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How many times have you tried to pseud your way out of academic assignments and gotten away with it?

>> No.11659905

>>11659885
isn't that just called "school"?

>> No.11659910

>>11659905
redpilled

>> No.11659913

>>11659885
Never. It violates the categorical imperative.

>> No.11659966

>>11659885
Constantly. And don’t think you’re “getting away” with something. The profs know too but most will just let you. And that’s why degrees lose more and more value every year.

>> No.11659973

>>11659885
What does it mean to pseud?

>> No.11659985

>>11659885
Academia IS psuedery itself. There is no such thing as psuedery in a genuine, wholesome existence, grounded in community and purpose.

>> No.11660016

>>11659973
You don't really know about whatever it is that you are talking (writing) about

>> No.11660018

>>11660016
When* you don't

>> No.11660028

>>11659973
Look in the mirror LMAO GOTTEEM

>> No.11660044

>>11660028
YEET

>> No.11660071

>>11659913
bluepilled

>> No.11660210 [DELETED] 
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11660210

>>11659885
>mfw I wrote a ten page essay about some autistic ""problem"" in some paper by Kaplan (philosophy of language)
>mfw I didn't show up to class the day the professor returned the graded essays because I thought it was shit (I literally wrote it the day before the deadline while almost having a nervous breakdown because I thought I wouldn't make it)
>mfw the professor considered my essay the best one

>> No.11660218

>>11660210
Humblebrag

>> No.11660257 [DELETED] 

>>11660218
I wish. The professor not only congratulated me, but actually invited me into a sort of informal philosophy of language reading group, which I was too autistic to decline. This led to me participating in said group (which was a LOT of work) while not really caring about philosophy of language (I'm kinda good at it but I can't help but see it as a frivolous game). This kept going for almost a year. A couple of weeks ago I just suddenly stopped showing up in the group; the professor noticed this and now I'm gonna have to have an awkward talk with him explaining this and/or making up a plausible excuse (read: lie) as to why I'm not gonna participate in the group anymore. I wish I had not written that shitty essay.