/lit/ - Literature

>>11581918
>Brothers karamazov
>the Kiss of the spider woman

>The Hobbit
>120 Days of Sodom

>>11581918
>Brothers Karamazov
>>11581924

>>11581918
>Finnegans Wake
>Ulysses

>going to homeless daycares to talk about books

>>11581918
Withering Heights makes the panties drop.

>>11581918
>Fear and Trembling
>Fear and Trembling

>>11582114
Couldn’t get past the first chapter. Does it get better?

>>11582255
I just checked my copy and the first chapter is like 8 pages you piece of shit, what's wrong with you? just kys

>>11581918
>Robinson Crusoe
>y-you too

the book of disquiet
the book of disquiet

>>11581918
>implying qt3.14 librarians exist and are not just old hags in reality
anyways
>Ulysses
I have yet to read Finnegans Wake but people who get through it seem to like it better

>catch 22
>the sun also rises

Ego and his property
Ego and his property.

>>11581918
East of Eden

>>11581918
Lord of the Rings either way

>>11581918
>Confessions of Saint Augustine
>Revelations of Divine Love by Blessed Julian of Norwich

Nothing gets you in faster than medieval female mystics

>>11584125
My dude. What is a hoe worth it to me if I can't roleplay as Bombadil and Goldberry with her?

>>11582114
>withering

It's Wuthering Heights
I haven't even read that shit
Idiots

>War and Peace
>The Magic Mountain

>>11582655
lol

>Moby-Dick
>Moby-Dick (though I doubt I've ever seen a legit qt librarian. Maybe at the uni, but we mostly use a self-check system there.)

>>11582739
Old female librarians can actually be really nice and know their shit.

>>11581918
>workplace burned down
>get a job picking fruit on a friends farm until i can find new
>antisocial so im nervous about new people
>get paired up with a qt
>oh god im nervous
>luckily shes kinda nerdy like i am
>asks if i read
>you bet your sweet ass i do
>shes impressed since we live in the middle of nowhere in the south so no one around here reads
>we really hit it off the first day
>i notice when we get out she walks home
>today i ask her if she want a ride since its on my way home
>she says yes
>we exchange numbers and spend a couple hours texting
Well looks like im a chad now, see ya later fucking virgin nerds

>>11585388
get the fuck out normie

>>11585477
No now that im slightly normie i have to lord my chadship over you pathetic incel faggots

>>11585564
GET OUT CHAD FUCK RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11585388
God, I wish that were me.

>>11585590
>>11585608

>>11581918
> Thus spoke Zarathustra
>Storm of Steel

If Jünger doesn't make her inner thigh moisten she isn't worth my time.

>Demian
>S I M U L A C R A A N D S I M U L A T I O N

>>11582255
It is literally the Citizen Kane of literature

>>11585849
Good answer.

>>11581918
I can't just say one
>The Sun Also Raises
>The Plague(Camus)
>More than Human
>Some Dotoevsky's(love Crime and Punishment, Karamazovs, The Gambler
>2666

>>11581918
>Diogenes the Cynic: Sayings and Anecdotes
>Harry Potter (doesn't matter which)
HP is ice-breaking 101

Harry Potter
Harry Potter

>>11581918 (OP)
>Runaway Horses
>Brave New World
too much of a bother to explain why mishima is so fascinating

>>11581924
>>the Kiss of the spider woman
Yep.

>>11581918
>Moby Dick
>Lolita

>>11585388
>tfw that's not me

>>11588079
this is pretty redpilled

>>11586064
How do you mean that?

>>11581928
>Moby Dick
>M__y Dick

>>11585388
You are mortal.

>>11588138
nice

>>11585388
this is too comfy to be true, you must be larping

>>11588138
Alpha as fuck.

>>11585477
>>11585608
>>11588087
>>11588268
are you people seriously too autistic to have had some similar experience? what the fuck? people hit it off with newly acquainted qts literally all the time in their teens.

>>11582739
There are some qt's at my local library, although I think one of them is gay.
But I don't go there anymore anyways, since the head librarian guy fucking follows me around and watches me.

>>11588138
Accidental quote rip

>>11588306
yes normie, I know you can't imagine it because you have no imagination or empathy but something like that is literally completely impossible for someone who isn't a normie like you

your kind always instantly sniffs out that something is off about a person and either disengages or becomes aggressive

Blood Meridian
Lolita

>>11581918
>The Fault in Our Stars
>Mein Kampf

>Edward Limonov's The Russian Poet Prefers The Big Negroes

>>11582114
My favourite book is Wuthering Heights unironically anyway, decent.

>White Identity: Racial Consciousness in the 21st century
>The Doctrine of Fascism

My wife Chino is so cute.

>>11588595
>God's dead, toots

>>11588595
What were these images called? Goblins or something? My memory fails me.

>>11588629
You mean chibi? Or moe...

>>11588603
Even gods will be reborn.
>>11588629
That is my wife Chino wearing a fake mustache. She's so funny!

>>11581918
>Death of Ivan Ilyich and Other Stories
>Anna Karenina

>>11588700
She's very funny and very cute anon, you're a lucky man.

>>11588637
No. A while back loli stuff was banned and filtered on /a/. But /a/nons fought back and gave their favorite lolis moustaches to bypass the filters. Spammed so much mods eventually relented.
Anyways, they called the images something besides "loli", since that was filtered too. Something like goblins. Can't remember.
>>11588700
>That is my wife Chino wearing a fake mustache. She's so funny!
I forgot, she wears one in the anime, doesn't she? I think anyways... My bad, thought it was something else.

>>11588595
>>11588700
>he has interest in "preserving the white race" and "keeping those damn niggers out"
>he also wants to fuck children

You had one job buddy.

>>11588778
Yeah. Check my freestyle raps on the subject.
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/search/text/project%20chino/
>>11588836
I honestly don't remember. I watched the anime like 5 years ago along with many other similar shows.
>>11588888
Muhammad fucked children and he was pretty good for the Arab race, so I don't think there's a contradition. I don't actually want to fuck children though. Fantastic digits you have there.

>>11588902
You are very small brain man I swear, yes yes very small brain in small head.

>>11588925
That's not what my wife Chino told me.

>>11588959
Your wife is a child with a brain that is severely underdeveloped in comparison to an adult human, she is not in any place to be making valid judgements on most things, let alone the complex matter of human intelligence.

>>11589130
she cute doe

>>11589155
She prepubescent doe

>>11589182
she a drawing doe

Pride and prejudice
Stoner

>>11589188
The fact that it's a drawing does not change the reality that you are sexually attracted to prepubescent children doe

>>11588268
Nah boi it really happened
That was day 2 today was day 3
>playfully throwing fruit at me
>on our break she sat right next to me
>scooted up right against me in an attempt to "push me off"
>looks me straight in the eyes when we talk
>The place we work at has a pond and she says shes never been fishing before
>wants me to take her fishing on our day off
>couldn't give her a ride today because i had to help the boss
>she sent me a message saying she was sad i couldn't give her a ride
Officially chad status confirmed

>>11588306
To be fair that's never really happened to me before and im the original poster of that story

>>11589314
good luck out there compadre

>>11589333
Thanks god knows i need it. Nice numbers bromigo.

>>11582655
10/10

>>11589130
Given that the animeme aired 5 years ago, she's probably pubescent by now, although it's rude to ask a woman her age, so I never have, despite the fact that I am married to her.

>>11589241
Age is a spook