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This is a public service announcement for all newcomers to /lit/ brought to you by a /lit/ patrician™. Those of us who have long called this board home have noticed a significant deterioration in posting quality and an influx of plebs in the last few months. We can attribute this to it being summer or that many of out top 100 charts were posted on reddit and viewed many hundreds of thousands of times, but whatever we blame it on doesn't change the facts of the matter which is that plebs who don't belong here are shitting threads up.

Thus, this public service announcement was made for those who are determined to stay even if they are way over their heads. Here are some important things you need to get through your head if you are going to stay and post without being ridiculed. Take notes.


1. Under no circumstances will you ever praise or even mention any book taught in a standard high school curriculum unless it's clear that the book is already well-received on /lit/ (to account for the few good books/authors occasionally taught in some high schools like Shakespeare, Conrad, Nabokov etc. The vast majority of books taught in high-school are complete pleb shit.

2. Genre-fiction is pleb trash and anyone who reads it frequently should be curb-stomped. If you are going to post in bookshelf threads then take your GRR Martin et al., off of the shelf before you photograph it you retards. Don't ever mention genre-fiction unless its in a containment thread specifically for it.

3. Israel did 9/11

4. Don't ever defend yourself by trying to insinuate that the person ridiculing you for your shit taste is simply trying to get you to stop liking what they themselves don't like. This will instantly reveal you to be a mega-pleb. There is objectively bad literature and roughly 85% of the time people here are being honest with you when they say an author you like is trash.

5. Don't ever bring identity politics into threads on /lit/. We are here to discuss literature and not women or minorities. If you want to have a thread asking about favorite women authors thats fine but don't ever attempt to use "all white men etc" as an argument to detract from something. Also don't ever ask why literature from African authors isn't more popular (its mostly shit). Bringing up identity bullshit needlessly irritates even most left-wing /lit/ posters.

6. /Lit/s harsh attitude towards plebs and pleb books is a necessary and vital part of the board as it helps maintain a homeostasis of quality by weeding out and discouraging plebs from posting.

7. Anything by Douglas Addams, Harper Lee, Joseph Heller, Vonnegut, B.E.E., Bukowski, Palahniuk, or Orwell is complete pleb trash and not to be mentioned.

8. Start with the Greeks or Indians, when you finish one read the other


Brought to you by a /lit/ patrician™. For those of you who are already patricians™, don't give up hope. For those of you who are newcomers, at least try to make it less obvious.

>> No.11667921

>>11667909
Based and redpilled

>> No.11667923

>>11667909
based and redpilled!

>> No.11667924

>>11667909
>There is objectively bad literature
jej

>> No.11667929

>>11667909
based and poopilled in the name of the LORD

>> No.11667930

Im an oldfag patrician and i disagree with your dismissal of Orwell. 1984 is a profound book if you understand the way centralized government and media works. It is highly relevant to our times.

>> No.11667941

>>11667924
This is true and you've probably written some

>> No.11667944

>>11667929
Based and Christpilled. Praise Jesus.

>> No.11667946

can a lit patrician give me a spenglerian analysis of my dick and balls?

>> No.11667949
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>>11667924
>genreshit detected

>> No.11667954

Just read some Harry Potter with me and relax friends

>> No.11667955

>>11667909
>8
I see what you did there Guernon. Go pedal your Islamism somewhere else.

>> No.11667961

>>11667909
mods pls sticky

>> No.11667962

>>11667946
fascism is like viagra in that it is a futile attempt to forcibly hold erect a culture or a dick that was once firm and composed but is now old feeble and flacid

>> No.11667969

>>11667962
Yes. Yes. Very good
But what is the alternative

>> No.11667970

>>11667909
More mummy please.

>> No.11667971

>>11667930
Brave New World blows it out of the water, though, and even comes with a counterargument attached (Island).

>> No.11667987

>>11667909
Bukowski is patrician.

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11667988

>>11667909
NEWCOMERS OF /LIT/:

LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN

>> No.11667989

>>11667909
A dash of contrarianism, a pinch of /pol/, a touch of traditionalism, a squeeze of New Sincerity, a measure of memes, and rinsed off with a few redpills.
Well-done OP.

>> No.11668000

>>11667987
The only people I've known to enjoy Bukowski are dickless whores.

>> No.11668001

>>11667987
No he isn't, he's reddit and cuck-core

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>>11667930
Agreed, Comrade.

>> No.11668027

>>11667909
Which plot summaries should I read on wikipedia to enhance my panty dampening superiority complex?

>> No.11668040

>>11668027
As many as it takes for you to never come back to /lit/.

>> No.11668066

Epic copypasta!

I'll be sure to post this to r/copypasta whilst watching the new rick and morty! (Funny stuff!)

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11668085

>>11667909
ANARCHY!!!!

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11668095

>>11667909
Resistance is futile, but pic related.

>> No.11668147

>>11668066
Goddamn pickles are funny

>> No.11668157

>>11667987
leave and never come back

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>>11667909
Oldfag here. A generally fair PSA.

FWIW, I do think more high school tier writers than you mention are good (Fitzgerald, Twain, etc), though of course many are also shit (essentially, Prose's "I Know Why the Caged Bird Cannot Read" was and is accurate). And of course there are (few) exceptions to the other rules you provide (O'Brian, for instance, writes genre fiction that verges on being respectable).

But that's just me picking nits. Your post is valuable; thank you for it.

>> No.11668295

>>11667909
>>4. Don't ever defend yourself by trying to insinuate that the person ridiculing you for your shit taste is simply trying to get you to stop liking what they themselves don't like. This will instantly reveal you to be a mega-pleb. There is objectively bad literature and roughly 85% of the time people here are being honest with you when they say an author you like is trash.
wait a second...