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Ontologicool swished her finger and her thumb up and down the oily greaso surface of the cell phone. Swish! Swish! KERPLUNK! A woman was shit in the stall nearby. It was violent. Bowl water churned manfully and struggled to digest the turd, to drag it down to unknown depths, important food for piranha fish of Lake Ontario. Ontologicool took another picture. She was like other women, but not much, and where she differed, that's just where men loved her. Another woman enters. A plain woman, nothing like Ontologicool, another cylinder of fishfood, pre-loaded in the chamber. Goodreads is for plebs Ontologicool thought. Baudrillard is my jam. Later tonight, a male janitor scrubs shitty streaks from bowls, ambivalent feelings, the nearness of the feminine. But only its lowest dregs. Ontologicool never was a stallgirl. Always at the mirror, never on the bowl. Made sure to live nearby, two subway stops at most. For girls like me, the restroom is for seflies, not for stool.

>> No.11572422

Don't be weird, she's very smart and pretty.

>> No.11572440

>>11572223
She still dating that Jew?

>> No.11572450

>>11572223
I like her nails and lower mandible. Imagine her dislocating it like a snake to stow your entire package away in her mouth for later digestion.

>> No.11572475

>>11572440
who is she?

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>>11572440
hard to say

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CLIFF IS /lit/'s OFFICIAL WAIFU

>> No.11572522

>>11572475
probably OP, because her Twitter has 250 followers and yet FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON she gets posted here every other day. not similar to Tao Lin at all.

>> No.11572527

>>11572506
why is this woman with the festering jaw being posted so much, I must only wish the direction of her slight underbite to never face me again

>> No.11572547

>>11572223
>tfw no ontological gf
why even fucking live, seriously
she is the perfect /lit/ waifu
everytime I see her posted here I get a little more depressed by my pitiful life devoid of any true happiness

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>>11572440
yep

>> No.11572615

I want to lick her

>> No.11572620

I wish she had more nudes

>> No.11572626

>>11572593
She would not look as attractive without makeup. Stop posting this internet dilettante.

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>>11572593

>> No.11572639

>>11572223
unironically based

>> No.11572643

>>11572626
>She would not look as attractive without makeup
that is every woman
that's why makeup was invented
stop saying this like it is news to anybody

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our girl

>> No.11572667

>>11572475
she deleted all of her videos from youtube
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/w8zvdlwvpyak9/Ontologicool

>> No.11572668

>>11572659
do you think she fucked his ass?

>> No.11572686

>>11572667
based

>> No.11572688

>>11572659
>I'VE BEEN ACCUSED THREE TIMES OF SEXUAL IMPROPRIETY

>> No.11572810

>>11572667
Why is she seemingly unable to discuss the topics from her own videos? She looks utterly lost, as if she had stumbled onto philosophical discussion from internet memes, and not from a genuine interest. Then again, that would subsequently apply to half of /lit/.

>> No.11572818

>>11572810
she studied sociology not philosophy

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Reminder that this was way before she enrolled inhumanities.

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>> No.11573051

>>11572422
>Don't be weird, she's pretty.

ftfy

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>>11572223
>>11573037
>>11573043
>>11573044
>>11573049
>>11573054
>>11573063
Fuck off Ontologicool

>> No.11573155

>>11573063
I wish I had instagram

>> No.11573171

>>11573054
skeletor

>> No.11573203

>>11573104
I wish I was her

>> No.11573306

>>11573063
>tfw you will never be comfortable with your body let alone feel attractive
why even live

>> No.11573314

>>11572516
stop posting, Cliff

>> No.11573363

>>11573063
she has more nudes?