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11516269 No.11516269 [Reply] [Original]

If he had any balls he would've stuck his head in a microwave.

>> No.11516271

>>11516269
goteem

>> No.11516274

That would require removing it from his ass

>> No.11516301

But the microwave doesn't work with the door open

>> No.11516305

>>11516269

do you even know how a microwave works? So many non-STEM retards in this board...

>> No.11516306

Nice.

>> No.11517659

>>11516301
>>11516305
'Or have you for example, say, ever like baked a potato in a microwave oven? Did you know you
have to cut the potato open before you turn the oven on? Do you know why that is?’
'Jesus.’
'The B.P.D.83
83
field pathologist said the build-up of internal pressures would have been almost instantaneous
and equivalent in kg.s.cm. to over two sticks of TNT.’
'Jesus Christ, Hallie.’
'Hence the need to reconstruct the scene.’
'Jesus.’

>> No.11517855

>>11517659
One of my favorite passages. How Hal relives his trauma through the correspondence with that weird-hands therapist, itself through the correspondence with Orin. The gradual undoing of Hal's affectation. Such a vulnerable moment between brothers. DFW's dialogue at its best.

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>>11517855
The passage struck me as odd because I grew up lower-middle class in shitty apartments with no internet until I was a teenager and I never had brothers or sisters. I kept asking myself "Is this how entrenched upperclass neoliberal elite tennis siblings really speak to each other, or is it just more DFWism?"

>> No.11517937

It would have been the ultimate irony.

and you wankers who can't think outside the box and get a microwave to work with the door open, I pity you

>> No.11517938

>>11517930
I can tell by the way you type that you were not lying and did grow up a retarded prole

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11517966

talk about microwave generation, hehe

>> No.11519299

>>11517938
Thanks big guy

now give me your money, this is a stick up

>> No.11519306

>>11517937
The answer they have in the book wouldnt work. you have to make a man sized microwave

>> No.11519350

>>11519299
Put that stick up your bum.

>> No.11519434

he was probably too busy stalking and beating women.

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>>11519350
You cannot request that I do what is already done.

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>>11519434
I heard of him stalking, but not beating.

Do tell.

>> No.11521903

>>11516269
Was he even sincere?

>> No.11521912

Test