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My lit teacher just admitted that she writes shitty porn novels and sells them on Amazon on the side during class today. Why the fuck did I ever go to community college? Not sure if I should just laugh or kill myself. I'm gonna go with both.

>> No.12023263

>>12023253
Follow her lead and make some dosh on thirsty e-shoppers.

>> No.12023268

Neither. Writing porn is the easiest and quickest way to make extra money. Ask for pointers.

>> No.12023270

>>12023253
If writing is your passion you should be grateful you discovered this. From my understanding, no matter what form of media you wish to get into (music/acting/writing/etc) you need someone who's already doing it to help get you on a platform.

Or do whatever you want, it's up to you.

>> No.12023274

>>12023253
You should be thrilled you know someone with a foot in the door. Also maybe you can sleep with her.

>> No.12023275

>>12023263

how do you convince someone to pay for written porn?
you would have to stoop so low and cater to such a niche audience that surely you would degenerate yourself

>> No.12023284

>>12023275
Nah. Most women over 25 will spend a few bucks on smut, doesn't even need to be especially specific.

>> No.12023286

>>12023253
My community college lit professor was the single most encouraging and helpful teacher I've ever had in my life

She didn't write shitty porn novels, she was just a weird older lady who was also autistic about books

>> No.12023289

redpill me on porn writing, can I self-publish kindle books and make some dough?

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12023300

>>12023286
>was just a weird older lady who was also autistic about books

>> No.12023305

>>12023289
No just right for adult sex story sites and have a donation button

>> No.12023319

>>12023253
>putting an English degree to use and making money
>bad

>> No.12023435

>>12023253
sex her and co-write bondage rape cuck porn with her

>> No.12023448

>>12023289
I used to work for a vanity publisher that generated stories like this using badly written Indian workers' stories that we would edit so that we could push out huge amounts in short time on the cheap, however the market has long since become saturated

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I do too and it pays well for literally zero effort once you've found your niche kink and target audience. I mean I won't get heinously rich from it but it's comfy sidebux to a moderately shitty part-time job or such.

Also I moonlight under a female pseudonym for keks too so knowing the people who buy and shlick to my steamy dyke stuff would lynch me for being a cishet hairy male is bittersweet in itself.

>> No.12023493

wy did not u lrn a trade?

>> No.12023537

>>12023493
Yeah, I heard Jesus was a carpenter.

>> No.12023621

>>12023537
Yeezy, he laid beats