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MOTHER IT'S ME GREGOR!!!

>> No.11811528

AMAZING thread

>> No.11811529

>>11811524
based

>> No.11811539
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>> No.11811546

this is a stupid thread... but I'll allow it

>> No.11811615

10/10

>> No.11811636
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11811636

YOOHOO! AHAAB!

>> No.11811638

haha funny costume man
lol haha book

>> No.11811794

>>11811524
Thanks I now have my costume for Halloween! I can’t wait for illiterate chumps to mistake me for a stinky cockroach :^)

>> No.11811857

>>11811794
For Halloween I usually just say I'm a figment of the other person's imagination. Seems more literary to me

>> No.11812178

bump

>> No.11812211

top tire post my fried

>> No.11812293
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NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE THIS HEART

>> No.11812736

>>11811524
where is apple?

>> No.11812771

>>11812736
;)

>> No.11813142
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>>11811539

>> No.11813150

Based Kafka

>> No.11813170
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BASED thread

>> No.11813178
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11813178

HE POSTED IT AGAIN OH MY GOD

>> No.11813187

>>11811539
Fuck that part was so sad. I guess all of it was sad, but acter Gregor is wounded its just fucking dismal.

>> No.11813260

>>11811524
Get the apples

>> No.11813268
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OMG they're BRAND new

>> No.11813331

best thread on lit

>> No.11813548

>>11813170
O

>> No.11813566

haha i just got it very clever !

>> No.11813620

>>11811524
>>11811539
Lel

>> No.11814053

Bump

>> No.11814097

>>11811524
brainlets btfo

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>>11811524
Ah, my schnoz! To where does he run, and why has he ascended to a higher status than I?

>> No.11815188

>>11811524
got a laugh from me

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE DEVIL

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>>11811524
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I SAID NO ILLUSTRATIONS OF GREGOR

>> No.11815670
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11815670

MY MOTHER IS A FISH
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11815755

>>11811524
I turned into an insect so random xDDD

>> No.11815770
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>>11811524
>>11811636
>>11813268

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>>11811636

You sly fucker..

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ODYSSEUS IT'S ME, MOTHER

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MOTHER DID YOU DIE TODAY OR YESTERDAY

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>>11811524
I HAVE COME TO BLESS THIS NIGHT'S CATCH!!!

>> No.11816231

>>11811524
gee wowchi it even has a watermark!

>> No.11816249

>>11811524
>he thinks the gergor is a cockroach
hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11816334

post times you acted like greger
>be me
>useless insect
>burden on family
>

>> No.11816533

>>11816334
>be me
>see gregor
>"hey gregor"
>"fuck your mother"
>"no u"

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>>11813268
>that fucking poem

>> No.11817411

bump

>> No.11817501

>>11815912
Dont be absurd

>> No.11818151

>>11817411
op is a fughit

>> No.11818169

>>11811524
wew

>> No.11818279

>>11811524
this is deadly (X>

>> No.11818300

>>11815896
holy kek

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KASAN, ORE DA!!! GUREGORU!!!

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11818379

KA SAN
YAMETE

>> No.11818398

>>11818361
lol

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>>11818361

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WUNFUCK GOLD?

>> No.11818444

>>11811524
GREGOR STOP CRAWLING UP THE WALLS AND GO TO WORK

>> No.11818450

>>11815912
Doesn't matter; saw a movie, fucked bitches, killed an arab

>> No.11818451
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>>11818379
yamero

>> No.11818941

bump

>> No.11819254

>>11818444
>brebor ur boss is here he wänbs to tadd wihd u :DDD :DDD t. mom XDDD