/lit/ - Literature

Hacker-technowizard gets upset at trolling and puts up a curse on 4chan.

In therapy. Discusses urges to kill someone. Doesn't go through with it. Instead develops unhealthy obsession with therapist that is related to his urge to kill someone. Takes her hostage but is too weak to go through with killing her.

>>11578881
Chef accidentally orders shaving cream instead of whipped cream on the day he has to make dessert for the king.

>>11578916

this is something out of a Jonas Jonasson novel

some 20 year old zoomer who missed the boat

>>11578881
tapir getting ready for beheading

A 32 year old long lasting couple and a young, 21 year old couple take the same salsa classes. During their dancing practice the 32 year old couple overhears the conversations between the younger couple and hear how much new they still have to say to eachother. They realise how dull and boring their relationship has become but don't tell eachother. The more lessons they take, and the more they overhear the younger couples conversations, they less they like eachother. Eventually they fall in love with the members of the younger couple.

A man gives himself a holy water enema and discovers that vulgar ritual is actually imbued with the divine but only if you approach it in a vulgar way.

Ex soldier with a case of PTSD befriends a junkie prostitute. They feed each others worst instincts and eventually embark on a killing spree/suicide mission.

>>11579096

put this into a script and you'll win an indie festival or something

>>11579106

Hi Chuck P

>>11579121
Too bad I don't possess good writing skills, let alone the English language

A man loses his hand in a boating accident. A couple of weeks later a top secret military plane carrying a new untested chemical weapon crashes in the same lake. All life in the lake withers and dies but the severed hand reanimates leaving a trail of destruction and unexpected bitch slaps in its wake.

>>11579137

if you are the first one. Write it in your language. It doesn't have to be in English. Or write it from the perspective of yourself in the 32 year old relationship and use your mannerism etc in that script

>>11579155
Except I'm 19. I wouldn't mind any anon here stealing my idea. You have my permission

british guy attempts suicide by cop for years on end but it doesn't work

A grade A student that is paying for college by doing fetish porn (niche stuff, silly, with little to no sex involved). Has a weird on/off relationship with a guy. finds out they're siblings but both are ok with it. set out on a journey of self discovery.

>>11579221

>>11579221
- but befriends one cop he consistently has trouble with and finds new meaning in life as a pozzed bugman

Essentially this

Its about a jobless fuckless faggot that obsess over what make women "pretty" until he start to obsess about beauty its at all, so he plans to find a dude that can be convinced into turning himself pretty like a woman and be his completely obedient fuck hole, leaving all traces of masculinity and independent though behind, ending with both of them bombing a Miss Universe event and proclaiming that boypussy is the only correct answer to man feeling of loneliness, just to end in a blaze of fire.
The narrative is for the point of view of the feminized dude with sparse diary entries of the jobless faggot.

The title?

My diary desu.

>>11579731
Do you self insert as the obedient fuck meat?

>>11578881

Dragons arguing

>>11579163
You fucking idiot just WRITE

>>11579852
what do they argue about ?

>>11579096

>>11578881
A young Italian priest struggling with his pro-nationalist and religious ideologies in how they both co-exist but also conflict with one another. Takes place during the opening of the Second Italo-Ethiopian War. Family plays a major proponent with his mother being a devout Catholic, father a hardcore nationalist from being raised post-reunification, brother a camicie nere, another brother just got a job in the bureaucracy in Rome, and another brother part of a CCNN CTV deployed to Spain as a military volunteer. Location is La Spezia, the historic staging area for the Italian Navy, which allows for a limited look into a militaristic perspective on events but does not force to audience to follow a direct "war is hell" narrative from the Ethiopian or Spanish fronts. There are many other plot points, especially in regards to many family, friends, and acquaintances. Although, the ones I just mentioned are some that I feel are most important.

A Greek system but the houses are for various -phobics and they're located out in the countryside and there are rivals and competitions to take part in while rehabbing

It's like a summer camp but for retarded adults scared of retarded things

>>11580942
I'd watch this reality show

>>11580919
This sounds good anon.

>>11580919
Sounds interesting

>>11580959
It's been a side project I've been working on for the past three months. Only made a dent of about 150 pages so far. Have to admit though, writing it has been much more enjoyable than my first attempt at a novel.