>be 6 years old >quiet reading time in class >everyone is reading picture books >unzip my bag >slowly bring out a copy of Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone >the kid next to me gasps and says "where are the pictures!?" >overhear a girl in the back saying "he smart"

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Anonymous Tue Oct 23 20:35:14 2018 No.11978752 [DELETED]

>be 6 years old
>quiet reading time in class
>everyone is reading picture books
>unzip my bag
>slowly bring out a copy of Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone
>the kid next to me gasps and says "where are the pictures!?"
>overhear a girl in the back saying "he smart"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 20:43:28 2018 No.11978785 glad you had a good day today OP

Anonymous Tue Oct 23 20:45:21 2018 No.11978792
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>be chilling in my study
>reading
>door's open
>Augustine walks in
>he gives me quizzical look
>"Anon are you all right? What are you doing?"
>"Oh I'm just catching up on some reading"
>"But you're not saying anything"
>"Yeah I know"
>his jaw fucking drops
>servant girls instantly cream themselves
>rome collapses

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 20:53:10 2018 No.11978823 File: 86 KB, 455x675, 1533020307842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11978792 mouth readers BTFO

Anonymous Tue Oct 23 21:01:50 2018 No.11978851
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>>11978752
>be me
>go to library
>walk up to counter and demand mein kampf
>cute grill working there gasps
>"choppy chop, you uppity wench, bring forth me book or i'll smash yer fokin fanny"
>she rushes to the back room making sobbing noises
>comes back with mein kampf
>i rip it out of her hand and inspect the cover
>ask her if she's read it
>she stares at me in disbelief
>i ask if she's a jew
>she says it shouldn't matter
>i tell her her nose says otherwise
>she takes a step back and morphs into a two headed succubus
>i produce an old, anti-semitic grimoire i've acquired at a monastery while hiking through bulgaria
>start reading from it out loud
>succubus bursts in flames
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 21:02:54 2018 No.11978857 >>11978851 this was really fucking bad dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 21:06:36 2018 No.11978875 >>11978857 I appreciate your candor, however this really happened.

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