/lit/ - Literature

>>11634844
>Gave up getting fucked in the ass for money in order to read Gravity's Rainbow

She's going to wish she had kept being a pornstar. At least then when she was getting fucked in the ass she was getting paid for it

>>11634850
Gravity's Rainbow is easy just take some shrooms

>>11634850
it’s a photoshop she’s actually holding a quivering erect penis in that pic

>>11634850
Bruh she's a published author. She's got a contract for a trilogy.

She's also done voiceacting for Saints Row, a voice sample for an Infected Mushroom song, co-starred in an Eminem music video, and landed roles in ten non-porn movies.

In fact, she published her first book, Neü Sex, during the same year she won awards for:
>Best Anal Sex Scene
>Best Oral Sex Scene
>Favorite Oral Starlet
>Mainstream Adult Media Favorite
>Crossover Star of the Year

All one year before she participated in the Guest Reading Program at Emerson Elementary School.

>>11634844
Is she the biggest pseud to ever exist?

>>11634844
Wonder if she would appreciate the coprophilia section.

>>11634875
>this fucking whore has a contract and I don't

>>11634875
What fucking timeline are we in.

>>11634891
> A. O. Scott of The New York Times described her pornographic career as "distinguished both by the extremity of what she is willing to do and an unusual degree of intellectual seriousness about doing it."

Her favorite movies are Stroszek and Pierrot le Fou.

Her measured IQ is 140

She is the /lit/fu you've been waiting for. Accept this.

>>11634875
>a voice sample for an Infected Mushroom song

>>11634908
She has good taste but something seems very fake

No, I'm not a whore. I read books. I am a feminist. I was using the power of my sexuality for money. I read Nietzche. I have more to say than just FUCK YES HARDER HARDER HARDER. I'm an author. My book is about a cult. No, I wasn't inspired by my life. Becoming a porn star at a young age isn't like joining a cult. Yes, it's true, I tried suing my boyfriend for forcing me to do porn at a young age, but that's irrelevant. I can think for myself. I'm a thinker. Have you read Kierkegard? Hmm. Oh, that's too bad. Well I have. Oh no, my mascara is running again.

>>11634908
i'd fuck her

sucking dick for money really is the high IQ move if you have the balls to pull it off

I'm proud of her

>>11634908
No
She is a degenerative slut that deserves the cross. She has sold her soul to Satan and does not deserve admiration, or forgiveness.

>>11634959
OK grandma

>I like to guess what he's had for breakfast, lunch, dinner and in-between from the way it tastes and the way it smells. Salty, bitter, sweet, sour and smoky. Beer, coffee, asparagus, banana, pineapple, chocolate. From the texture and consistency. Sometimes it's runny like half-cooked egg whites, sometimes thick and lumpy like semolina, sometimes both of those at the same time. And sometimes it's smooth like cough syrup, which is how I like it best, because it goes down so easy.

Is she a latter-day Faulkner?

>>11634916
she’s overcompensating. im not saying she’s not smart but she’s definitely insecure, as evidenced by her taking selfies with books she’s reading. has it ever occurred to you to stop what you’re reading and take out your phone to take a picture of yourself holding that very book? it’s a depraved impulse. she’s truly sick, twisted in the head. Jews blacks hispanics

>>11634973
>>>/pol/

>>11634908
IQ measurements are essentially fraud, Stroszek and Pierrot le Fou are objectively irrelevant in any intellectual measure. and I don't like women who are pseudo intellectuals and attempt to fake a personality for their self-image.

>>11634943
this sounds like a strange pun

>>11634970
Please do not fall for this messenger of sin. She is a blatant agent of satan, he uses her beauty as a means to sway young individuals such as yourself to hedonism.

>>11634991
Girls tend not to have balls, so...

>>11634959
if you think anyone deserves crucifixion you're probably not really a Christian

unless you're making a pun about the sanctity that Jesus proclaimed for the poor and the prostitutes

>>11634993
right

>>11634975
lol I literally just named three races of people how is that politically incorrect

>>11635006
you seem mistaken, fren, pol is for containing idiocy.

>>11634995
A "true christian" would gladly send this slut to the cross. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about.

>>11635021
name ONE idiotic in this post
>>11634973

>>11634959
Holy fuck do you have to shit up every thread? If you are this legitimately mentally ill, please know, I will be performing a satanic ritual specifically to kill you. Child sacrifice and everything and rebukes of Christ, the whole deal.

>>11635029
oh boy...

>>11635028
Brainlet detected

>>11635040
name O N e

>>11635035
AMSG anom

>>11635044
already did, kiddo

>>11635035
I welcome your attempts, maybe then will you truly see gods protective powers. I fear no one but god himself, all you are doing is securing your place in hell along with this she-devil.

>>11635028

>>11635048
alas, hoisted with my own petard!

>>11635051
I have news for you bub

God is dead

>>11635063
that’s a misprint, what this anon actually meant to write is god is dad

>>11635051
Nah, I'm gonna sell my soul to Satan just you curse you and your loved ones. I'll kill myself and occupy Hell with a smile on my face knowing that you will suffer. I'd kill my own family if it meant yours would die too. Your God is weak. Hail Satan.

>>11635063
So long as faith exists, god will continue to live and protect those that do not fall victim to satan.

>>11635066
oh shit

that makes a lot more sense

>>11635070
I pity you, heretic. I see you are already much too far gone. Hold dear this temporary joy you have, you will miss and desire it during your eternity of pain that is soon to come.

>>11635051
>Hell with sasha grey
>Heaven with virgin christ knights
Well thats a tough one

>>11635085
but didn’t Christ himself speak of redemption? to say this man is too far gone is to say yadda yadda yadda put a cork in it, churchy

>>11635085
Just wait a second, I'm going to suck a few dudes off and put my son in drag so grown men can ogle him. I'll be right back to continue this. Satan is my god, I want him to fuck me in the ass, btw.

>>11635092
Mom?

>>11635089
Christ himself? Ha! Merely a ploy used by early christians used to sway non believers in an attempt to grow their religion. Only a select few that truly love god will be selected into heaven, I live in constant euphoria knowing I am one of these individuals. God himself has come to me personally and told me my position in his kingdom is a certainty.
>>11635087
>>11635092
I wish you luck

>>11635089
Christ was a mushroom!

>>11635109
>Only a select few that truly love god will be selected into heaven, I live in constant euphoria knowing I am one of these individuals. God himself has come to me personally and told me my position in his kingdom is a certainty.
Top kek. I love you, schizoanon. How I envy the moronic euphoria of your low IQ delusions

>be me
>enter thread hoping to discouss some GR
>actually discussing Sasha Grey career

postmo

>>11635107
Woah, most of my friends actually call me mom. Strange. All the more I must worship Satan. Sometimes he comes to me in my dreams in the form of a cat.

>>11635227
You must kiss its anus

>>11635206
Stay bitter, I'll try resist spitting on your glum ass down in spurgatory from my comfy cloud.

>>11635218
The percentage of folk on /lit/ who have read GR is pitiful, don't expect discussion.

>>11635109
Pride is a deadly sin
Maybe you are the antichrist?

>>11635234
Yes, schizoanon. Rest assured in the fantasy of a next life, knowing you are incapable of achieving greatness in this life. How jealous am I that you were born with the inability to reason and can live comfortably in a life lived idiotically larping.

>>11635276
That idol worshipper is not me, "schizoanon".
You are mistaken, I live happily in this life, and will continue to be happy after death. You may have a similar feeling of happiness currently but know that it will not last after death.

>>11635241
No, he's just a simple, useful idiot. Have pity on his low IQ schizophrenia, and envy the fact he will never know the pain of reason, only the pain of failure, but since his self-awareness is so muted by delusion, so muted will be the pain of his constant failure as a larping pariah. God loves him, he even told him, the sweet baby

>>11635286
Aww, of course you do, pal. You are barely conscious, an animal with their simple head in the clouds, so of course you're happy. I've told you, I envy you. Now schizoanon, what "idol worshipper" are you referring to? Let's see if you can stay on track here

https://twitter.com/GothCharlotte/status/1030296563183235073?s=19

>>11635028
>>11634959
>>11634993
>>11635051

Imagine feeling this threatened by women expressing their sexuality.

/lit/ is not an incel safe space.

>>11635292
Continue you to trick yourself into believing in your own intelligence. A true intellectual understands and accepts god into his life. You attempt to belittle me, but I know what awaits me and I suspect you do to, only you refuse to accept the inevitable and as a consequence will experience the worse outcome.

>>11635301
neat

>>11635305
Hey hey hey, be nice to schizoanon. How would you feel if you had to resign to a life of mediocrity with your only comfort being the irrational belief that there's something better waiting for you after you die a forgotten simpleton? We should all be jealous he'll never know the pain of the rationality and self-awareness it takes to achieve greatness in life rather than living a fantasy in constant fear and trembling, the thought of death never leaving your simple mind

>>11635320
Is he serious? I'm new here. Is this guy a regular?

>>11635292
>evil doesnt real haha, anyway did i mention i just happen to be the type to get off on tormenting the mentally ill? :3

>>11635311
Yes, you're right schizoanon. A true "intellectual" admits he's an idiot and gives his life to a nonexistent dadfu in the sky instead of actually putting in the intellectual effort to achieve something of his own. You are god's good little bitch and you should be proud. Daddy loves every little mediocre part of you, just as long as you give him what he wants.

>>11635330
>>11635320
It saddens me you are so sure of your percieved safety. When the afterlife inevitably comes to you will regret your foolish actions in this life

>>11635330
damn, you fembrained dudes really are just the worst of both worlds...

>>11635344
As it saddens me that you are so sure in an afterlife with no evidence to its existence

>>11635356
Evidence is plentiful, you need only to open your eyes

>>11635347
Here anon, this will make you feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VETaioDYfLY

>>11635365
They're open but I'm not seeing it. You see, I don't have the schizo powers you do. Can you help a poor anon like me out see what you see?

>>11635366
>Ohhh, I'm not that bad once you get to know me!
disagree. do poppers cause pineal calcification or something?

>>11635379
I'm having trouble understanding this schizography. It's not my natural language. Can anyone translate for me?

>>11635374
No, I have no desire to help you though. I see it as pointless to make heathens and heretics see the light. It's too late for your kind anyway.

>>11635390
Lol thank you for adding the benevolent light of your kind christian values to this world. I love you schizoanon.

>>11635407
The kingdom of heaven is only open for the true believers I'm afraid

>>11635429
Yes, I know anon. You're very, very special. You're god's special little boy. The next life will work, we promise. I love you and your kind, pure, understanding, and christly forgiving soul.

>>11635388
>disgusting hedonist too aggressively ignorant to even know the lifestyle
okay so you're not a dude, must be a trollop of some variety, and now i'm guessing... rotund
am i getting warmer?

>>11635441
If you believe I am special I wish you could see the wonder and power of the lord.

>>11635444
I'm really struggling with this schizoanon here. I'm usually decent at conversational Spanish and schizophrenia, but this particular dialect is too turgid for me. Can I get a translatoranon here please?

>>11635456
>i already knew the word turgid
thesaurus is cheating, anon.

>>11635447
No, that's okay. You're plenty "wonder" and "power" enough for poor old rational me. I don't want to actually swim in the fantasy pool, but I find its inhabitants endlessly fascinating. I mean, I could poke at the scabs of your rodentially fearful, delusion-ridden mind for hours and hours and you won't stop responding. I tell you I think you're special, even after having insulted your intelligence, and you somehow buy it, so desperate you are for validation in your incessant mediocrity. It is a fascinating phenomenon, truly, truly, verily and beyond

>>11635462
it's a pretty commonly used word in literary english. Idk if ive ever heard somebody say it though

>>11635462
Yes, you are special too, little buddy. You're the only person who knows that word without a thesaurus. Here's a gold star, anon!

>>11635466
>deep fishing expedition on imageboards for bonafide schizos for the purposes of loquaciously arguing into the void about how comparatively reasonable you are
2sane4me

>>11635466
Ha! Continue to feed your own ego Intelligent Being

Sasha is so fucking hot, my god

>>11635486
Yes, it's a fun sport

>>11635487
Lol I will, gladly and satisfactorily, as I will also feed your starved and neglected one, schizoanon. I love you. You are a special little boy.

I used to fap to Sasha Grey all the time in my teen years, she's nostalgic to me.

>>11635498
Soz bruv
I gotta go, I'll miss ya lover boy

>>11635518
Enjoy your indefatigable delusions and your relentless mediocrity in this life as much as you possibly can, schizoanon, for it is without doubt that your next one could only be better. Godspeed, schizoanon.

>>11634980
Pierrot le Fou is my favorite movie so Idk how to feel about this need to reevaluate

>>11635305
You almost had me for a second.

>>11635301
Does anyone else ever feel fucked up and unable to concentrate after jacking off? Seriously, I wonder how much brain damage I've already inflicted upon myself just looking at that simulated rape shit charlotte is obsessed with

Sasha has cute feet too bad she didn't specialise in feet fetish.

>>11635320

>implying your own life isnt one of mediocrity
>implying you have achieved “greatness”
>implying your mind isnt simple

Who are you fooling? Your blathering about muh greatness is extremely delusional

>>11635051

>>11635028
christians never sent anyone to the cross.
christians would forgive and move on.
WWJD?
you need to pray about your attitude, you pharisee.

>>11634886
How much dick would you suck to get published?

>>11634980
>IQ measuresments are fraud
yikes