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Is Jesus one of the Karamazov brothers ?

>> No.1200646

yes.

>> No.1200683

>Karamazov Brothers
Isn't that a russian artist family? I think I saw them recently in the circus.

>> No.1200830

>>1200683

yes they are .. they started a Jesus act !

>> No.1200869

Jesus is pronounced as 'Yezus' or 'Yeah Zues' in Latin which pretty much confirms the bible is taken from Greek Mythology.

>> No.1200882

Alyosha

>> No.1200923

>>1200869
you are wrong,

Jesus <- Iesus , Yĕhōšuă <- Joshua <- to be victorious, to be liberated

>> No.1200935

Yes, its obviously Ivan, Smerdyakov is Judas, and the devil is just the devil.

>> No.1200937

no, i don't believe so

>> No.1200941

>>1200923

0/10. nice try troll

>> No.1200946

>>1200937
you don't believe what ?

>> No.1200953

>>1200941

no troll, look it up. I did, Jesus is derived from Joshua ,and Joshua means "to be victorious" -> learn to Hebrew.

>> No.1200962

poor Smerdyakov , I feel for him

>> No.1200967

>>1200953

No, fuck off.
Hebrew is a language for peasants and the mediocre. We won't fall for your traps, Satan - or should I say, HADES.

>> No.1200979

>>1200967
that's why we have all the money in the world and control the US.

>> No.1200980

>>1200967
Whoa whoa, why so harsh on Hades? he's not exactly that bad of a guy.

>> No.1201000

>>1200980

Actually Hades was a pretty big cunt compared to Satan. If anyone's actually read the bible he was in 5 or so events that were so meagre they wouldn't even be called unreasonable, yet he 'opposed God's will'. Also, the serpent in the Adam and Eve isn't Satan. The serpent was banished to forever crawl on it's belly and Satan walks many a time in the rest of the book.

>> No.1201010

>>1201000
Who cares about what Satan does in the bible, int the broader Christian tradition he's the prince of darkness and lies, the source of all evil and malice, and cheats at fiddle contests.

Hades, just sort of chills out with dead people, also he's god of wealth.

>> No.1201021

>>1201010

I care because I am a practising Christian. Practising in every sin I could fathomably practise so that once I die I can chill with a dude as chill as Satan.

>> No.1201023
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>>1200869

Sure is Zeitgeist in here

>> No.1201176

>>1201023
where the Jew's @?