I <3 Kondo-chan

>> No.12053416

>>12049305
Not at all. Many females are clearly raised to be feminine, Western females are clearly raised to be pseudo-masculine. Like a child's version of masculinity. They and mass media routinely portray femininity as inferior to masculinity, and promote this pseudo-masculinity for both male and female, but especially so for female as the notion that males are subservient and incompetent is promoted also. Hence, most of them are childish, chauvinistic, entitled, misandrist, and incompetent.

There's no reason why one can't acknowledge this and prefer feminine women of which Westerners are not. And no, some clothing fashion or makeup has nothing to do with femininity nor the biological-based attraction to it.

>> No.12053426

>>12051439
>along with the fact that her mouth never changes from a faint smile — contributes to a sense that she is participating in more of a pageant
It's called civility. Why must they dress it up just because they lack it?

>> No.12053598

>>12051631
>I feel like
Not good enough

>> No.12053922

>>12033388
The thanking possessions makes sense as a technique for helping when you have trouble letting something go. You can acknowledge the object has served its usefulness and thus there is no regret in giving it away/getting rid of it. It helped me get rid of a bunch of old crappy t shirts and nostalgic stuff i never touched (sketchbooks, souvenirs, event t shirts etc). I saved some stuff, but now what I have i really cared about.

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>>12051439

>> No.12053971

>>12053945
disgusting

>> No.12054200

>>12051069
the name is pretty self-explanatory, anon

>> No.12054414

>>12051439
jew hate beauty, order and cleanness

>> No.12054503

>>12053945
Those are some big bones.

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>>12040418
>japs write self-help about order
>fins write self-help about drinking
>swedes write self-help about death

>> No.12054542

>>12053945
Why must every woman wear those disgusting leggings or yoga pants or whatever they're called.

>> No.12054548

>>12054539
What's with this national branding? Is there any more?

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>>12054548
Apparently the Dutch enjoy doing fuck all.

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>>12054548
And Danes like to be cosy.

>> No.12054883

>>12051069
organizers like to organize

>> No.12054893

>>12054565
Funny semiotics on the cover.

>> No.12054910

>>12032585
I read this book and it was life changing desu. I had dysfunctional parents who never taught me how to clean so reading her book was very useful to me and now my stuff is clean

>> No.12056036

>>12051069
For hoarders to feel better about themselves if they put their shit in containers?
Women trying to establish some sort of bullshit scheme to get rich but fail because they suck?

>> No.12056060

>>12051069
seppos why literally can not stop buying piles of chink shit to save their lives

>> No.12056084

>>12033443
thanks for killing me anon, Im finally free

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>>12032585
Don't they have like a really troubling suicide rate? I wonder if organizing plays a part.

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>>12034118
Not developing a long term health plan and requiring meme month concepts to be best you should honestly kys

>> No.12056379

>>12034144
fuck I want to marry her and have 7 kids

>> No.12056388

It brings me joy to have slight disarray in my room. It is organised chaos.

>> No.12056517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-HMMX_NR8

2qt

>> No.12056591

>>12051439
She’s Jewish, what a funny coincidence

>> No.12056602
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>>12056591
The Jew fears the Samurai.

>> No.12056653

>>12056602
cutie and the beast

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Read it and loved it, will do it tomorrow, th...thanks /lit/.

I wonder what kondo would say about virtual clutter. The clutter in my google drive, the clutter in my email. My first reaction to the idea of chucking all my books was, no worries I've got caliber. But then I remembered how most of my ebooks are unread too, and the weighty feelings I get from thinking about them.

Is kondo's idea about physical space only? Or virtual space as well? If the latter, how far does this logic go? And at one point is it your responsibility to just take ownership of your anxiety?

My first thought was of course that she would advocate cleaning my hard drive and cloud too, but seeing how most of what she preaches seems to be connected to her Shinto philosophy and the physicality of being, I'm not so sure...

>> No.12056766

>>12056759
3000 is the standard for a good outfit, shouldn't socialism promote to eradicate anti consumer practices such as mass produced clothing that self destruct after three uses ?

>> No.12056858

>>12032585
I get her idea. It's not her invention the Japanese have been promoting it for years.
I think the idea is right I mean look around it's everywhere. In every house I ever visited.

I still can't throw away many toys I don't play anymore. But I am starting to throw away books.
I am also supposed to think twice before buying books (or basically anything). But I still bought several books I will never read this month. Partly this is because I began to throw away stuffs I felt I can start buying books again.

Thanks for the thread. I guess I am still not in the right mindset. Need to work on clearing my chairs.

>> No.12057535

>>12054548

The Boisterous Art of American Ignorance Wallowing

>> No.12057796

>>12056602
imagine

>> No.12057888

>>12054555
Based dutch

>> No.12058104

>>12056759
Lmao now you actually fucking conned somebody to read it /lit/, and he even liked it prob because it was japshit. I like anime and all that shit but cmon now this is the fucking e/lit/ism board and you're talking about some selfhelp for middle aged women? Time to fuck off this gay site.

>> No.12058114

>>12049075
I let a cute jap chick use my bed a few nights ago, my pillows still smell fragrant from her hair

>> No.12058147

>>12051091
Imagine being this retarded

>> No.12058178

This is all such fucking garbage lmao

She's just a nervous bird who found a coping mechanism. Stop falling for this shit cleaning your room doesnt make anything about you better youre literally just doing X task to take your mind off life

>> No.12058196

>>12048764
That looks relatively normal if that dresser contains the entire wardrobe. Do you wear the same three outfits without change like an autist?

>> No.12058413

>>12033447
Yes, and?

>> No.12058422

>>12058178
>youre literally just doing X task to take your mind off life
Isn't that why you do anything?

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>>12032668

>> No.12058498

>>12032774
As well as the Russians. Seems to be a common occurrence among great peoples :^)
>>12033443
I lol'd.

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>>12032585
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo
>She was listed as one of Time's "100 most influential people" in 2015.

>> No.12058515

>>12058506
And that's a bad thing?

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>>12058515

>> No.12058597

>>12058104
You did it /lit/! You conned someone into reading a book, you jews

>> No.12058623

>>12056379
She would throw away the four kids less deserving to live though

>> No.12058641

marie kondo is the gateway drug to jordan peterson.

>> No.12058661

>>12040419
Jesus Christ you people are bugmen, why would you even keep books in a shelf?

>> No.12058664

>>12058196
>Do you wear the same three outfits without change like an autist?
Unironically yes, and I’m a female

>> No.12058675

>>12058196
I wear basically the same outfit every day. I like suits because they make this socially acceptable.

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>>12058664
Post tits or lack thereof.

>> No.12058967

>>12058641
what's jordan peterson the gateway drug to?

>> No.12058991

>>12058967
THE ETERNAL LOGOS, THE MANIFESTATION OF CHRIST THROUGH WORD, THE TRANSUBSTANTIATION OF THE METAPHYSICAL SUBSTRATE ONTO GOD ITSELF. ITS NO JOKE, MAN

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Would kondo-kun throw away a government that doesnt bring her happiness?

>> No.12059064

>>12059025
-kun is mostly for boys. its either Kondo-chan to denote that shes a girl, or Kondo-sama to show respect to somebody higher up in the hierarchy

>> No.12059076

>>12051439
>During her lecture, Marie demonstrated how the body feels when it finds tidying joy. Her right arm pointed upward, her left leg bent in a display of glee or flying or something aerial and upright, her body arranged I’m-a-little-teacup-style, and a tiny hand gesture accompanied by a noise that sounded like “kyong.”

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>>12059076

>> No.12059152

>>12059076
Kawaii
(tr. note: kawaii means cute)

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>>12059076
I need millions like her so I can make trillions

>> No.12059246

I want to cum on Kondo-sama's armpits.

>> No.12059266

>>12059246
lewd, rude, and degenerate.

repent.

>> No.12059285

>>12059246
>armpits
She has none. They were mere clutter.

>> No.12059308

>>12059246
yes hello
lobster lady is not for the sexual
ok many thank

>> No.12059314

>>12059308
>>12059308
Men idealize that which they cannot obtain

>> No.12059710

>>12059266
I had a dream about sexually tormenting Kondo-chan and subjecting her to filthy humiliations until she awakened to her animalistic bodily desires.

Kondo-chan is so tidy and angelic, but she still has a pussy, a butthole, and armpits like every other girl in the world. Lewd! Pathetic! Humilliating! The human condition of Marie Kondo! She's so cute and clean, but she is still just an human animal! How can Marie Kondo live with herself knowing she has a lewd and pathetic sweaty female body? It must be impossible for Kondo-chan-sama-san to feel any dignity knowing that she has a butthole, and knowing that other people know she has a butthole. It is mindblowing. God is a pervert. We are all doomed.

>> No.12059759

>>12059710
Based and redpilled

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>>12059710
What if all these cleaning routines are just an outlet to vent her sexual frustration and she's internally screaming for someone to release her inner desires?

>> No.12059814

>>12059797
Keep wishing, anon. You'd sooner see the Valhalla than her naked body.

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>>12059814
Do they have nice girls in Valhalla?

>> No.12059867

>>12059822
Mostly childish-looking sex-working androids and cyborg-armed lesbian wrestlers. You're not invited though.

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>>12056151
Not really.
And organisation is probably cathartic. I think most of their suicide comes from the usual social alienation, particularly pertinent in East Asia, and overworking- mainly in school study, Asian schooling mentality is like that of European 18th century, although, maybe a bit more lax. Euros of that time would often have zero free or relaxation time, sometimes 18hrs of study, that kind of regime is hard to do in contemporary life, but it doesn't stop many institutions from trying. Extreme overwork and poor quality of teaching for many subjects (just rote memorisation) makes the youth inclined to suicide.

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>>12056759
Cleaning up your data is great too. I ended up deleting literally everything except for the contact info of about a dozen people. It feels great not to have any possessions to worry about at all. Even digital possessions are a burden because you have to worry about backups and the like.

>> No.12059976

>>12058196
>not having a personal uniform

do you even autism?

>> No.12059989

She's feminine, good looking, and advocates taking ownership and personal action to get a healthy and happy lifestyle for yourself.

She will almost certainly be an alt-right hero within the month.

>> No.12060009

>>12059966
>European 18th century
Sorry, I meant 19th century, or at least, right up to early 20th century. Probably the same in 18th century anyway but significantly less education, obviously, wasn't yet a more universal thing.

>> No.12060058

>>12056517
This is my favorite anime.

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>>12056517
>tfw no konmari sex slave

>> No.12060181

>>12056517

Do you think she takes her translatrix to Huffburg?

>> No.12060502

>>12060181

Do you think she makes her say "it tickles" in English?

>> No.12060646

>>12059966
>my country is not there
Yes!

Also: didn't know Chad is a country.

>> No.12060654

>>12060502
>>12034475
>>12059246
>>12046617
>>12044300

Get rid of your sexual frustration y'all

>> No.12060677

>>12060654

See:

>>12032677
>>12032751

>> No.12061173

>>12059064
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.12061390

>>12060677
Being sad at that which you cannot change is at first understandable, then mere obsession. In what receptacle you will drain your balls is no relevant matter.

>> No.12061406

>>12061173
nigger, how is -kun not only for boys? you fucking retard

>> No.12061453

Shall we make another marikon appreciation thread when this one expires? So our existence will feel twice as miserable.

>> No.12061466

>>12061453
yes. my dick needs more konmari-sama discussion

>> No.12061637

>>12061406
I watch anime too, -kun is used for girls sometimes

>> No.12061710

So this book is actually worth reading? My rooms a fucking mess rn

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>>12061710

>> No.12061784

>>12056162
why am I able to smell this image?

>> No.12061839

>>12039550
yamero!

>> No.12062245

>>12061637
It's used in the context for a superior to a subordinate.
I remember watching Patlabor. The precinct head was using Nagumo-kun when he addressed her. This was because he was a higher ranking officer and she was a captain.

>> No.12062287

>>12061710
It might, it might not. People who enjoy seem to become borderline cultist of Kondo-ism.
Those who don't enjoy it proclaim she is a crazy hack, especially with the neo-shintoist mindset that things have feelings and spiritual aspects so need to be taken care of or thanked

>> No.12062332

>>12037956
you're a fuckin retard

>> No.12062359

>>12033447
tranny slash soiboi or womanlet

>> No.12062387

>>12049305
that's not a girl's movement

also confirmation bias is a pseudo analysis and all my friends who said "grass looks greener effect" were wrong

>> No.12062391

>>12051033
this

>> No.12062401

>>12051439
hating jew

every lefty analysis of anything feels like this

>> No.12062406

>>12051439
she basically hates everything good

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>>12060646

>> No.12062439

>>12062245
-kun can be appropriate for girls if you're an older male. -chan is creepy as fuck unless you're friends or family. -sama is overly formal. -san would be usual in this context.

>> No.12062488

>>12062439
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_honorifics#Kun
seems more like senior to junior in general

>> No.12062539

>>12058104
bye faggot

>> No.12062578

>>12058178
on /lit/ and never heard of sublimation

>> No.12063081

>>12040419
What kind of ape is proud to inflict mediocre books upon themselves.

I will shelve maybe the best 2% of what I read. I won't purchase anything that does not deserve a second reading, as a baseline criteria.