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I woke up today after over 9 hours of comfy sleep and I had an extra hour in the morning because the clocks went back. I read about 50 pages of a history book and then ate while browsing the internet on my laptop and drinking coffee.

I went outside to walk around, feel sad about life, and drink coffee. I went to the library and read the rest of a 600+ page history book that gives me a lot of pseud cred.

I went to a supermarket to buy junk food for my Last Binge Ever. It was dark and cold outside and it was bright inside, so I felt like I was in a Refn film, though I am ugly as fuck so my tortured brooding has zero profundity, despite being kino. The supermarket was filled with lots of university students in the prime of their lives. It was all filled with Stacey/qt hybrids. Now that I'm a 28 year old boomer I just feel an abstract sense of sadness and loss at being an ugly nofriends loser for many years (no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never bee to a pub, club, or party).

I went home, binged, wasted time on the internet, and I'm now at the gym. I read about how surgeons work 100 hour weeks but still find the time to write books and so on.

>> No.12001680

>>12001677
London frog returns.

>> No.12001681

based
redpilled
bless you

>> No.12001685

Still didn't namedrop your history book

>> No.12001694

>>12001677
What was the LBE© this time?

>> No.12001696

Do you want to be a surgeon too, OP?

I should probably stop reading lit and go back to mastering my general chemistry textbook. We are 28 after all and eating an elephant starts with the first bite...

>> No.12001697

>>12001685
He read 50 pages of the cereal brands while prusing the isles at the store, He fibbed a bit by saying the small travel magazine near the register was a history book, and he only read the index.

>> No.12001730

>>12001696

No, it's just a high status job which has high pay and involves gliding through normie filled institutions.

>>12001694

Nothing special, just junk. Though I've just been to the gym so maybe instead of LBE it should be LB until I've saved lots of money.

>>12001697

No, I really read. I have so much free time that my unremarkable (Reading per free time) multiplies to give something probably larger than most of lit.

I read about the 17th and 18th centuries. These monarchs started wars with less hesitation than myself when choosing which Ben and Jerry's to buy.

I'm stronger than I've been since my prime last year in April. I deadlifted over 4 plates for 5 reps today. Not that it makes any difference.

>> No.12001751

>>12001730
Curious, why do you waste your time in every avenue you come to? Even your literature choice is drab, as you gain nothing from digesting the history of distant people (in relation to you and your placement in society)

Serious question sad frog, but have you ever read the Bible, or pursued any religion?

>> No.12001768

>>12001730
>>12001751
But on a less harsh note, congratulations on hitting a fitness goal. That is applaudable, I have been slacking heavily when it comes to my fitness I do not gave the means to provide proper nutritional food with my income.


You do not seem like a worldy person, so why do you let the world hold your attention when it sucks your own well being and soul from your life?

>> No.12001776

>>12001730
Sorry I just like reading about the ephemera of your life, I hope you compile all this one day.

>> No.12001805

>>12001776
If he put them together as a book one day, I think it'd be soldable. I mean, if there are people to buy The Fault In Our Stars, why not give this a try, right?

>> No.12001809

>>12001805
I wish there were a literary journal devoted to banality

>> No.12001869

>>12001677
I binged last night on mostly carbohydrate food bought from supermarkets. I feel generally disgusted with myself today, and negative about how this has made my life worse. I feel hopeless in the face of a future of undifferentiated meaninglessness.

>> No.12001901

>>12001869
I realized today that my wife will probably leave me one day and there is nothing I can do to stop this from happening, divorce rates are so high because people just change and grow apart.

>> No.12001921

Why do you people eat shitty food?

>> No.12002020

>>12001677
how do you have money for shit if you're a neet ?

>> No.12002077

>>12001921
Poor and cooking is too much effort

>>12002020
Londonfrog isn't a NEET

>> No.12002094

>>12001677
>Now I'm a 28 year old boomer

When was your birthday LondonFrog? Last I remember you were 27. Regardless, happy birthday

>> No.12002104

>>12002094
first thing i noticed as well

hb londonfrog

>> No.12002222

>>12001677
Relatable.

>> No.12002275

How can you have so much free time

>> No.12002285

Happy birthday.

>> No.12002293

>>12002275
He just lost his job

>> No.12002300

How about you stop reading and start writing you turbopleb

>> No.12002415

>>12002300
He writes his god damn blog posts everyday

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12002446

>>12001809
It's called /r9k/
Glad to see you back frenposter

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12002449

>>12002415
And they're better than 90% of the content here

>> No.12002460

>>12002449
shoot yoyrself apu

>> No.12002464

>>12001677
What sort of thoughts are going through your head while reading for the "pseud cred"?

>> No.12002470

O reader, stop wallowing in your sadness. Your sadness comes from your own opinions, and your opinions come from illusory notions which you have the power and ability to disregard and lay to rest. Each of you are bound to be different in your woes but I believe in you, whatever that may mean.

Godspeed

>> No.12002472

>>12002449
I want Apu to be hilariously violent to londonfrog