/lit/ - Literature

from what I've heard from a few girls who have read the book, the main narrator is a spoiled brat who think she's enlightened for traveling the world

>>11705448
Because it's feel-good mushy no-talent trash meant for obese moms to read so they can find solace in their meaningless lives 'huh maybe I can be spiritual and have good sex even though I stuff myself with food and am obese'. This perfectly satiates my need to read vague new-age ideas combined with porn for gluttons! Seeing this book reminds me of how much I despise America.

>>11705448

It's marketing the global cock-carousel to the late millennials and generation X, who missed out on the lucrative new sexual Dynamics that dominate the lives of the young. If you aren't getting your tubes blasted by a new dick every night, you aren't living your life to the fullest. Anything that obstructs your immediate sexual and fetishistic gratification is sexist. You have an inherent right to boof every STD surviving by the cocks and cunts of the top 20% of attractive people. You must blossom your beef, sprout your snatch, turn your delicate peach into a fuzzy wounded pomegranate.

>>11705492
You mean early millennial? lol I'm a relatively sexually conservative person but that description makes me want to walk down to the bar and try to get laid

>>11705464
>obese moms
>>11705492
>global cock-carousel
>getting your tubes blasted by a new dick every night
>You must blossom your beef, sprout your snatch, turn your delicate peach into a fuzzy wounded pomegranate.

Yikes! Imagine being this bitter and typing such things because you are mad at women for never having sex with you.

>>11705462
same poster, the reason i mentioned that i had heard the book sucked from a few girls is because it's a universally not-good book, because it fails in a portion of its demographic, and not because it's written by a woman and geared towards women

>>11705507

Yes, early enough millennials that received Gen X programming, 9/11, and only the earliest testing versions of the long DARPA march through the institutions that lead to our emblematic maroon and teal haired Stasi zoomer Xirmannders.

>>11705510

Blow it out your bologna flaps, you chode-hammered harpie. How many lifeguards have ordered you out of the pool because they thought you drowned a flying squirrel in your bikini bottoms?

>>11705587
Whatever incel lmao

>>11705492
Best base.

Would part with 20 breadtokensfor a book written in this energy titled Meat Perv Loathe

>>11705648
Stop pretending that a woman being able to consume more sausages than Germany is somehow a superior human being to a man that gets fewer clams than Tibet.

Promiscuoua Gay men get even more sausage than prom. straight women. That doest indicate superiority in the least.

>>11705688
You seem really obsessed with dicks. Do you want to talk about it? Who hurt you?

>>11705688

Promiscuous women are the top generators of newly evolved STDs

>>11705692
Condescend if you must, but address the argument.

Which is "slut is not superior to incel, because pussy is harder to get than cock."

If you can destroy my argument, please do so.

Also, your post implies that butthurt invalidates criticism because critic has vested interest. If this is true, negras cannot critihise whitemans burden, and feminists cannot criticise patriarchy.

>>11705448
Because it's written by a woman.

>>11705448
An evil book that works lust and gluttony with in its readers. It should be burned.

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>>11705898
W E W
I feel sorry for you boys. Maybe you'll find the one someday!

>>11705925
No, I meant that's why /lit/ hates it. I've never read it and have no opinion.

>>11705925
Someone's discovered BBC. Good for you!

>>11705925
Lol like your opinions matter.

Pity and wellwishes; what is this, FB?

>>11705692
Shutup uterus, men are talking.

>>11705648
>>says whatever lmao
>>comes right back

Just like a woman.

>>11705925
I did not find the one. She found me.

You must be a hit at bachalor parties. What size cake do you jump out of?

>>11706029
FFs faggot stop entertaining the reddiot.

Its either a twoll or a twanny.

ffs

>>11705510

Sounds like you're just mad on getting called out

>>11706029
Ffs faggot, stop replying the reddiot.

Its either a twanny or a twoll

Who invited all these incels to my board? The book just sucks and is for wannabe wine aunts

>>11705925
The only one there is to find is God.

>>11706068
>The only one there is to find is God.

Can we ban ESL posters already?

Watch the movie trailer OP. It'll be obvious.

>>11706643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjay5vgIwt4

Damn, this is literally "Cool Wine Aunt: The Movie." Can't believe this came out 8 years ago.

>>11705587
I’d love to read a book where you’re a prominent character, you’re like Blackadder only today and I disagree with everything you’re saying; but you’re genuinely funny, I love the way you write.

>>11705587
thank you for making my day

It's cringe wish fulfillment for fat women
>just have it all!!!!
Frankly, almost all the lit geared towards women is like this, it's almost as if they need to be fed their own entitlement

aka
Real Traveler Core™
The Definitive Guide to Instagram Profile Descriptions™
Basic Bitch - Life After 30™

>>11705510
> Red alert!
> Rostie lies ousted!
> Quick, send for the femmebrigade, our last hope!
> Insult with virginity!
Don't project. Virginity is the one virtue that could save your miserable sad sack of a life, and it's the one virtue you'll never have. Tough tits.

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>>11707533
tank for the (You), big birb

>>11705448
The ultimate roastie book

>>11707548
Can you name some other roastie books? Thanks.

>>11707551
Most YA books

>>11707551

Most of what is commercially profitable is roastie-driven. GPUs and guns are maybe the only widget markets influenced by men.

>>11705587
keked loudly

>>11707557
That's a pretty broad range.

When did this board become flooded with incels? Yikes!!

>>11709133
Roastie shaming is wrong.

Incel shaming is boss move.

Lol, hurt much? Did you get fatzoned by a Chad? You can tell daddy.

>>11707533
Dafuq am i looking at.

>>11705464
I never read this book but i really like the movie because it has Julia Roberts in it. I wouldn't watch it again tho. It's a cliche romantic movie, very hollywood (easy and cheesy)

>>11707533
I smell NaCl

>>11705648
>>w-whatever
>>incel baka
>>(notice me senpai)

>>11705853
slut is better because im better that you

>>11707504
Femmebrigade recruitment seems to be flagging.

There seems to be only one REEEposter REEEminding us of ovarian supREEEmacy.

>>11705853
Stop treating the clotwagon like a man.

If she admits you right, she also has to confront that she's used goods, no more white wedding, ugly bridesmaid forever.

"An honest man is found one in a thousand; an honest woman, not one in ten thousand." - book of Proverbs

>>11709951
>using 3,000 year old ramblings by old desert men as proof of anything

K

>>11710499

Why are there so many records of those ramblings compared to all the others?

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>>11710599

What did Kek mean by this?

>>11709951
Solomon said it. 300 wives, 500 concubines, so much spare cash he built gold covered temple, built cedar house in a desert.

That should mean he is not an incel beta loseratlife, so he has some basis to comment on the trustworthiness of women.

His sentiment is still repeated today by people who dont know about him. "Bitches aint loyal", case in point.

>>11710499
CY+3!!