/lit/ - Literature

>>11660822
why would you be angry at them in the first place

>>11660822
Their audience doesn't care. The only ones who disapprove of them are equally pathetic faggots who are emotionally invested in this pointless shit, i.e. you.

Is Cliff the only /fitlit/ ChadTuber?

>>11660839
Cliff is a chad by the standards of someone who reads. Which means he fucks 'unconventionally attractive' art students who like Lana Del Rey.

I could never waste my time reading all that YA and fantasy garbage, but all those colorful, matching hardbacks actually appeal to me a lot. Reminds me of my school libary as a kid. I'm also jealous of the money these booktubers must have in order to afford shelf after shelf of matching sets.

Its better to read something than to not read and shitpost on /lit/

I find all these channels fascinating because I've never really been into popular fiction or fantasy or whatever. Their way of reading and choosing books is so alien to me.

It's a pretty good way to encounter popular reading habits, and a nice reminder that being into 'literary fiction' is pretty fringe.

>>11660839
He's the same as the rest, just a different make and model. They're all obnoxious attention whores.

>>11660830
incel rage

>>11660839
t. Cliff shill

the man is a golden god who'll save us from a cavalcade of pasty white YA "booktubers"

i was once trying to talk to a coworker about literary theory hoping to instigate a pseud duel to see who would reign supreme, but she said "lol i dont really read much except maybe some harry potter" that conversation still gives me slightly suicidal feelings, mainly because i think the way i feel about her is how smart people must feel when they run into a pseud like me, it's just pseuds all the way down until u get to the harry potter shitter at the bottom

>>11660839
That's the betterthanfood guy right? Gotta say that guy's reviews give off the sense of extreme pretention, so much so that I can't tell if he's sincere or not. With that said he seems like the perfect /lit/ booktuber.

>>11660878
Not in Four Dimensions. Situated in time /lit/posting is used to burn pent up pseud energy between reading /lit/ suggested books.
As a series over time: (Read/Charge)->(Post/Discharge)->(Read/Charge)->...

>>11660830
>avoiding conflict
Omega instinct

>Manic Thots
>Soft-Spoken Roasties
>Fat Girls with Glasses
>Skinny-Fat Faggots
>Psedo-Chads
>Foreigners Who Can Hardly Speak English

What's you favorite flavor of booktuber /lit/?

>>11662109
>pseud duel
lol

What was her name again?

;_;

>>11660851
Sooooo...
He's getting more and freakier poon than most of /lit/ then?

>>11662214
ahh, good old oxford girl

>>11662309
Yeah, isn't that so cool? Getting not only, poon, but freaky poon is cool. I'm gonna try to emulate my wardrobe, personality, and even demeanor after him. Maybe then I can get poon (freaky or not) and finally leave all the losers here on /lit/. Off I go. I shall be laughing at the human detritus of posters here in no time as I frolick in my river of poonnanny like based Cliff.

>>11662371
Yeah sure that's gonna happen alright.

>>11660839
I still don't get the hate for this guy. Sure he can be a little pretentious, but for the most part his love of literature is wholly infectious, and he actually reviews interesting stuff

>>11662371
Woah Nelly,
LGTOW is a thing?

>>11660822
Almost like they don't live their lives based on the opinion of some faggot on 4chains. Give it a try!

>>11662371

>>11662152
funny foul-mouthed ozzie

>>11660822
Is there really an audience for booktubers? I thought YouTube was better suited for reviews of video games, films and to a lesser extent music.

>>11660839
If you're extremely attractive, like me, it is important never to reveal it to anyone. The envy is palpable.

>>11662152
> Skinny-fat

Pardon?

>>11664233
There's a massive YA reading audience. There are many videos that get 100k views.

Is YA a bigger market than thriller these days? If so, how did this happen?

>>11664227
I actually do enjoy watching this girl.

>>11662238
Lmfao

>>11662152
I love cute art hoes

>>11664241
Don't you have fucking google? It's a person that has a skinny build but a large amount of fat in the stomach area

>>11662152
N-nothing wrong with being skinnyfat

>>11662109
i love this board

I can't hate on booktubers. They're so amicable and skittish compared the toxicity brought by vidyafags, comicfags, moviefags.

>>11664390
pseud post

>>11660822
you're right OP
sometimes I hope there's some female indvidual in the world that likes to read, that has some good taste, and that would enjoy bearing my child
then I remember that 'reading' does not mean the same thing to female booktubers and male /lit/izens

>>11660822
Imagine if every film you watched was a French foreign film, and this was all you ever talked about.

This is what /lit/ is to normies. People do not read literature. They read books. Fuck, I feel bad for not only reading literature. Sometimes you just want a hamburger. Deigning solely on cuisine makes me feel like an aristocrat. Yet I can't stop myself, I glance at the burger adulterously while I stick my dick in DeLillo.

This is what this place has done to me and soon enough you'll realize -- if you actually read -- to you. Sometimes you don't want exquisite soulful love making. Sometimes you want a cheap whore to get your animal out.

>>11665198

uh what

>>11665228
I have a happy life and a happy marriage, anon. I dream of cheating on my wife, picking up a hot little YA novel and sniffing the pages like a wad of your mom's panties. Perfection is a cage; all /lit/ and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Do you know what a McDonald's cheeseburger feels like on your cock? I want to find out, I claw at my skin as the thought runs through my mind.

Help me.

>>11662152
you forgot sheltered virgins that /lit/ bullies off the internet

>>11665246
Nobody's gonna know or care if you read a little 50 Shades or Infinite Jest on the side

>>11665259
I must keep my soul clean for /lit/-chan.

>>11665263
Nah not really I read shit lit would consider fiction garbage on the side just because I'm not always trying to be getting deep into shit before going to bed but I still want to read.