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Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:38:54 2018 No.11899219 [Reply] [Original]

Well?

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:52:59 2018 No.11899261

>>11899219
Either
>Joyce
>Shakespeare
>idc
>Faulkner
>Borges

Or

>Homer
>Dante
>idc
>Rimbaud
>Pessoa

These are the only acceptable answers (though an answer that includes Melville or Proust is understandable, though not justified in comparison with Dante or Shakespeare.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:53:09 2018 No.11899262 >>11899219 >Shakespeare >$4 List disregarded.

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:54:18 2018 No.11899267

Pessoa and Borges for a buck each? This thing is poorly conceived as hell but I'll bite.
$5 Nabokov.
$3 McCarthy
$2 Faulkner
$1 Pessoa
$1 Borges
Spend the remaining money on the rest of the $1 tier so that I can trade Lin in for someone else's Kafka if I can find some scrub who doesn't know what they're doing to trade with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:55:36 2018 No.11899270 >>11899267 Your tastes are dubious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:58:45 2018 No.11899280 >>11899270 You don't even know how bad it gets, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:01:41 2018 No.11899294 >>11899219 $5 nabby keep the remaining 10$ for myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:07:28 2018 No.11899324 >>11899219 Shakespeare, Dante, Borges, Cervantes, and I save some money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:19:20 2018 No.11899382 >>11899219 Pessoa and Proust. Fuck the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:21:15 2018 No.11899395 File: 249 KB, 802x576, 1538896128465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11899382 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:22:20 2018 No.11899398 >>11899219 everyone in the two bottom rows, then we plagiarize everyone on the top three rows

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:23:08 2018 No.11899402 File: 45 KB, 500x493, 1522031374467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11899219 I'll take 15 Borgeses, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:23:35 2018 No.11899406 $2 for Milton $4 for Proust $5 for Dostoevsky I'll keep the remaining $4 for a cup of wine to share amongst us four.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:24:20 2018 No.11899408 >>11899270 Please elaborate

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:26:07 2018 No.11899417 >>11899219 Could someone write out what all the authors are?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:27:39 2018 No.11899424 >>11899219 $5 for Melville $4 for Kafka $3 for Wallace $3 for McCarthy Problem solved

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:31:02 2018 No.11899439 >>11899219 do I get an extra 5 dollars if I pick up John Green or JK Rowling?

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:33:46 2018 No.11899447

>>11899417
$5 row - Joyce, Nabby, Dosto, Mr. Simpson, Pinecone
$4 - Kafka, Shakes, Proust, Dante, Melville
$3 - DFW, no idea, Cervantes, dunno but seems kinda familiar, Zetsubou-sensei
$2 - Calvino, Milton, no idea but I might've seen that pic before, Faulkner, Rimbaud
$1 - Tao Lin, Murakami, Camus, Pessoa, Borges

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:35:26 2018 No.11899457 >>11899219 I'd take out all the chinks and gooks and put real writers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:36:05 2018 No.11899459 >>11899447 Ones you missed in order are Hemingway, McCarthy, Hesse

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:37:14 2018 No.11899463 >>11899447 >>11899459 Thank you very much!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:42:27 2018 No.11899484 >>11899219 $5, Lenin $4 Shakespeare $4 Dante Keep the change, kid. I don't want anyone else. This is all I need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:45:45 2018 No.11899498 >>11899219 >Joyce >Nabokov >Kafka >Pessoa

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:53:19 2018 No.11899531

>>11899219
$5: Fart-lover, bitchy cunt, Dostoyevsky, we dont even know he existed, who is he? Why do you own that photo? It should be classified.
$4: Daddy issues, we dont know he wrote all that, fancy jewfrog, Dante, one-hit wonder.
$3: and but so, he dressed like a girl when he was a kid, Cervantes, cool cowboy, monarchy-loving faggot.
$2: Mr quirky writings, blind poet, ???, Faulkner, was raped by soldiers.
$1: shouldn't even be among the greats, depressive faggot: the anime version, sadfrog, portucuck, blind dude no.2

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:54:09 2018 No.11899538 >>11899219 Faulkner's the best value on the list at $2. He's better than Pynchon and Homer and Nabokov and Joyce and probably better than Dostoevsky. I'd take Faulkner, Dosto, Shakespeare, Melville

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:56:45 2018 No.11899545 >>11899219 >Dosto >Shakespeare >Melville >Faulkner only acceptable solution

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:59:00 2018 No.11899562 >>11899219 give me pessoa, rimbaud, calvino, proust, melville, miltom

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:01:44 2018 No.11899574 File: 1.09 MB, 960x960, 1538969934275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only acceptable selections must consist entirely of authors circled in green

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:02:50 2018 No.11899580 >>11899574 Nabokov and Cervantes are better than Mishima.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:52:30 2018 No.11899762 File: 7 KB, 129x175, whenyounutbutshestillsuckin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11899219 I buy 5 DFWs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:55:03 2018 No.11899773 >>11899219 The most objectively patrician team is: >Dosto >Shakespeare >Dante >Milton

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:57:45 2018 No.11899783 >>11899531 >he dressed like a girl when he was a kid His mother was a real piece of work

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:57:51 2018 No.11899784 File: 262 KB, 680x661, E23CF6E9-E36F-471C-966D-BA9A8E5D9569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Pynchon >Joyce >Faulkner >McCarthy Try to beat my team, protip you can’t

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:58:17 2018 No.11899789 >joyce >shakespeare >rimbaud >cervantez

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:00:10 2018 No.11899796 >>11899784 15 Cami could beat them up

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:00:51 2018 No.11899798 >>11899784 obvious bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:02:58 2018 No.11899811 >>11899219 If you don't choose Shakespeare, Dante, Homer and Rimbaud you are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:05:53 2018 No.11899824 Joyce Dante Mishima Hemingway

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:07:02 2018 No.11899829 >>11899811 5/10 bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:08:19 2018 No.11899836 $5 pynchon $4 kafka $1 borges (really? $1? $5 nabokov

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:10:40 2018 No.11899844 >>11899219 >Pinecone & Nabby 5$ >Faulkner 2$ Never post this fucking image again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:12:41 2018 No.11899852 DFW 5 times

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:13:14 2018 No.11899854 Borges, Camus, Hesse, Wallace, McCarthy, Nabokov

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:32:52 2018 No.11899892 A-team $5 Joyce $4 Shakes $3 Cervantes $2 Calvino $1 Pessoa B-team: $4 Melville $3 Hemingway $2 Faulkner $2 Rimbaud $1 Borges The rest can go in the dustbin of history. I'm talking to you too, epic poetry stans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:33:20 2018 No.11899894 >>11899219 $2 for Milton $4 for Dante $4 for Shakespeare $4 for Melville

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:34:26 2018 No.11900034 >>11899219 >kafka >tao >joyce >shakespeare >murakami

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:40:28 2018 No.11900049 Borges x15

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:42:23 2018 No.11900052 >>11899219 Kafka Shakespeare Melville Milton Borges

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:44:05 2018 No.11900055 Mishima Faulkner McCarthy Pessoa Proust I know I have a dollar left but literally don't know anyone else on the $1 row another then Pessoa

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:48:22 2018 No.11900060 >>11899219 Joyce Shakes Melville Milton Best bang for your buck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:58:05 2018 No.11900079 Shakespeare Melville Milton Borges Kafka

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:59:50 2018 No.11900082 File: 105 KB, 409x409, 1538693160091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11899219 7 1/2 fernando pessoas sit next to each other in a bar "we'll split the bill"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:03:18 2018 No.11900225 Just buy 15 Tao Lins and have them use karate to defeat the others. Or better yet is there one that I can buy for a dime? Numbers matter most of all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:39:45 2018 No.11900266 >>11900225 5 Hemingways can take on 15 Tao Lins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:50:28 2018 No.11900275 >>11899574 >No Cervantes >No Milton Yeah okay buddy

>>	January !MrMnqxS.bg Mon Oct 8 05:56:14 2018 No.11900281 >>11899219 >joyce >joyce >joyce Easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 07:35:55 2018 No.11900458 >>11899219 Shakespeare, Milton, Dante, Cervantes, Borges (or Faulkner)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 09:53:13 2018 No.11900716 Faulkner, Milton, Dante, Cervantes, Shakespeare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 09:55:18 2018 No.11900721 >>11899538 >Faulkner better than Homer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 09:57:30 2018 No.11900728 Someone should remake this so it's actually balanced

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 10:00:43 2018 No.11900736 >>11899219 Homer, Dante, Cervantes, Rimbaud, Borges

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 10:08:17 2018 No.11900752 >>11899219 15 Murakamis please

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 10:36:07 2018 No.11900822 Ummm. Where are the female writers?? Hello???

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 10:39:28 2018 No.11900833 >>11899219 Kafka, Proust, Joyce, Borges, Camus

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 10:39:38 2018 No.11900834 >>11900822 They would give you money to choose those

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 11:12:04 2018 No.11900924 >Homer >Shakespeare >Melville >Milton

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 11:16:07 2018 No.11900934 >>11900752 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 13:34:19 2018 No.11901464 >Dostoevsky 5$ >Shakespeare 4$ >Mishima 3$ >Rimbaud 2$ >a hotdog 1$

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 14:46:13 2018 No.11901757 >>11900721 Yes, he is Homer wrote two glorified fan fictions people like to refer to to sound intelligent and Faulkner wrote novels that will never stop being relevant for as long as humans group together and walk the earth

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 14:58:29 2018 No.11901799

The eight dollar crew,
Infinite boogaloo

Homer 5$ and DFW 3$ are taking the rap gsme by storm, with homer being the undisputed master of lyrics and DFWs urbonics and new sincerity poignant message about we live in a society.

Fuck books, get with the times, rap is where thr money is at (dare i say it) nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:10:12 2018 No.11901832 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1538695738921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11901799

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:12:21 2018 No.11901847 Shakespeare Dante Joyce Milton

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:14:00 2018 No.11901851 File: 36 KB, 640x640, 1523375199615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11900822 in >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:14:39 2018 No.11901855 Seven Rimbauds for my harem

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:14:49 2018 No.11901856 5 Mishimas. We'll stab and ass-fuck whatever paltry team you weaklings can assemble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:15:19 2018 No.11901857 >>11899219 15 gucci manes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:16:26 2018 No.11901864 >>11899219 $4 Shakespeare That's pretty much all I need, spend the rest bribing another team.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:14:47 2018 No.11902127 Homer Shakespeare, McCarthy, Rimbaud, Camus

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:29:06 2018 No.11902193 >>11901847 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:52:38 2018 No.11902285 >>11899219 >$4 shakespeare, dante, melville >$2 hesse >$1 borges

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:56:07 2018 No.11902294 $5 Joyce $4 Proust $3 DFW $2 Milton $1 Pessoa

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:58:55 2018 No.11902306 >>11899219 15 Tao Lins desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:48:13 2018 No.11902484 >>11899219 $5 Pynchon $4 Kafka $3 Wallace $2 Faulkner I save the one dollar because I already bought 4 books and there is no way I am not gonna finish these for months anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:55:06 2018 No.11902515 >>11899219 Shakespeare, Dante, Milton, Rimbaud and Tao Lin. I will use the remaining two dollars to purchase a two liter of soda for me and my team of writers to enjoy together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:56:25 2018 No.11902524 >>11901757 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:04:16 2018 No.11902556 >>11899219 $5 Dosto $5 Homo $4 Shakes $1 Camu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:07:22 2018 No.11902568 >>11899219 $5 Joyce $4 Kafka $3 Hemingway $2 Faulkner $1 Camus

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:10:42 2018 No.11902583 >>11899219 >Best team coming through Homer Dostoyevsky Rimbaud Pessoa Borges Camus

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:27:01 2018 No.11902646 Shakespeare Homer Joyce

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:48:04 2018 No.11902772 >>11899219 Mishima, Dostoy, Shakespeare, Borges, Passoa, Camus

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:08:52 2018 No.11902856 >>11899219 Based on my opinion? Pynchon, Shakespeare, DFW and Hemingway. Based on what I think will score best with /lit/? Joyce, Pynchon, Shakespeare and Camoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:51:37 2018 No.11903003 File: 96 KB, 556x430, 1461721314118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11899219 >Dostoevsky and Nabokov more expensive than Shakespeare, Dante, Proust, Borges or Melville

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:56:44 2018 No.11903023 >>11902856 lol Americans are so deluded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:01:04 2018 No.11903037 >>11899219 I only need $9 Shakespeare >did all that was worth doing in poetry and drama Dostoevsky >did all that was worth doing in prose

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:02:08 2018 No.11903040 >>11899219 What the fuck is a literary team

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:03:20 2018 No.11903042 >>11899219 >Dosto >Joyce >the entire bottom row I figure Dosto and Joyce will be able to help those guys improve and rise to new heights, except for Tao Lin. He'll be the their to get them coffee and such while the big bois get to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:15:09 2018 No.11903078 anyone who included Camus should leave and never return.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:23:28 2018 No.11903112 >>11902646 Same desu, I picked Camus for the last dollar

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:33:44 2018 No.11903153 >>11899219 One rimbaud, I spend the remaining $13 on condoms and wine

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:56:26 2018 No.11903253 shakespeare, rimbaud, and pessoa fuck everyone else especially whichever fucking faggot thought that hack nabokov was not only on a higher tier than these three but is worthy of being held and discussed among their ranks

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:03:15 2018 No.11903281 Dosty vs Nabby vs Joyce. Who's the better writer?

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:26:53 2018 No.11903411

>>11903281
I hate to be that guy, but that's kind of a apples and oranges comparison considering they come out if three very different literary traditions. Dostoyevsky was heavily influential on both Joyce and Nabokov, and Joyce pretty heavily influenced Nabokov. At a certain point it just becomes personal preference, especially when they aren't peers stylistically and period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:35:21 2018 No.11903439 >>11899219 >Homer >Shakespeare >Melville >Faulkner

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:35:50 2018 No.11903441 >>11903281 Dostoyevsky. Joyce is fantastic ofc, but I'd trade his whole corpus for basically any Dosto novel. Nabokov is a just a pretentious meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 22:20:48 2018 No.11903622 >>11899219 correct answer: kafka shakespeare melville pessoa borges and a dollar left so you can buy candy and stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:41:36 2018 No.11903903 >>11899219 15 borges> any possible combination Your system is retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:47:25 2018 No.11903929 >>11899406 >one cup of wine >four dudes > being this much of a faggot Who, over the age of 12, would do this? Even if nobody is going to drink a lot, everyone should have their own cup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:49:07 2018 No.11903932 File: 26 KB, 1118x617, Natalija.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11899294 underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:55:33 2018 No.11903963 >>11899219 Joyce, Dostoyevsky, McCarthy, Faulkner easy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 07:33:00 2018 No.11905056 >>11899219 Nabby, Mishima, DFW, Corncob,as for the last dollar, I'm not sure, probably Borges.

Anonymous Tue Oct 9 10:36:26 2018 No.11905491

>>11899219
Proust for insight into the human condition and really long sentences
Shakespeare for metaphors and dick jokes
Kafka for the terrors of modern life and lost mythology
Mishima or Rimbaud for violence and elegance
All $4 authors are arguably better than the top tier /lit/ darlings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 10:41:00 2018 No.11905507 >>11899811 This is the only correct answer

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 12:38:26 2018 No.11905888 Shakespeare for only £4. Disregarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 12:39:44 2018 No.11905895 >>11899219 Zizek - %5 Kill the rest

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 12:49:28 2018 No.11905925 >>11899219 fyodor dante hemingway rimbaud camus

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 18:50:47 2018 No.11907420 >>11899219 good chart.

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