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ITT: books that will help getting laid (unironically)

asking for a friend

>> No.11589223

>>11589147
L'Etranger

>> No.11589225

How to make friends and influence people.

>> No.11589226

>>11589147
my diary desu

>> No.11589256

>>11589147
testosterone

>> No.11589270

>>11589147
If you want normie-tier self improv advice that will probably actually help you read Models by Mark Manson

If you want some ultra red pills read The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi - it will either help you out or make you go insane

Either way don't read any more than 2 at most lest you become addicted to self improvement without doing anything

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>>11589147

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>> No.11590156

none. go out. have a social life. learn how to deal with people. getting laid consistently requires a lot of time and effort spent on achieving just that.

it isn't worth it though

>> No.11590950

>>11589147
The book of pook

>> No.11590999

>>11589147
Biology books if you want to get laid with biologists.
Psychology books if you want to get laid with psychologists.
History books if you want to get laid with Historians.
Christian Scientist books if you want to get laid with Christian Scientists.
Joke books if you want to get laid with comedians.
Music books if you want to get laid with Musicians.
Carpentry books if you want to get laid with carpenters.
Physic books if you want to get laid with physicists.
Animal books if you want to get laid with zoologists.
Theatre and TV books if you want to get laid with actors.
Cook books if you want to get laid with cooks.
Banking books if you want to get laid with Bankers.
Sales books if you want to get laid with Salespersons.
Entrepreneur books if you want to get laid with Entrepreneurs.
Fiction books if you want to get laid with everybody else.

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>>11589283
Outta here with that shit

>> No.11591635

>>11589147
Literally experience will be the best teacher. Just start talking to people-fail a lot, like you will in any endeavor, but persevere and you will be successful

>> No.11591650

The Prince

>> No.11591697

>>11591635
I agree, honestly the best "getting girls" advice I've ever gotten was from my female cousin. Just keep talking to women and reflect on what you did wrong when you fuck up and drop your spaghetti. The "just b yourself" meme works once you stop freezing up and sperging out in front of women. Most importantly, learn how to cut your losses, learn how to taste failure.

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>>11590950
This

>> No.11592679

Murakami makes the panties drop

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>>11591697
>listening to what women have to say and instead of what they do
>jus b urself bro
>get used to failure

I see the bluepillers are out in full force td

>> No.11595298

>>11591630
Enough Alex. Stop it.

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>>11593764
There is a reason most normies who go out and about in the world tell you to jus b urself, and there is also a reason you have to hide that you are "redpilled" when in public

>> No.11595360

Lolita
Half the chicks ive seen on okcupid that read list it as their favourite book

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>>11591630
>>11589283
Silly boys ;)

>> No.11596603

>>11591697
>Just keep talking to women and reflect on what you did wrong when you fuck up and drop your spaghetti.
What a waste of time, getting laid doesn't worth that much effort.

>> No.11596613

>>11589147
50 Shades of Grey, and I'm not being ironic >>11589283
and this desu, lost my virginity about 9 months after I started lifting