/lit/ - Literature

>>11522004
>because I'm not in a hurry and I'm not in a rush

today is not my good day

>>11522009
fuck off readlet but thanks for the bump

>>11522004
>>11522009
Cringe thread?

>>11522019
You don't even have the gif version you pathetic faggot

I bet after this snapshot duel you'll want to read this shit with /lit/ too

>>11522023
I like my version better

>>11522029
so you can post it on facebook better you phoneposting faggot

start reading harry potter with /lit/, not like your time is taken up by other books

>>11522034
Stop being mean to me

>muh harry potter 4chinz book club

You have to go back

>>11522004
>>11522034
Looks like this cuck had already given up on the cringe duel. Cringeous Maximums! That's a Harry Potter spell right, OP?

>>11522004
hoi moi noimes arry potta an oi am ah wizzahd

abrah cadabrah *pulls wabbit out of hat*

>>11522068
>completes teleport spell
>telesnaps behind u

>>11522060
>>11522072
You don"t have to read it and like it, you can also read it and say exactly why it's dogshit in subsequent reading threads. Why wouldn't you want to know why you hate something?

>>11522086
You salty dog!

cmon bros imagine the fun times we could have even hating on the book, I don't have any opinion on it other than wanting to read it to know what goes for early reader literature desu

>>11522089
finishing move

ZOOM

>>11522086
woi wood oi read it if it all happund to me arry potta, studant of dumbledore the scool for magishuns

zippo zappo *saws hot assistent in half then puts her back together*

>>11522092
Not so fast

>>11522100
Anon I don't like an*Los myself I just want to read a book with /lit/ I had on my backlog for a time

>>11522105

>>11522116
That's it, you win, I'm all out. And since I've lost this duel,
>>11522004
im gonna come back to you, OP. I'm gonna be real with you just in case you're still here. What you're essentially doing right now is promoting your not-yet-written Harry Potter fan fiction novel, which wouldn't even get 2 likes on Tumblr let alone get published. And you've come to a community that has pretty much never gone a day without posting a Harry Potter hate thread to start a reading group because you're too much of a brainlet to read a children's books series on your own. I may have taken the bait, but if you're being serious, please take my advice and don't waste your time.

>>11522121
It's about alien kids from different worlds having sci-fi adventures together and I've read way more classical literature kinos than you to write a fucking good story about their quests. Adventures I was imagining when I was a wittle boi and I've been hellbent on writing their books since then.

Most of what I'm missing is just actual children's literature from my experience

>>11522111
what ah yew talking about moggle oim arry pottah englesh oicon gob less tha queen who is also a magishun loike me!

>>11522121
>>11522133
for the rest of your post, desu HP seemed like something you could get /lit/ to start a book club on, even the haterrs I could see sticking around briefly out of wonder at what the fuck it's really about.

And when I've said I've read more classical literature than you I mean it. I'm finishing Polybius after having read Livy and I am also finishing David Copperfield, one of the last Dicken's book I've had yet to read. I've read all Shalkespeare, Doyle, all sorts of assorted authors from many periods, I am just enough of a NEET to read classic kino while also sparing 20 minutes a day to read some popculture midbrow genre fiction.

harry potter?

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harry nigger!! XDXDXDXDXDXD lel