/lit/ - Literature

How good is your porn?

/lit/: pornography and jesus

>>11635555
>>11635566
Nice digits, but bad posts. Why would anyone give a pornstar a spotlight ever.

>>11635555
I want to live in a world where when you say "Sartre" the furry thing you think of is blow jobs

Pornstar are usually fucked up in the head, so it is normal for her to go into this kind of behaviour

>>11635575
jeez that slip sure is awkward
*unzips dick*

>>11635577
Loving my digits

>>11635574
Rude. I know op is that whore.

>Ayn Marie (formerly known as Mia Rand)

lmao

>some niggerfucking nobody 5/10 deviantart daria wannabe thinks she has "publicity" because she's one of the statistically inevitable substratum of women who allow men to blow loads on her face for money

I hope you enjoy the next 3-5 years of your exciting life as a woman coasting on your guaranteed free attention just for being a young woman, while you can still pretend to be a cool quirky apathetic bad bitch with "fans" on the internet, before you hit your late 20s with nothing to show for it, and it just becomes fucking sad that you're still grovelling on ModelMayhem for more "artsy fetish photoshoots" with bald photographers who wear New Balance sneakers while working, and then in your late 20s and early 30s you can't even do that anymore and you just have to become an anonymous slag and slowly wither in obscurity, and while all the basic bitch twentysomething girls you formerly looked down on have kids and grandkids, you sit in a doctor's office at 34 crying because you are barren and no one wants a woman with ironic pop culture screamo chinese lettering tattoos ca. 2018

Is she a bigger pseud or a bigger whore? Discuss.

>>11635588
A bigger pseud.
When all women are whores it doesn't mean anything.

i WANT to stop LIVING in CLOWN WORLD

>>11635647
What's the literary equivalent of Shakes the Clown?

I'd marry her.

>>11635555
women are all on a spectrum of being prostitutes or the wife of a warlord, the same way men are on a spectrum of being slaves or warlords.

This girl is just expressing her agency, saying i am not really just a prostitute, i dont simply sell my body for sex, because she doesn't pornography is actually a strategy of making money wherein the product is a video, not her body, so she is trying to show her business skills. She is still low down in the female ranks but she is trying to express that she isn't a mere whore, but actually puts thought into her actions to make her life better, and to get power.

It's a bit like a guy working some grinding job where he has nothing really to do with the decisions being made about what he does, but sometimes he is allowed to alter the way he works because he finds a better way of doing the thing and his bosses acquiesce to his design because they see it will save money.

>>11635555
lmao, this is surreal. I love postmodernity. That faggot DFW shouldn't have killed himself; we truly need an Infinite Jest set in the internet era.

>>11635555
I don't know, how insecure you need to be to get mad at a porn actress because they chose a philosophical name? Does the thought that a person that both fucks and reads more than you scares you that much?
Also someone probably sent her the print and she decided to say something about it, what's insecure about that? le projecting

>>11635691
Hi, Ms. Sartre.

>there could be roasties browsing or posting on 4chan right now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn it looks like reading all that philosophy paid off

>>11635691
Now this is a quality poster right. A true supreme gentleman. Have a virgin daiquiri on me, sir

>>11635691
Sartre is the philosopher who attracts all 20 year old girls who otherwise have little interest in academics. You know, those girls who might have read a few Murakami books, who have a slightly goth style and a vague interest in art but no real personality. Who would be afraid of that?

>>11635663
ur such a fucking faggot i never seen someone white knight so fucking hard for a dumb whore

>>11635691
she admits to scrolling b dont be such a fucking virgin she will never fuck you

>watching hannah hays youtube videos

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4&t=0s&list=PLiOlBJlGwZBTAxPEb-synZlwgQVOOEFoh&index=25

I really need to let go of all this passion or get superpowers. This shit got worse when I started spending time with some young family members that are good people. I keep dreading their inevitable decent. I wish I could just be genuinely misanthropic.

>>11635717
This describes me ex 100% lmao

>>11635718
>>11635728
>>11635722
Woah, the autism just escalated real quick in this thread

>>11635740
Autistic don't have any real emotions. They only have hormonal responses.

h-hi charlotte

i-i've been masturbating to you for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmhMN68QJDU i made this song and i sing about how hot goth charlotte is i wish she heard it but i dont think she checks her emails

>>11635555
Lmfao, is this real??

guys dont be mean to her she's a cutie

ROASTIE BTFO

>>11635722
Why not? She's a literal whore.

>>11635768
She's unlovable and unloving with no self-respect or respect for anyone else. It's not a cute or feminine trait at all.

>>11635784
i heard shes a really shity person and really caused damage to people mentally

kek this fag

>>11635722
>she will never fuck you
To be clear we're talking about an actual whore.

I can't wait for /lit/ to get inundated with her followers
Is she a big deal? I don't watch porn anymore so I'm out of it
will this be bigger than pewdiepie shilling /lit/ core?

>>11635802
basado y rojopillado

>>11635717
Generalizations don't take away from Sartre work. Horkheimer doesn't exactly roll of the tongue you brainlet

Fun story, I recently worked with a 45yo ex big tity porn lady on a photo shoot for a magazine (she was the director and it's non porn related) . She was short had tits literally twice bigger then my head and cloud recite huge chunks of Shakespeare from memory (she is also an ex theater rat ).Al in all a Verry impresive lgirl.

>>11635717
Generalizations about an audience don't detract from Sartre's work. Horkheimer doesn't exactly roll of the tongue you brainlet

>>11635555
>>11635691
Based Charlotte

>>11635908
Horkheimer is a great fucking porn name. Saying it sounds like someone's doing something unexpected to you from behind. Adorno's not bad either.

>>11635908
I wasn't talking about Sartre's work and am even fond of some of it myself. I'm saying there's no reason to be intimidated by a girl who advertises her doubtful interest in him.

>pornstars post on /lit/

Hey Charlotte what's your favorite Dostoevsky novel?

>>11635555
Plot twist: she posted that thread here herself.

Double twist: She also posted this thread.

Go for quins next time, Charlotte.

>being so insecure about yourself that you post a screenshot of an Uzbek knitting board of a few reclusive, academic virgins critiquing you

Porn stars are truly the lowest common denominator

>>11636221
>reclusive, academic virgins

She really knows her target market.

>>11635646
Fair point.

Yep sure is literature related in here

>>11636228

I'm mostly surprised that people here actually find her moderately attractive

So I'm reading some of her literature right now and I've got to wonder, what are the long-term consequences for someone receiving two simultaneous cocks in the rear? Does the crap end up just falling out?

>>11635983
Porkn' Hymen

>>11635555
shes probably less of a pseud than 99% of posters on this board are

>>11636271
She's not. I know her.

>>11635691

>>11636249
>what are the long-term consequences for someone receiving two simultaneous cocks in the rear? Does the crap end up just falling out?
It's a muscle, you can train it.

>a few dozen anonymous people on 4chan learned I have a dumb name
>I've finally made it

Gross

>>11636288
Can I make it bark and fetch sticks too?

>>11635555
An anon posts about a pornstar on a vietnamese slideshow forum's YA-sub-forum and that pornstar screenshots on her phone that post and reposts about anon posting about a pornstar on a vietnamese slideshow forum's YA-sub-forum and another anon I cant keeping doing this im going to fucking kill myself

>>11635555
Well at least these people found out how to efficiently shill themselves.

>>11636336
And another anon makes a post about a pornstar making a post about the original anon making a post about her.
This is assuming the original anon, anon^2, and the pornstar are different people, of course.

>>11635691
>bro just accept and praise all the incompetence, retardation, and posturing in the world
>never call out bullshit or complain about the subhumanish state of people

With throbbing meat between her thighs,
Does she ponder the meaning of life?
When serving her master's cock and ass
Do thoughts of Foucault come to pass?
When tongues trickle her slopping mons
are dialogues of Plato dwelt upon?
Painted white-on-white at five-to-three
one must imagine Charlotte happy.

>>11635586
>being this mad over it

>>11635574
This

>>11635670
Shut your gay mouth and kys

>>11635555
Nice quads but what is wrong with a porn star reading philosophy? Is it because she doesn't fall in line with the stereotypical sub 100 IQ, daddy issues, drug-addicted slut who sells herself for money?

>>11635555
>4chan account

>>11636605
Phew lads, we dodged a bullet there

>>11635555
I hope the prick that alerted her to the post offs himself.

>>11636605
lmao what i know this girl

Well, since there are porn actresses here, a question: how much would you charge one of us for an hour of your 'time'? Like if I wanted to make a 15 minute film of you reading literature while being eaten out and fucked, what would your rate be?

>>11636649
A James Franco accuser. Not based.

>>11636204
Neither of those are twists. I was thinking both of those myself.

>>11636605
why are white american women so invariably low IQ

>one of your (You)s might have been from a literal whore
I would have thought that was funny a couple years ago

>>11636660
These people literally have agents/managers. Just contact them

>>11635570
p much

>>11635691
not everyone is programmed to simply lie down and "take it" perhaps

>>11635691
this whole thing is fucking retarded and only demonstrates the extent to which people use identification with systems of exchange relative to their own symbolic attachment to exploit one another as a pursuit unto itself.

It's pretty sad as a spectacle all round.

>>11635586
If only people got what they desrved. Unfortunately she will most likely flourish. Halo effect with a decent head on her shoulders. Sasha Grey is more relevant than ever.

>>11636605
Oof

Am I the only one who didn't know Sasha Grey was named after Dorian Grey?

>>11635555
>More popularity.

It's an obscure basket weaving forum on the even more obscure /lit/ board. It's not like /pol/ is talking about her, it's not big business.

She didn't even choose the name Sartre. She said in an interview that that's her actual name, I think it was her middle. By all means abuse her parents, but please leave Charlotte alone!

>>11635555
As a woman, I'd much rather see pornstar reading list threads on /lit/ than JPB threads.

>>11637933
She is a fucking prostitute matey.

Does anyone have Sasha Grey's list of favourite music? It's years old. I last saw it on /mu/ in 2011. It had shit like Coil and Throbbing Gristle ranked next to Insane Clown Pose.

>>11635555
idk what level of insecurity is OP facing if he has to constantly be a cynical, judgemental asshole that assumes other people aren't just weak and imperfect human beings trying to get through life much like himself?

I hope she read my post about the 17th century.

>>11635731
>>11635717
This is too real hahahahahahah

>>11635555
>posting a thread about some literally who posting on Twitter about someone posting a thread about her
Holy shit kys m8

>>11636605
Hahaha, this is some internet hate machine tier shit.

>>11635555
She saw some ask a question about her and answered it
Why are you so butthurt and incel about this?

>>11635586
>unironically seething over a tumblr post designed for max (You)s

>>11636827
White people are retards
Americans are retards
Women are retards
Put it all together

>>11635691
>three pathologizations in one post

pure reaction

>>11635728
Hannah Hays has literal brain damage from a car crash is being taken advantage of by the industry. It's honestly tragic

>>11638367
can i get a quick rundown

>>11638377
She's too retarded for porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRe_YATJsY

>>11636605
But I had to suck moot's penis to get mine? Have I been had?

>>11638475
jeez, now I feel bad for fapping to her taking it up the butt

>>11638475
Is she literally retarded?

>>11638475
She needs a friend, a real friend - not someone trying to make money off of her or fuck her

>>11638621
She got brain damage from a car accident, yes, she is literally retarded. And the porn producers are going to fuck her up even worse

>>11638475
>Tfw I can't bring my Lizard to the porn set
It's sad, funny and somehow hot at the same time.

>>11638628
I'm sad now.

>>11638631
I thought she was Russian at first, and had an accent, but I guess she is American and is just fucked up?

>>11636256
that's it, i'm convincing some tranny to change her porn name to adorno jazz to star in the feature film porknhymen and the e-clips of REEE, son.

this is going to be better than that time we made a porno out of heidegger and hegel.

>>11638649
She's fucked up I guess. Reminds me of the character Niki from the movie Hardcore. Shitty life.

>>11638649
These people honestly believe that they're above any form of correction or censure. Imagine going through life with such an attitude. You'd be so arrogant and you wouldn't listen to anyone and you'd end up making horrible mistakes, like becoming a whore.

>>11638475
>>11638377
>>11638367
>>11638621
>>11638616
>>11638628
There are a lot of claims that she was in a car crash that caused brain damage, but I just did a quick look and couldnt find any evidence of that. She did get in a car accident in high school which hurt her ankle, but no mention of brain damage.

She mentions her parents got divorced and she went to porn to make money to keep her mom and two sisters from being homeless

Its very likely she is just on dope, unintelligent, and has a southern accent

>>11635646

>>11637519
I'm still getting over that Americans change his name from Dorian Gray, to Grey. Are they really that retarded or is it just since find/replace became a copy editor's friend?

>>11638667
She's literally retarded, she needs some to help her and take care of her. Instead she is being exploited, who knows what the producers or her agent is telling her? If it wa a normal girl, then who cares, she made her bed she can lie in it - but this is someone who is too stupid to know what is really going on

>>11638669
No, there's something about her face that seem a bit more special needs than just a regular low IQ personage.

>>11638683
Her face seems normal and even if it wasnt, thats not enough to jump to conclusions

More than likely shes just unintelligent and on drugs

>>11638475

>mfw I just checked out her twitter
>mfw she's literally having her pre-teen body fucked for money
>mfw I then watch this video

Jesus christ, this world....

>>11638475
>>11638616
>>11638621

All women sound like that by default.

>>11638709
>all
Most* and is all because of the corporate trying not to compete against them self and the three dogs of yaweeh.

>>11636660
Get a custom on manyvids or clips4sale

>>11638475
Jesus Christ, talk about a whore with a golden heart. Dosto would have been all over this chick.

>>11636660
Go to the porn stars twitter and look for her agent's number - you can ask there

>>11638708
>pre-teen body
BARELY
LEGAL

charlotte, why do you wear the mask?

>>11638475
imagine getting this on the news exposing these people taking advantage of this retarded girl for not letting her have her lizard

she really is going in on /lit/

>>11639321
Damn, can we get this to Tucker or someone?

>look her up
>first video is her gaping and fisting her asshole to a width the size of a grapefruit
Nausea is right

>>11639471
why are these HARLOTS, these JEZEBELS invading our high IQ refuge? this place was supposed to be a retreat from the festering degeneracy of modernist reprobation. this cannot be happening. /lit/ was supposed to be our place bros.

>>11639510
>4Chan_Meme_Wojak_Pink33.png

>>11639510
The only thing different between us and her is that none of us are having sex.

>>11639526
i masturbate without using my hands which takes infinitely more brainpower than anything these licentious cretins could muster

>that horrible Eva thread got in the screenshot

>>11639526
speak for urself anon shes a whore and were classy we know how thinks work and how to read deep

>>11639475
idk how can we do it

>>11639475
>Tucker
>>>/pol/
>>>/r/the_donald

sex is fucking disgusting

>>11635691
I want you to stop and think about this for a second please. What normal woman openly celebrates how many books she reads and how profound she is? None. All women, just like all men, who flaunt their intelligence on social media, and in real life, are either compensating or attention-seeking. In the case of the 15yo goth girl with rainbow hair I would say that they are so flagrant with their “profundities” for the sake of attention. They do that to garner attention from the opposite sex becuase normal women ,who have attention from the opposite sex, know that they already attract men. They also do it to get attention from parental figures or would-be friends becuase they are lonely and know that many “intellectuals” are as well and that pretending to be one would open opportunities for friendship. These pornstars on the other hand orate about their big brains to compensate for the fact that most women see them as whores and most men just see them as a hole to fuck. >>11635555 this post is a prime example of that. Here you can see her desperately trying to show that she has some semblance of a brain inside of her by mentioning Dorian Grey and how she tricked people into giving her publicity. Sascha grey and that picture of her with Gravity’s Rainbow is another good example of that.
Now, one could argue that possible they genuinely enjoy reading and being academic. And to this I would say, yes it’s a possibility, but why would they not pursue a less debasing job? Surely most intelligent people would be able to divine that being a pornstar is one of the most contreversial jobs around. Would a truly intelligent woman give up all dignity and be shunned by most women and seen as only a fuckdoll by men for ~$1000 a video?

>>11639580
what are you 12 you fucking manchild

>>11638475
how would a lizard even work as a support animal
why are people even bringing their support dogs to porn sets
why am I spending time thinking about this

>>11639580
based and catholic

>>11639585
>grinding up into each other grunting and secreting exotic fluids like crazed animals isn't weird and gross
miss me with that bs, roastie

>>11639536
hands free fapping is better than sex, i dont bother with getting laid anymore, no offense to all the chicks i lost interest in and ghosted lol

>>11639595
catholics all think sex is disgusting cuz their first experience with it is sucking their own feces off a priests cock

>>11639615
>totally volcel

>>11639584
you made a great point possibly she has a really fucked sex addiction and that really was just her downfall

>>11639624
>my argument for catholics not liking sex is another catholic having sex

she should have named herself michelle foucault instead

I miss when this place was an actual sekrit club and not a site some braindead crackhead would casually browse.

>>11639615
based and redpilled
roasties absolutely SEETHING

>>11639633
That’s a very plausible possibility as well. Just as great men were alcoholics or drug-addicts she may have been a contemporary Emily Dickinson but now she’s just a Emily Dickinme.

>>11638367
You are thinking of Red Desert

Hannah is /ourgal/. Her favourite book is the Little Prince

>>11638475
Admittedly it is one sweet lizard.

>>11639714
dios mio... el ogro....

>>11638475
>that video where she talks about how her family found out she did porn because her sisters boyfriend was jerking it to her.

>>11635757
nice beat

>>11639831
thanks dude check my soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/colorado-104469524 i have more songs hopefully i get known enough for her to hear it shes my queen

>>11635746
>Autistic don't
projecting yourself this hard...

>>11639858
can you stop trolling me

>>11639869
i love you gothyyy im not trolling

>>11635708
based.

>>11635728
based Zevon

>>11636660
Pic related was $300 for the requester and $15.99 for everyone else who bought it.

I found a copy on mega & watched out of curiosity. Kinda hot, but mostly just odd.

literally who

RENOUNCE THE FLESH
TEMPER YOUR DESIRES

>>11640005
chaste and breadpilled

>>11635740
Im breaking my 2 year post fast to tell u that you are a massive faggot

>>11640005
nah leonardo anf michelangelo were hella fucking dudes

A /lit/ pornstar is perfectly natural. Back in the day most artists sold their bodies in order to bring in money to support their work. Any writer or artist had a few patrons of that type. And if anything, Dorian Grey is the perfect character to name yourself after, if you mean to slip into the night world.

>>11636660
based

>>11638628
>>11638631
>I HAVE BEEN HELPING MYSELF SEEN I BEEN 18 YEARS OLD

>>11640034
>2 year post fast

kek

Charlotte i know youll see this please be my goth gf

>>11637933
Lol, it's not her actual name.

>>11636249
I followed her twitter for a while and stopped when there were too many updates of blood and stuff leaking from her ass on the train and suchlike. Now I can't watch her videos

>>11635718
i wasnt white knighting for her at all, you have tunnel vision dude. Im well aware she is like one or two steps above being a literal whore, my point is that she technicalyl is selling a product, and so she uses that as a way to feel better for herself.

Why is this board so full of raging idiots with no reading compreheniosn

>>11640621
u are raging right now you dumb fuck autist neck beard dirty gunk finger nail fuck

>>11636844
>>11638816

I'm assuming these are answers from the actual porn actresses, which is kind of disappointing. Feeding such inquiries to agents is *quite literally* giving up the agency that so many actresses in porn claim to love.

>>11638742
>>11639982
More useful, thanks. $300 actually sounds almost reasonable. I am tempted to commission a recitation of "Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra." I'll have to think on this.

So Charlotte, what does nigger butthole taste like?

>>11640625
im not raging at all, are you the same poster as from before? I was trying to explain the girl's mental process, everyone naturally wants to elevate their social status, so her focusing on her 'business skills' lets her feel less like a whore, which is bottom tier for women.

>>11638475
>>11638377
>>11638621
guys....
check out viewkey ph5ae7e21916803 on pornhub.
4chan wont let me post the link.

>>11640621
She's having sex for money. Pornstars are literal whores.

>>11640634
she's being filmed though is the point, they are making a product, which is a reproducible commodity that is then sold. her body is not the literal product

I can't believe I have to explain shit this basic to people. I was alos not implying being a pornstar is in any way a good thing, the entire point of my post was that it is so low tier on the social scale that she has to look for ways that make her feel like she isn't a whore.

>>11640642
>she's being filmed though is the point, they are making a product, which is a reproducible commodity that is then sold. her body is not the literal product
Marx would beg to differ. The alienation of her body into video is *literally* the product here.

>>11640642
And just what do you suppose she's doing on film? If I hire a whore, fuck her on camera and sell it online, she's still a whore.

>>11640652
Marx would just be wrong, the product is the digital information, which is why you can be arrested for pirating it. You have no access to her body, you do not pay for her body.

you can argue that the pornstars, or producers, somebody is paying for her body, and that is a prostitution scenario, but in addition to whoring about, she is technically an actress making a product, which is how these girls rationalize their behavior to themselves.

>>11635570
The weird Catholic guys on this board are all over this post rn I guarantee it

>>11640642
we get it no need to be triggered

>>11640664
>we get it
after substantial spoonfeeding yes you get it

attention seeking e-celebs have google notifications set up to alert them when their name is mentioned in a new article or thread

>>11635717
Fuuuuuuuck. This is absolutely spot on.

>>11635586
I bet you get sexual gratification out of this

>>11640671
spoonfeeding? more like being a triggered autist desperately scared of how a bunch of anons view you, ur pretty much a whore yourself

>>11637338
go to bed charlotte

>>11640685
i think you might be projecting, i am just vaguely irritated by having to deal with people this dumb, usually the posters here are at least able to grasp basic concepts.

And whoever originally replied to me is the clearly triggered one, they went full sperg about me whiteknighting a pornstar, in a post in which i laid out her delusional thought patterns

>>11636249
incontinence is a major ailment of faggots and whores

>>11635555

i love you charlotte

>>11640700
original op yeah i meant to tag someone else u made perfect sense kek

i want to be charlotte's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her charlotte blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo charlotte blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her charlotte hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her charlotte hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her charlotte face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>11640781
wtf

>>11640837
Abandon hope all ye who enter here

>>11640912
amazing

>>11639471
The real question is why someone who's "really going on /lit/" would post about it on Twitter.

>>11635586
these #told fantasies are womanish; stop posting them

>>11641186
using "womanish" as an insult, lmaoo

>>11640642
Selling sex is not even selling your body anyway, it's selling a service. It's not like I can eat or in any way modify a prostitute I've hired.

>>11641191
>It's not like I can eat or in any way modify a prostitute I've hired.
well, you can, but it costs more

>>11640661
praying to st sebastian with the boys at the club is not weird. it's devotional.

>goth chick
>likes anal
>does porn
my dream girl desu i think she is cute :3

>>11641212
Go to bed, Charlotte.

KEK

me

>>11641501
Damn... That guy is gonna get fucking LAID soon!

>>11641501
hi emojis are attempts to appeal to women like some kind of bird

Charlotte Sartre? More like Harlot Farter

>>11636660
>wanting to eat out a porn star
>eating girls out at all

>>11637966
At least there's one patrician and high IQ band on there

>>11641542
>>11641505
Say it to my face incels, i dare you!

>>11641688
Fuck me it's like an algorithm created him by combining the Twitter feeds of a million emasculated faggots

>>11641688
>quaffer of rum

>>11635586
How fucking dare you.
Honestly, who do you think you are to say something like that? To make these judgements and assumption about people that you don't know.

I'm going to hunt you down. I will be relentless, and I will not stop until you take back those words and admit that there's nothing wrong with New Balance sneakers.

>>11639624
>their first experience with it is sucking their own feces off a priests cock

This would be their second experience. Their first would be the act that ended up with their feces coating the priests cock.

Checkmate.

>>11641688

>>11641755
Not necessarily. You cannot be 100% sure that priests don't have a way to obtain a child's faeces through a non sexual way.

Perhaps via a modified toilet with a secret poop holding tank or taking it from them in the night like a robed poop bandito.

If the priest then smeared the poop onto his own penis, then tasting their own poop could have been their first sexual experience.

Checkmate.

>>11638475
this is fucking depressing to be honest. she really cares for and needs that lizard. inter-species racism bc of dog/cat normalisation. she seems sweet.

>>11636570
brillinat

>>11641688
Thanks I think I lost my genius IQ because of that. Oh well it's off to /pol/ for me!

>Thots actually think reading entry level existentialism that's discussed in high school is even worth mentioning
Lmao

>>11641847
fuck off retard faggot

>>11641793
I'm sorry for ever doubting you.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus Christ. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen

>>11641877
He’s right, if you read philosophy, listen to metal, or play video games, or watch anime, then maybe 4chan isn’t for you

>>11641877
>t. HPV infested nigger-butthole licking whore who allowed herself to be ruined by the Jewish pornography machine