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>be yesterday
>wasted the whole day and had a morning binge (Ben and Jerry's birthday cake flavour) and a late night fast food binge and went a third day without exercise
>felt really fat at 11 pm, wandering the streets while feeling sad about life; surely a life changing, inertia busting level of fatness?
>surely THAT was the final binge and I'd finally stop binging and, more importantly, do productive stuff in my huge amount of free time
>woke up today
>read a book while drinking coffee instead of browsing internet
>went jogging (first time jogging in over two weeks, first exercise in 4 days)
>did boring admin stuff
>now 2.30 pm and in the stark light of a mundane Wednesday I can see that I have no motivation or inspiration to do anything other than being a consumercuck or an aimless London wanderer, hoping that my dank 20s spontaneously stop feeling wasted
>I feel like I'm stranded and a million miles of work from anywhere
>feel anxiety about everything I do, don't do, and how I do things
>will actually have to go in to work tomorrow for boring meetings; not sure if vacuous non-work will motivate me or not (it didn't the previous million times)

Sitting in my flat alone, in a silence that I tell myself I like but which feels deadening.

Do you know the Eisenhower matrix, where everything is either urgent - non urgent or important - unimportant? I feel like I have lost the ability to even attempt important-non urgent stuff. So as a result I get no important - urgent things in my life. But I avoid all productivity systems or written down goals because they feel self limiting.

Really, what's the point? The normies get everything handed to them. I'm an ugly nofriends male so my life is on hell mode.

I am currently planning to go for a walk, binge at KFC and then go to the gym.

The only positive of the past month is that I have officially gained the ability to ignore boring fiction or continental philosophy and not feel like I have to read them for pseud cred.

>> No.11701649

>>11701598
Sounds like a pretty based life to me

>> No.11701655

is it just me or does londonfrog get more based every day?

you should smoke weed londongfrog!

>> No.11701744

>>11701655
If you start smoking weed everynight your problems will go away

>> No.11701757

based

>> No.11701769

>>11701598
I don't think it's called binging anymore if it normally occurs multiple times each day.

>> No.11701778

>>11701744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgJSGgieTxU

>> No.11701795
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>>11701598

Eyyy, londonfrog. Stop eating shitty British Food, that will fix you

>> No.11702448

OP update. I am now outside. The weather is slightly sunnier and more optimistic but my inertia is strong. I will not have a mega binge tonight, just a small one and I'll defer my life turnaround until after Friday or the end of this week

>> No.11702489

You should write a memoir. Do you write Londonfrog?

>> No.11702508

Londonfrog should write a book. Unironically post your diary

>> No.11702509

>>11702489

I wrote my very high level diary desu of my life since the start of university. It's very high level, not carefully written and is just a dump of my memories.

I honestly had an ok idea for a book. Have you read James Ellroy's American trilogy? That but for the 2016 election, with the election of trump being the ending of the first book. But I could never write something that good.

>> No.11702524

Stupid frogposter

>> No.11702530

>>11701598
>Ben and Jerry's birthday cake flavour
I'm a Tonight Dough man myself

>> No.11702562

>>11701598
You should join your local communist party.

>> No.11702568

>>11702509
Do it

What did you study at university?

>> No.11702580

>>11702509
>That but for the 2016 election, with the election of trump being the ending of the first book.

Incel vibes. Not that I would expect anything else from dumb kekistani frogposter. Awoo awoo!

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>>11701598
>feel anxiety about everything I do, don't do, and how I do things
I don't really like you londonfrog but gat dang it let alone my feels I don't ask for this...

>> No.11702627

Londonfrog starter pack:
>Binge
>flat
>Walk/wander
>Ugly
>Young
>Chads
>Coffee
>Anxiety
>Wasted youth

What more?

>> No.11702637

I can't wait until someone tracks londongfrgo down and kills him and uploads a picture of his mangled corpse on /lit/ and it becomes the new sticky.

>> No.11702644

>>11702627
Complaining about work that he barely shows up to

>> No.11702674

>>11702627
Consumercuck
Producerbull

>> No.11702695

>>11702627
You forgot
>central London

>> No.11702976

b a s e d

>> No.11703000

>needs coffee to read anything more dense than 4chan or Reddit posts

fix your sleep, fix your diet. stop playing video games, stop masturbating and watching porn

>> No.11703497

>>11701598
hey guys who was the other recognizable frog? He was around a month or two ago very frequently and he wrote in this distinct flowery language. I can't remember his name. Something frog

>> No.11703507

>>11703497
Are you thinking of memoir-kun? The superior annoying /lit/ characterfag

>> No.11703539

>>11703507
That might have been it. I vaguely remember people saying, "God bless the NEW londonfrog!!" He had this style of writing where he would have three consecutive descriptions of things divided by commas. I'll try to imitate.
>Oh, you poor fellow! Yes, yes, yes! Poor, you are! Have you not yet explored the brilliant inner workings, the daedalian mind of Dostoevsky? Very poor, yes, very poor indeed! I must encourage you, fine sir, good friend, accomplished connoisseur. Cancel your plans and begin to read! Read! And be all the better for it!