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What do you all drink before you begin writing. My genuine choice is mouthwash. Got hooked on it in mid school.

>> No.11945699

bleach

>> No.11945702

>>11945696
>Got hooked on it in mid school.
Amerifat education everyone

>> No.11945704

>>11945696
that's why you aren't a writer

>> No.11945709

>>11945702
It's an acquired taste my friend.

>> No.11945715

>>11945704
back in the 90's "writer" meant grafitti artist, none of that nerdy pointdexter shit.

>> No.11945723

>>11945702
Just pipe down and worship our culture, cuck

>> No.11945732

>>11945715
the 90s ended 29 years ago friend. If you drink listerine you're not going to be able to produce quality literature

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>drinking mouthwash for your whole life

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>>11945732
> 90s ended 29 years ago friend

>> No.11945736

>>11945732
I mean began 29 years ago

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>>11945732
nnooooo

>> No.11945744

>>11945735
shut up

>> No.11945766

I genuinely didn't expect this thread to eat shit just, because I said I drink mouthwash. To be specific usually I use it in my cocktails for a minty tang. I have one where I mix strawberry daiquiri SG, Honey, Mouthwash, and coconut cream.

>> No.11945798

"An ethanol "connoisseur" offered this mouthwash endorsement on the web: "Been drinking Listerine on the streets for ages now, gets you mashed good and proper. Best bit, it's cheap and makes you smell great. With four different colours and flavours, you just can't get bored with it. Nothing beats going down to the park on a Friday night with a bottle of Listerine and getting mashed with your mates. It even comes with that cap that doubles as a shot glass. My favourite thought is Listerine on the rocks. You can't beat that, and add an umbrella and you're south of the border."

>> No.11945801

>>11945798
Alright then I did have a good giggle.

>> No.11945954

ive always wanted an anxious hairspray drinker