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https://youtu.be/Zrgv4XP6k0M

You are too ugly to have an experience like the video. The picture is more like you.

>> No.11627952

>>11627899
>British people say rude things sarcastically
Ha!

Ha ha ha!

I get it. Took me a couple watches, but I got it. Such a subtle sense of humor, those Brits. Charming stuff

>> No.11627956

>>11627899
>tfw no gf

>> No.11628049

>>11627899
switch the roles and that's my life daily in university or out in bars. Constantly approached and hit on by ugly bitches, it's a fucking insult I understand beautiful girls better now. These women will see me dancing with a 9/10 and have the nerve to fake stumble into my arms and look up at with 'fuck me' eyes, it's fucking gross. Lime seriously bitch play at your own level. Average and below women in America think they are attractive enough for me because of the hordes of losers giving them constant validation online and irl. Overseas uggo hoes understand their place

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>>11628049

>> No.11628079

>>11627899
It's blocked in my cunt. What is it?

>> No.11628096

>>11628067
although I shit on them one of my favorite past times is locking in on a 5/10 and come at her hard. They understand the rarity of the situation and basically become my sex slave to please me in every way possible so I don't drop her for a hotter bitch. I used to demand this thot bend over ready for doggy before I even got to her apartment and not to speak anything past moans. She fucking loved it. My favorite part is after I dump her for years I'll get texts of them professing their love while dating some loser. Creating a harem of straight 8+/10 is a little difficult but at certain times of year I'll visit 4 uggos a week beat the pussy up. NEVER EVER take them out in public though, they understood this too

>> No.11628104

>>11627899
Who needs that when I'm already this
https://youtu.be/4TVTm5xfvjk

>> No.11628108

>>11628049
You actually have a point there. Les relations humaines... Houellebecq is right about everything.

>> No.11628111

>>11627899
>This will NEVER EVER be you
Alright, I'm not going to look at the rest of your post then since it doesn't apply to me.

>> No.11628120

>>11627899
>Physical contact on the first date
Guaranteed to be a cheating whore slut.

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i've fucked, hot af freaks too.
i just find trolling intellectuals equipotent dopaminergically.