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11640512

Anonymous Fri Aug 17 23:22:05 2018 No.11640512 [Reply] [Original]

>Uni installed a P-Zombie detector

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 23:25:22 2018 No.11640526 File: 18 KB, 789x750, 1527450070610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my girlfriend set off my uni's p-z-detector

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 23:43:37 2018 No.11640590 >>11640512 P-Zombie detector

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 23:46:18 2018 No.11640602 File: 38 KB, 434x319, 1499012844849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how to get p-zombie gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 23:51:45 2018 No.11640623 >>11640602 You dress up a broom as a girl, and pretend it has a "consciousness".

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 23:52:56 2018 No.11640626 >>11640623 That seems like the precise opposite of what he wanted

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 23:58:45 2018 No.11640654 File: 9 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11640526 >this image

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 18 00:30:39 2018 No.11640771 File: 13 KB, 249x249, 1F24B253-8821-4961-A7C9-EF2C10DF9810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >local hospital activated the Theseus-corrector

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 18 00:35:15 2018 No.11640787 I don't know why you'd pretend to care

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 18 00:36:01 2018 No.11640790 >>11640602 Just get any gf