/lit/ - Literature

>>11945270
cringe

>>11945270
based

>>11945270
cringe

>>11945270
based

>>11945270
cringe

>>11945270
based

>>11945281
>>11945357
Cringe
>>11945342
Thank you dude, obviously those assholes have never red Max Striner, excuce my writing I am aflicted with dyslexia

>>11945270
bringe

>>11945375
cringe desu

>>11945270
based

>>11945270
Based

>>11945270
Using quantum computing, we are able to express this image as being both based and cringe simultaneously

>>11945402
Stop posting quantum images, they don't work on my old system.

>>11945270
crinsed

>>11945270
baste

Probably my favorite

>>11945228

>>11946184
cringe, but thanks for contributing

>>11945402
>Schrödinger's Meme

>>11946189
suck my cock, pal

>>11946200
If you need to type some symbol more than two times, install the damn keyboard layout that has it instead of memorizing the codes. Any keyboard can be used to input 4 characters per character key, and there are also dead key combinations. Any operating system can have multiple layouts you may need.

>>11945270
cringe based

>>11946164
beautiful

>>11946668

>>11945402
So we looked at the data

>>11945270
>this picture
cringe

>stirner's behavior depicted within this picture
based

>>11949222
another version

>>11945228
Only Finns can fully appreciate the humoric value of that image.

>>11949235
rolling

>>11945270
based

>>11949282
Remove kebab.

Finland and Hungary are a cancer upon the European continent.

>>11949282
I'm not a Finn, but I get it
>>11949610
Kys

>>11945270
>cringe

>>11949648
There were some very esoteric puns that I can assure you, you did not get.
>>11949610
Cringe and bluepilled

>>11949738
>some very esoteric puns

>capitalizing "ES" is an ESoteric pun now
pro tip: no

>>11949235
Roll

>>11952234

> Intuitively, it seems obvious that, nearly all deliverances of normal science are not a logically sufficient condition for genuinely persuasive counterexamples. >>11949235

>>11945270
>based

>>11952253
looks like you get the bonus points

>>11949235
Rollerino

>>11949235
rollllor

>>11949235
Roll

>>11945228

>>11949235
roll

>>11949235
roll

>>11950363
What about the testical twisting? You can't possible know about that

>>11946207
haha, oh my god

>>11952592
You should put this on a tee-Shirt!

>>11946664
very nice.

>>11949235
Rolling

>>11949230
In the introduction to Poor People, there's a footnote where Vollmann claims to have communicated with Ralph Waldo Emerson by way of Oujia board.

Socialists unambiguously have the best footnotes.

>>11949230
>>11952933
>politicizing a wholesome academia joke

cringe

not even worth spilling my drink over though

>>11953017
I could feel the spiritual pressure emanating from your post.

>>11953032
no problem, anytime you want your oujia pieces moved I'm your guy

>>11945270
>cringe

>>11953214
lol left can't meme

>>11945270
this is really terrible but i still saved it

>>11949235
hmm

>>11946664

>>11953222
>you

>>11953223
>Artemis Fowl
rofl, i remember those books. back in elementary/middle school my friends kept trying to get me to read them but even back then i was an insufferable snob and i was like "nah, no thx"

>>11953246
srsly learn to meme

>>11953252

>>11949235
yg

>>11949235
gimme

>>11946021
>Naturally I was interested in talking about Hemingway and his work. He was not.
>My wife needled him. "Is it true," she asked, "that you take a pitcher of martinis up into the tower every morning when you go up to write?"
>"Jeezus Christ!" Papa was incredulous. "Have you ever heard of anyone who drank while he worked? You’re thinking of Faulkner. He does sometimes—and I can tell right in the middle of a page when he’s had his first one. Besides," he added, "who in hell would mix more than one martini at a time, anyway?"

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>>11953320
>>11953328
Not feeding the poor can be in the interests of lowering suffering. For example, too much giving creates and grows a dependent population. Also, you are robbing them of their ability to earn things from themselves when it's so easy to be given it instead. You can see how in Africa we are undermining local economy by bombarding them with foreign aid. It's very destructive in the long term.

>>11949235
Swag

>>11945402

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8YamAsbzPKA

>>11953263
Could someone explain this? What connection does greek philosophy have to Egyptian spirituality? I've heard this before but never had it described.

>>11953286
cope

>>11953588
Why is Peter with a knight helmet in the picture? Was Deleuze in Family Guy?

>>11953523

>>11953599
See
>>11953367
>>11953382
It's a corny meme format where Peter is explaining the joke

>>11953640
I should have read the rest of the thread. Why are they all related to welding?

>>11953421
dope

>>11953579
>he thinks people take land seriously

>>11949235
Yo

>>11953651
idk, here's one without Peter welding.

>>11945270
crazed

>>11946677
Voldemort sounding like a Sith Lord tbqh

>>11953367
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>>11953588

Kill yourself for these retarded mems

>>11949227
>implying this is not the patrician choice

>>11953717
HIT OR MISS,
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?
YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND I BET HE DOESNT KISS YEAH!
HE GON FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON'T MISS YA!
HE GON SKRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA

>>11953359
I was thinking of a smothering mother, but I think yours is a better example of how giving isn't universally a good thing.

>>11945270
All of you circlejerking Reddit faggots replying the same goddamn thing in every thread need to be tied to a stake and burned alive

>>11953804
based and redpilled

>tfw some 18-23 year old girl who reads "facebook meme pages" and doesn't realize she has no sense of humor because she has no testosterone is shitting up the thread with milquetoast palimpsest submemes

Get out whore.

>>11953397
Lol, not so long ago I was visiting Slovenian capital city after many years and just like that I saw Zizek on the street passing me, while eating sandwich.

>>11949235
roll

>>11954016

>women don't have a sense of humor. They can't appreciate humor

>Women can't be funny, because only men are funny. Men had to evolve to be funny in order to attract women; one possible method by which men may attract women is by displaying humor which the women apprecia-

pick exactly one.

>>11953804
My former workplace in the background of the top picture

>>11953297

Where is this from?

>>11953222
>meme making fun of maxists
>oh shit oh fuck they mentioned jordan peterson uhhh left cant meme lol
shaking my head family member

>>11953276
Not him, but these are awful

>>11949255
holy shit

>>11953418
Can't say about Pythagoras ripping off the Egyptians, but Plato supposedly travelled the world quite a bit and was influenced by them. So if Western philosophy is a series of footnotes to Plato, it's in fact that for Egypt rather or something like that. Pythagoras, being a weirdo cultist and school leader himself probably had contact with Egyptian culture. We wuz philosophers basically.

>>11954215
>Can't say about Pythagoras ripping off the Egyptians

Why do ignorant assholes feel the need to display their ignorance? Is it a burger thing, something they use as a bonding practice since they never had a culture of their own or something?

>>11953717
yikes

>>11953490
the fucking tldr is the same sentence as the title

>>11954373
I clapped

>>11953804

>>11945270
so cringe it's based

>>11953446
This is true and obvious to anyone with an IQ above 0

>>11953214
>A bunch of dead pedophiles and Baudrillard
>Having a stake in anything current

>>11954288
I think making shit up mentally is natural and necessary. There are certain topics that a member of society will feel the need to have an opinion on, or risk being caught out when asked about them. With imperfect information, we make up bullshit to fill in the gaps and cobble together an opinion consistent with our other opinions.
Volunteering that bullshit when no one asked for it, that's an annoying cultural thing. There's a particularly noxious subreddit I was introduced to that revolves around giving legal advice. Every other post begins with "I am not a lawyer, but", to the extent that it has its own acronym (IANAL).

>>11953804
Cringe and bluepilled

>>11953320
>Giving to the poor
>Satisfying the categorical imperative

>>11954563
>openly advertising that you go on reddit

this place has gone to the fucking dogs

>>11954597
The guy that writes these is some faggot who idolizes Sartre and Beauvoir, so it shouldn't surprise you that he manipulates philosophy to cater to his own worldview.

>>11954410
Nick prowls the neighborhood at night, as he does every night, hoping someone nearby left their dog outside. He peers over a fence. Nothing, damn. He hears an engine and ducks behind a bush. He looks through his night-vision monocular-- just that beater truck again. Nick squats there for a few seconds. The sound recedes into the cool autumn night.

Nick slinks out from behind the bush and continues his trek. He walks parallel to the jogging trail that circumnavigates the neighborhood, his moccasins quietly patting against the dirt. A stray leaf crackles under his foot. A noise-- he freezes again-- jingling.

He can almost smell it. His erection is throbbing. Nick raises the monocular to his eye in a smooth motion: that's it. A golden retriever is scratching its neck with its hind leg. He looks both ways and, satisfied by the lack of pedestrians, creeps toward the waist-high fence. The dog has stopped scratching. It trots around the yard. Nick touches the fence, feels its rough, bare grain. He steps over it softly.

Nick is salivating. He pushes off the fence like a sprinter from his block, vaults a small raised garden bed, and makes straight for the dog. The dog hears him, but it's too late. Nick tackles the dog, grabs it around the muzzle, gropes around for a hairy leg. He works his way up the thigh and feels the retriever's dangling member. He squeezes. The dog whines.

>>11953513
The irony of a positivist making an NPC meme is crushing.

>>11954635
His eyes wide like a wild man, Nick fumbles furiously, trying to pull his sweatpants down one-handed. He succeeds. The breeze chills his precum-primed erection as he feels for the dog's asshole. He finds it-- fumbles-- jams his cock in. The dog struggles, whines against Nick's visegrip on his snout. It is futile. All Nick perceives is the rich fur, the musky odor, the dry sphincter.

He thrusts into the dog with a mad fervor, on his face is plastered the distorted expression of a man consumed by lust. The dog has stopped struggling. It whines softly with each thrust. Nick pounds faster as pressure builds. He shifts his hand back from the snout to the dog's throat.

Nick can take it no longer. He cums hard into the hound, squeezing ever tighter with one hand on the dog's neck and the other gripping it's meaty thigh. He is spent.

The dog isn't moving. It lays on the ground pathetically. As Nick comes to his senses he realizes that he must have squeezed the dog too hard. He pulls up his gray sweatpants and puts a hand on the canine's ribs, corrugated like those of an anorexic. He feels trembling and jerking. The dog wheezes shallow breaths.

Nick takes a deep breath. He works his way to his feet, dusts the fur from his t-shirt, and brings the monocular out again. Scans the night. He sees no one. Calmly he pads over to the fence. He steps over it gently. He casts back a final glance at the dying dog; the dog blinks back. Nick flashes a closed-mouth smile and sets off toward home. He whistles the Battle Hymn of the Republic as he strolls satisfied down the jogging trail.

>>11954088
2. That would still be true without contradicting the other guy's post, Stacy.

>>11954635
>>11954640
>implying nick can fuck a free roaming dog before the chinks eat him

>>11954598
Do frogposters just Ctrl+f for the word reddit so you can sperg out?
Or does "free legal advice from people who aren't lawyers" sound like a service you would use?

>>11949235
Roolllll

>>11949235
rollin

>>11954651

No, it wouldn't, and you know it. You were exposed.

>>11949235
roll

>>11953179
>nothing about fucking teenage boys

>>11954373
October 2016? How come I had never seen this one?

>>11946668
smiled, anon, I smiled

>>11952569
>dunning-kruger

>>11945270
so baste its cringe

>>11953446
>there is no objective truth except for this statement
fixed it

>>11946189
>HURR CRINGE
>>>/underageb&/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/suicide/

>>11953015
>cringe
No, but it's fucking cancer. Also, nice posts: >>11953017 >>11953015

>>11949230
>>11949222
This isn't reddit, or your shitty normalfag circlejerk.

>>11949235
>FB IMG

>>11949282

>>11956022
Black and white.

>>11956170
Excuse me, here's a better one.

>>11956183
That looks like it's from tumblr but 10/10

>>11953179
>>>/reddit/

>>11953182
>tfw images that are cancer don't get called cringe

>>11954373
Why did the prof let them out of class so early? Just because he made him laugh?

>>11953250
Really? Considering the way you wrote that post, I'd think you'd adore Artemis Fowl.

>>11953309
I'm surprised she was able to write at all.

>>11953320
But that wasn't funny. It would have been funny if, by spending all that time discussing the morality of feeding him, he dies of starvation.

>>11953328
Shit I take it back. >>11956224

>>11954030
>not saying hi with a penis to his anus

>>11954320
Kill yourself.
>>11953717
This.

>>11953588
These remind me of those Bugs Bunny comics from 8ch.

>>11953721
Plus, for all you know, those could be thieves and murderers, as opposed to someone who lied to his boss about finishing work, but made up for it by buying him coffee.

>>11954288
>never had a culture of their own or something
>NEVER
I suppose that applies to the Australians as well. America DID have an Anglo-Saxon identity, but thanks to progressive ideals and internationalists over a hundred years ago....

>>11955705
It's actually 2015.

i hate facebook meme pages
HAHA LE CAMUS XD

>>11954636
>an interpretivist misses the joke
A surprise to no one.

>>11945270
Cringe and Basedpilled

>>11955894
holy shit. it was a fucking arc. I'm so happy

>>11946110
Was fucking looking for this. Thanks.

>>11949235
rolllllllf

>>11953726
https://mobile.twitter.com/dj_auditthefed/status/1051962445248585728

>>11949235

Let's play.

>>11956841

Few analytic philosophers have ever denied that trope theories supervene on non-human consciousness.

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>>11956796
Spooked.

>>11945270
neither cringe nor based

>>11949207
Kek
>>11949235
Rolling

>>11945270
Redbased and cringepilled

>>11945270
cringe based cringe based cringe based based cringe cringe based

>>11945230
crossover episode

>>11949235
rollan

>>11953185
not literature

>>11955990
Amazing.

>>11957146
whole grain crunch

>>11957137
now this gon start some shit

>>11957137
>I don't really give a fuck about any of these pe-
>David Tibet

>>11957137
this is a weird list. It's attacking Karajan for not thinking of "original elements to write", when karajan is a conductor. Methinks the maker of this doesn't like his peers at art school.

>>11957143
fake version. the real version is good bait because its all true.

>>11953213
what a commie reading of hegel

>>11954616
Imagine taking Shartre seriously

>>11957230
t. butthurt humanities major

>>11957247
Now he looks like a man

>>11957146
>>11957247
FUUCK i was looking for this pic for ages to be the ONE TO POST OIT AND GET ALL THE YOUS AND THEN I CLOSE THE IAMGE BROWSER AND YOUVE DONE IT my anonymous YOUIS

duplicate file sedexists ehre eixadmlfkamsdfla

>>11956181
Delet!

>>11957259

>>11945270
Honestly kind of cringe

>>11957143
>Gustav Mahler (He's on the bottom right in between Christ and Nietzsche)
>calling the greatest genius ever a pseud

kys

>>11954288
obsessed

>>11957323
>mehler
>goat

>>11956181
>>11957262
off-topic, this is /lit/ humour, not /int/ larping

>>11953579
>Land is a reactionary
Man you guys gave me the wrong impression of him

>>11953418
The Greek humoral system was expanded and refined from Egyptian theories.

>>11946664
He was so ahead of his time. I can picture him going home from the Symposium and lmaoing that he would be forever immortalized with such a stupid theory. The original shitposter

>>11953662

I'm using him in my senior thesis. Some of us do.

>>11945887
pls don't . I thought we agree long ago we don't discuss RR Martin's shit on this board

>>11957350
>Off-topic posts
OH THE HORROR!

>>11953466
yet had same drunken orgies where he
"loved to chew on the rosy cheeks of youths"

>>11957137

>>11957140
Must have been reuploaded, because the dates and titles are different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7u-xAWWyK4

>>11957143
>Yuri, an intellectual
>mfw he's a fucking spy

>>11957137
to have jyp (and brave brothers, for that matter) on the same list as derrida... very jarring
i like this meme, a classic

>>11953250
They're pretty good as far as middle-grade fiction goes.

>>11957143
>That DFW
>Soros
>h3h3
>Le Trump Joke CNN guy
>Sam Hide
>Christ
>Filthy Frank
kino, this image is so much of bait-everyone chaotic evil shitfest that I like it even more than the original

>>11957146
This faggot is actually cancer. Oh, it wasn't enough for his scrawny onions-riddled face to shit out vapid "teen" novels. No no, he had to play "Mr. Historian" and shit out equally terrible """educational""" videos based on totally-not-biased wikipedia articles, spreading "popular history" lies and half-truths, which of course garner plenty of attention. This cunt is a legitimate danger to society and I hope the coming Caesar publicly executes him, along with the other pseudos.

>>11957620
>onions
*onions, suck it fagets

>>11957623
kek

>>11957623
Ha, s-o-y.

>>11957350
>/int/
More like /his/ :^)

>>11957570
I hope he wasn't married with her. Adultery is always disgusting.

>>11952569
well this is depressing

>>11953431
I hate these kinds of memes

>>11957691
Most sane people do. Note that normals are not sane.

>>11957225
It's an extension of an old /mu/ meme

One guy used to make daily threads saying "ITT: talentless hacks" featuring that picture of Lou Reed. Lou Reed is one of if not the most influential modern musician, so every day you'd have people getting angry over it. This is just continuing in that vein.
On a side note, the moment news of his death in 2013 was released there was an immediate "ITT: talentless hacks" thread.

>>11957725
Not to be a bother, but what other boards do you frequent, anon?

>>11957744
/sp/, /lit/ and occasionally /n/
I haven't been on /mu/ in years

>>11957759
I see....

>>11945270
cringe

>>11955894
I'm so happy he finally got a happy ending
will he play CS with me now?

>>11955990
K I N O

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>>11957620
I saw his crash course series on history and I am just interested, what do you mean by "spreading lies"
I'm no historian so I have no idea if he is talking out his ass.

>>11955894
Holy hell he's in my state. I gotta find which college he's at and give him a fucking hug.

>>11957957
>hug

>>11957930
Don't listen to the other anon. He's probably just a Wehraboo that can't handle the truth that only the Mongols have ever successfully invaded the Russian Empire.

>>11955894
I feel... Warm... Is this happiness?

>>11957137
>Hesse left off the list
Good. My smug is now infinite

>>11957975
It's almost as if history isn't as simple as "good guys" and "bad guys." The person who made this image might have also pointed out the fact that the Muslims were happy to cooperate with the "infidel" Crusaders when it suited them.

>>11946664
Someone explain this to me

>>11955894
Didn’t some anon admit that this story, as well as a few others) were made up? It doesn’t matter though, because it was a good short story.

>>11957975
I hate wehraboos but I hate anti-wehraboos even more

>>11955990
A classic. Glad I was there. Or was I? I can’t remember.

>>11953017
>>11953015

Hehe

>>11958002
>>11958031
You'd think anons on a /lit/erature board would be more intelligent.

>>11958031
Do you have any issue with John Greene at all? I asked before as I am a little suspicious of him myslef

>>11957233
Is it?

>>11958041
Green is a shit writer and his videos are terrible. The anons you're replying to cannot comprehend intelligent shitposting. Pic related is the top part ("What /pol/ wants you to think."). I mean, the filename is "A Swede Tries to 'Debunk' the Crusades". What the fuck.

>>11953442
>sartre stole from camus
Lol the only guy who got robbed by frenchies was heidegger

>>11958060
*Or the anon, but one of the two.

>>11958039
I've taken shits that contained bacteria that were more intelligent than you.

>>11958041
I didn't post about John Green in this thread before (in case that's why you're asking) but I don't really like him. Obnoxious attitude. Cynical. Cheap moralist. Superficial. Writes things I'm not really interested in. Has OCD like me what a faggot having similiartiy with ME

>>11958060
I rape poltards every WEEK but I hate /his/ bros. You have never read histrory books you just listen to podcasts recite epic FACTS some cool battles on wikipedia *sucks on your boypusys sadistically*

>>11958060
good shitpost though IDIOT
lets rape

>>11958060
Okay I get that, I thought his videos were often pretty goofy desu.

Although for what its worth, I actually agree with the top part of the mem/your pic. The crusade were no worse than any other historical campaign for the spreading of the faith or to claim/reclaim land.

>>11958096
That's right. Not to insult the Crusaders, but if you understand the zealotry of sand people today, it's not too different. An absolute faith in God and love for Him, that fighting to protect Christian pilgrims and the Holy Sepulchre/Cavalry. I believe that (correct me if I'm wrong) 19th century romanticism popularized the "imperialist" view of the Crusades, where Crusaders attempted to "civilize" Muslims. It should also be stated that "the Crusades" refers to not just fighting done in Palestine, but elsewhere as well, though the Holy Land was perhaps the main focus.
If you don't want to read, the YouTube channel RealCrusadesHistory did a "debunking" video on Green's stupid video, where, unlike Green, he actually provides sources:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBws-4kzG8
>>11958060
**Also, there's a running """joke""" in John "Dick Cereal" Green's shitty Crash Course History™ that the Mongols did what others (read: Western Europeans) can't do, including "invade Russia", even though "Russia" as we know it didn't exist during the time of the old Khans.
>>11958083
>he likes /his/tory
>therefore he is from /his/
Those files are older than your mom, faggot. You're right about /his/, though. I tried it out, and all I saw were retarded faggots who read (or better yet, watch stupid YouTube videos/documentaries, or listen to podcasts as you say), but don't think, like a lot of """experts""" on the Internet.
And why do you talk like you're writing an advertisement? What with the caps? >>11958093
>>11958076
Ara ara~

>>11958154
Reimu is very cute.

>>11957863

>[personal existential crisis intensifies]

>>11957137
>David Lynch
>Michael Gira
>Franz Kafka
Fuck you. Leave me and my meme artists alone.

>>11946207
wew fucking lad

>>11957143
>Peterson and Harris are missing
I know who you are

>>11949235
red and basedpilled

>>11954373
based

>>11945270
Needs more milk

>>11954288
Why should he have to act as an authority over a question he feels he doesn’t have the authority to answer? Should he just lie to us and spew bullshit, or admit he is ignorant on that question like he just did?

>>11958021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2-QxyhAsT8
This song is based off of Plato's Symposium.

>>11957649
You think the ETERNAL SWEDE would care about your morals?

>>11956187
What's wrong with tumblr?

>>11947246
and thereby altered it

>>11957654
until it's not anymore

>>11957137
not /lit/, but
>jónsi

>>11957143
>sam hyde
>michio kaku
>michael
>scaruffi
>fantano
>avgn
>elliot rodger
my sides

>>11957143
>Lindybeige
I actually like Lindybeige tho

>>11957247
Why do we use a Latin word for "non-believer," and not the Arabic? This shit actually bothers me

>>11957863
im legendary eagle master, if you are in EU and between DMG and GE i would play with you

>>11956183
>this is what Bukowski thinks taking a bath looks like

>>11958909
many things, but in this context their memes are often unfunny with forced overreactions like LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN

>>11959155
he's entertaining but very biased and not a reliable source on history at all

>>11957178
Fellow Tibet nibbas rise up

>>11958154
Not him, but I actually watched the video, and it grossed over, oversimplified, and was generally even more biased than Green's original output.

>>11949235
roll

>>11949235
rolling