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>You come out of your room and see these five grils looking at you
>"Oh, anon! You're just in time for our book club meeting! Which book would like you to discuss with us?"

How do you respond?

>> No.12019117
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12019117

>>12019108
Oh whatever you want.
>okay, let’s discuss my favoooooooorite book, Fifty Shades of Grey 2!

>> No.12019123

>>12019108
I’ve been reading a lot of Mishima lately. You guys familiar with his work?

>> No.12019127

>>12019108
kill them all with a tire iron

>> No.12019130
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>>12019117

>Personally, I am a woman who prefers books with real depth. Have you read Rupi Kaur?

>> No.12019136

>>12019108
Anything Schopenhauer

>> No.12019141

>>12019108
the only bangable on is second from right

>> No.12019155

>>12019108

Aren't book club selections made ahead of time?

>> No.12019156

>>12019108
Dibs on #5

>> No.12019161

>>12019130
>>12019127
>>12019117
What is it about women that makes inccels so mad?

>> No.12019162

>>12019141
>Not second from left
Second from right has a terrible face shape

>> No.12019167
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12019167

>>12019161
>make a sexist comment
>instant screeing about incels
Every time without fail

>> No.12019171

"Have you ever wondered how synthetic a priori propositions are possible?"
*pulls up critque of pure reason*

>> No.12019180

>>12019108
>You come out of your room and see these five grils looking at you

what kind of ridiculous scenario is this, put up some effort

>> No.12019187

>>12019108
imagine lying down in front of them and letting them walk on top of you, rub their feet in your face in their tights and socks and stomp on your cock and balls while they giggle and make fun of you
wouldn't that be awful aha

>> No.12019188

>>12019108
So there is this book about foot fetishism.

>> No.12019190
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12019190

>>12019161

Fucking incels right?

>> No.12019191

>>12019162
you mean left as in like the way we're looking at the pic right? like second from left is the brunette?

i cant imagine thinking she's better looking than second from right

>> No.12019192

>>12019108
kill fuck fuck fuck marry
marrying some of the other ones is acceptable as well

>> No.12019196

>>12019187
yeah and maybe possibly fart in your face haha i mean who could possibly want that haha

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>>12019192
>>12019191
>>12019162
>>12019141

Let's settle this once and for all

>> No.12019210

>>12019161
The more women you fuck the more misogynistic you become, kiddo.

>> No.12019212

The three on the right will steal your soul, look at their eyes.

>> No.12019213
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12019213

>well, it's not a book, pre se, but rather the lyrics to perhaps the most culturally and artistically significant band of this century
>uh--are any of you familiar with The G v Fleet? they're kinda the saviors of rock & roll
>here, lemme read you a verse from their magnum opus Anthems of the Peaceful Army
>*inhales*
>WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA

>> No.12019216

>>12019205
4. clearly 4 is the best.

>> No.12019218

>>12019205
4>5>2>1>3

>> No.12019219

>>12019205
2 has that motherly charm.
I want to have a family with her.

>> No.12019220

>>12019205
3

>> No.12019222

>>12019205
4>5>3>2>1

>> No.12019223

>>12019205
4>5>3>1>2

>> No.12019229

>>12019205
see >>12019156

I think 3 & 5 are sisters

>> No.12019234

>>12019205

The ONLY acceptable order: 5>2>4>3>1

>> No.12019241
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12019241

didn't know that there was more

>> No.12019245

I fell for the meme and bought Stoner. Reckon women would be into it?

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>> No.12019252
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>> No.12019257
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>>12019246
>>12019241

>those legs and feet

also, post moar

>> No.12019261

My mom was always obsessed with my small dick and lifted the bed sheets each night to check that I was naked and my penis had "room to grow." She openly discussed her concerns with her friends who would smile at me sympathetically. Mom even made me show both of my aunts my penis and got annoyed when they laughed. She asked the local pharmacist if there was anything I could take that encouraged growth. This was in front of the female assistants and other customers as I stood there blushing. She asked for regular updates on my erect size and, again, would tell friends and my aunts. Asked my best friend to let her know if the other boys ever bullied me over my small penis
She even told me that my 12 and 13 year old cousins were already bigger than me. Mom asked my sister if she had any friends who wouldn't mind having a "small" boyfriend. My sister thought it was hilarious and started to tease me and told her friends. I was glad to escape to uni and never lived at home again

>> No.12019280

>>12019205
they're all disgusting 2bh but 1 has that genetic mistake look...

>> No.12019286

>>12019261
Books for this feel?

>> No.12019287

>>12019127
based and redpilled

>> No.12019288

>>12019108
5 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 1

>> No.12019294

>>12019205
5>2

The rest are genetic trash and failed to develop properly even under the most gynocentric conditions possible.

>> No.12019295

>>12019161
Why do people act like convincing stupid women to have sex is difficult or some sort of accomplishment? The only reason I can think of is you actually find it difficult.

>> No.12019298

>>12019205
4>2>1>5>3

>> No.12019302

>>12019295
>The only reason I can think of is you actually find it difficult.
well duh

>> No.12019304

>>12019252
>>12019246
>>12019241
>>12019205
99% sure this is Norway

>> No.12019316

>>12019205
Theyre all plenty attractive and if you disagree you're either a closet fag or blinded by your own bitterness or have tiny little baby libido.

3 is the least attractive of the bunch tho

>> No.12019319

>>12019108
3 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 2

>> No.12019326

>>12019261
Your mom seems based af

>> No.12019333

good thread, /lit/

>> No.12019334

>>12019261
i really hope this isnt true for your sake anon. if your dick wasnt smaller than like 4 inches this was not only cruel and unjustified but also pretty unrealistic

>inb4 my dick is 4 inches

no but that is still within the range of a normal cock is what im saying

>> No.12019338

>>12019205
5>4>3>2>1

>> No.12019340

>>12019304
my guess would be hungary

>> No.12019363

>>12019340
It's Poland, I think. Can any Poles check the book shelved bottom left

>> No.12019366

>>12019340
Damn I should have checked the texts. The one book my eyesight is good enough to read appears to be in polish. I thought it was here because I've been in that house and at that bus stop many times.

>> No.12019374
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12019374

its not norway

>> No.12019386

>>12019246
post more or a source please.

>> No.12019389

>>12019167
>>12019190
>>12019210
>>12019295
What is it about the word incel that causes incels to get so angry?

>> No.12019392

>>12019205
PATRICIAN:
4>5>1>2>3

Any other order is pure shit tier

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>>12019389
>he/she/it's still going

>> No.12019406

>>12019161
The carefully constructed image of a woman-product beautifully presented on these photos.

They also show that female groups tend to look alike in both makeup and fashion, as they *normalize* each other using shared methods.

>> No.12019411

>>12019374
That guy in the middle looks like he wished he was in the pedestrian zone slavsquatting.

>> No.12019415

>>12019389
>I'VE EJACULATED INSIDE A BAG GUYS HURRR I BET YOU HAVEN'T EJACULATED INSIDE A BAG VERY CLOSE TO A WOMAN

>> No.12019427

>>12019411
No, he looks too smart for that.

>> No.12019431

>>12019302
I think the problem is that you associate with some people on here in a group mentality you defined for yourself in high school. You don’t have to abide by those social rules at all

>> No.12019434

>>12019366
norwegian girls are too patrician to wear skin-colored pantyhose

>> No.12019439

>>12019415
U mad son

>> No.12019450

>>12019205
>12019167
considering all pics it's either 2 or 4. My problem with 2 is that she only has one face. I pick 4.
>2 will look at you like this when you fuck her missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>12019434
Not true at all my friend

>> No.12019480

>>12019156
It’s cause it’s such an easy game to play but incels can’t figure out the rules

>> No.12019491

>>12019205
2>5>1>4>3

>> No.12019492

Are we trying to guess the order in which they ask questions? Is that some tricky problem they ask at tech interviews?

>> No.12019499

>>12019205
5 and 3 are clear winners, don't fall for the 4 it's a decoy

>> No.12019504

>>12019108
young, white, thin, non-degenerate women... that can't be a pic from the US or western europe. must be russia or eastern europe.

>> No.12019505

>>12019499
2 and 5 *

>> No.12019514

After scientific research, I can safely conclude the correct order is 5-1-2-4-3

>> No.12019520

>>12019205
Roll

>> No.12019521

>>12019504
>non-degenerate women
You are actually attracted by their degeneracy, or un-individuality, or expectedness, or commodification.

>> No.12019523

>>12019205
Re-roll

>> No.12019531

>>12019108
show bobs an vagene pls

>> No.12019536

>>12019374

I will never understand why Polish girls are literally 10/10 but the guys are meme slav tier/10

>> No.12019549

>>12019205
Rollando

>> No.12019554

>>12019536
because slav compete by hit head with stick not make face nice like gay

>> No.12019555

>>12019504
>literal slags
>non-degenerate women

>> No.12019557

>>12019205
2 > 5 > 4 > 1 > 3

>> No.12019560

>>12019213
Ooh anon, they sound just like Led Zeppelin!!

>> No.12019561
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12019561

>>12019554

Literally what?

>> No.12019576

>>12019205
2>>4>5>1>3

>> No.12019581

>>12019521
>You are actually attracted by their degeneracy
not really. feminists are western """women""" are disgusting.
>>12019555
t. degenerate fat dyke

>> No.12019600

>>12019581
>mini skirts
>those pantyhose
>exposed shoulders
>that makeup
They're sluts.

>> No.12019627

>>12019536
none of the girls in that pic are even close to 10/10, though.

>> No.12019650

>>12019304
no, look at the couch and furniture and clothes. way too much poverty for norway.

>> No.12019655

>>12019108
"Who the fuck are you, and why are you in my house?"

>> No.12019658

>>12019650
As I said, I have been in this house many, many times. Us being rich is a meme anyway, most are over their heads in debt.

>> No.12019706

I went to school with the girls on the far left and right.
It's bizarre seeing people you know like this.

>> No.12019712

>>12019561
t. бypгep

>> No.12019717

>>12019108
From left:
2>4>5>1>3

>> No.12019722

>>12019706
Post more pics of the girl on the rights feet

>> No.12019725

>>12019366
on the left down
>KÉPES VILÁGATLASZ
its hungarian

>> No.12019729

>>12019658
who do you go to polish houses so often?

>> No.12019732

>>12019536

That is because the girls are not "literally 10/10" and the guys are not "meme slav tier/10" you are simply overrating the girls while underrating the guys. If you actually analyze the facial features of the girls in that photo, they are not special (without their makeup even less so) so please, can we end this idiotic myth?

>> No.12019742

>>12019729
I really enjoy polen
>>12019725
but apparently it is Hungary after all? so maybe I enjoy ungarn

>> No.12019747

>>12019108
Moby Dick, Sperm extraction bits

>> No.12019771
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“Infinite Jest, the peak of modern literature”
>the sound of five waterfalls erupting at once

>> No.12019778

>>12019205
5 looks like she would tell me she hates me every day and make me cry, 10/10 would marry

>> No.12019788

>>12019504
>Any form of white women
>Non degenerate

>> No.12019807

>>12019108
>How are you expecting to discuss books you haven't read?
isn't the point of a book club to read books at the same time so you can talk about what happened in the specified segment later on?

>> No.12019883

>>12019706

More info please. What were they like? They seem like turbo Staceys

>> No.12019893

>>12019883
She was a posh spaz.

>> No.12019901

>>12019732

I've travelled extensively throughout Eastern Europe (no, not your typical Amerimut city trip) and literally everywhere the women looked gorgeous whilst the men looked like shit. The worst was probably the Czech republic

>> No.12019906

>>12019893

How on earth can you be a slav posh spaz? Also, peep show; nice!

>> No.12019938

>>12019901
Well that's your subjective view.
I'm a straight guy and that's how i see most of the world.
The person you replied to is correct.

>> No.12019952

>>12019141
All three on the right can get it. The two on the left can get it too.

>> No.12019963

>>12019778
good taste

>> No.12019973

>>12019213
These faggots are shilling themselves on here

>> No.12019998

>>12019901

Good for you; I lived in Poland because I am Polish myself and you overrate our women just like every other thirsty-for-pussy fool. Along with this, I grew up in Canada and was surrounded by Anglo-Saxon and Germanic women, and they are not any uglier. In fact, they usually have better craniofacial development including forward grown jaws, wider palates and better teeth. The only exception is that obesity rates are slightly higher among the West. You think the men in America or Britain or wherever you are from, are utterly handsome? Please... I see slack jawed fools everywhere. You are all very short too, if I might add. Snap out of your delusions about Eastern European women.

>> No.12020002

>>12019998
someone is angery

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>the book of enoch

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>>12019108
Let's talk about A Canticle for Leibowitz.

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>>12019998

>I grew up in Canada and was surrounded by Anglo-Saxon and Germanic women
>Canada
>Anglo-Saxon and Germanic women
>mfw

Calm down, Wojtek - your penis envy is showing.

>> No.12020025

>>12019205
2 is getting my sperm. The rest are getting invited to leave.

>> No.12020059

>>12019205
I would impregnate all of them simulataneously. Can you imagine them rubbing bellies together haha

>> No.12020082

>>12019205
4-2-1-5-3

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>>12020059

Can you imagine what it would be like to have a family with number 2 and be like totally happy and have children hehe...

>> No.12020096

>>12020084
Think about repeatedly impregnating her and having a bundle of cute little kids running around for you to protect and care for
O man

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>>12020096

Ha ha..yeah. Fucking roasties. Am I right bro...he he.. yeah...

>> No.12020107 [DELETED] 

>>12019536
>the guys are meme slav tier/10
nigga you'd be down to suck my dick if you saw my face.

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>>12020084
>> Can you imagine what it would be like to have a family with number 2 and be like totally happy and have children hehe.

No I can not imagine that. This is 4chan. All we can imagine is this.

>> No.12020111

>>12019108
I report this thread for being incel-normalfag bait and then go to /tv/ to enjoy the terminus of chantard culture

>> No.12020145

>>12019180
You come out of your room and are confronted with your dissappinted mother

>> No.12020163

>>12019205
they all look the same to me
is this shopped

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>>12020145

>> No.12020178

>>12019246
>>12019241
>tfw ywn look like them

>> No.12020180

>>12019108
Who are you? Why are you here? I’m not in a book club. Leave or I’m calling the cops.