/lit/ - Literature

Wtf is this picture about?

>>11506542
That's what I want to know

>>11506542
>>11506555
U-uh.. p-pic unrelated

dianetics, l ron hubbard

>>11506676
Don't post Jezebels if you want your thread to get replies

>>11506681
This

>>11506520
>I want to get into writing poetry, what are some of the best modern and classic poetry books

read e.e. cummings

it's the best deterrent to anyone who wants to get into writing poetry

>>11506520
I wish I was her

>>11506681
Jezebel who?

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /lit/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

>>11506735
resorting to absurd & insatiable sexual fantasies because you can't achieve natural sexual satisfaction?

>>11506520
I think I'm starting to crack the code of Jezebel posting, so I'll present my hypothesis in hope to ease the pain of my fellow sufferers. Now I'd like to begin with the distinction between women that are Jezebel's or pretend to be one of them and those who are just simply beautiful or hot. The latter group of women, more precisely photos of them, appeal to the "natural" beauty of feminine essence. Pictures of them mostly show normie women with great bodies standing in poses that look like they are taken from established catalog of model training. Those picture mostly appeal those who find nice curves, big tits and fat asses exciting.
Now, the Jezebel posting is something a little bit more distinct. As you can see from the op's image, the appeal of it lies not in the model-like appearance of the female and not in the ripe curves of her "natural" body. Those are absolutely absent. What it tries to make explicit and where its effect is grounded, is in the certain structure of fantasmatic elements. Cat ears, her pose, milk being poured on her tongue depicts well known Neko fetish that comes from Japan and has its own category in anime. Jezebel posting combines elements of "real" women (3D) with imaginary images (2D). In this way it creates surplus enjoyment (you not only enjoy the beauty of the female but also the fantasy elements).
This explains why 4chan posters are so frustrated by Jezebels. We know from experience that enjoying 2D anime girls can be viewed as compromise to feeling attraction towards real life girls (I can't have any contact with real life girls, so I'll choose anime girl which will be at my will). What Jezebel posting does is that it mixes the sacred (fantasmatic imago of certain fetishes) with profane (3D women). You then see beautiful women appropriating fantasmatic anime culture and second object choice of those who had to make a compromise.
I hope I made some contribution to explaining the power of Jezebel posting, my brothers, seek peace and wisdom!

>>11506802
I think so

>>11506803
Indeed, the mere presence of 3D - even when clothed in the fantasmic - is enough to remind the anime-loving chronic masturbator of their sexual failure. If he can remain hermetically sealed in his ideal 2D world he can maintain the illusion of sexual success and satisfaction with 2D women; but the entrance of 3D into the fantasy reminds him of what his body really desires - natural union with a woman - which fantasy & masturbation can simulate but never fully achieve. The only solution is weep over your tired unfulfilled body and go seek a wife or a prostitute.

>>11506799
>>11506803
>>11506819
Can y'all fucking stop your copypasta shit. I just need some good poetry to learn from

>>11506520
fuck off Jezebel poster

>>11506846
Your needs don't outweigh the needs of the board, and the board needs to be purged of newfags posting fapbait

>>11506799
>>11506803
sex sells
the dumber and/or weirder, the better it sells
that's the ultimate truth of the modern literature

i think someone does a bit of meta-posting here, pity it's quite shallow meta-posting and really not that insightful. it's rather shitty meta-posting. meta-shitposting?

OP, if you really want to be an avant-garde poet, post some real shit, not meta-shit

meta-shit is soooo yesterday

>>11506520
for future reference you literally derail your own thread into anons spouting their fetishes and whatever if you post a jezebel. sure, you get the (you)s but you're not getting the answers you're looking for. it seems very counter-productive

>>11506846
Fuck off back to /s/ with your jezebel posting I swear you're gonna get fucking decked, pal

>>11506520
Can you please stop posting these thots? It's making abstaining from porn extremely difficult. How is this kind of softcore degeneracy even allowed on a blue board anyway?

>>11506856
>sex sells

Seriously, how dumb are you? And those last 3 reddit spaced lines? Holy fuck, you have graphomania, you're like an old boomer who loves to hear himself talk

>>11506873
Chill out no need to be such a misogynist

>>11506875
oooooh, hits too close to home?

>>11506890
what? your post is devoid of any personal jabs

>>11506817
dude, you can have my life and soul, mega.nz me those ninachrome videos. I beg you.

>>11506896
yes
and no
and cummings is still the only recommendation here
which is kinda funny
maybe i should recommend emily dickinson, too?

>>11506520
Why the fucking mirror though?

>>11506916
To have a better perspective of the milk dribbling down her chin

>come to /lit/ to get some recommendations
>post a girl because that's literally what you have to do to get attention especially on the slower boards
>Some degenerates call her a Jezebel, don't even know what it means
>Go off topic, while getting mad at me

Can you tards talk about poets

>>11506941
Paradise Lost is the single greatest piece of literature I've read. Some people might rate Divine Comedy above it but I didn't find it as compelling personally. It's such a magnificent story and Adam's description of waking up for the first time in the garden is one of the most beautiful things I've read.

>>11506941
>have this pic downloaded to your computer
>call us degenerates

>>11506947
Yeah cause it was fappable. I have no idea what the fuck this Jezebel shit is

>wake up groaning with an ache in your groin and an itch your loins
>push away the mental fantasies of women who seemed likely but never really were
>think "at least I have my 4chan pals and our wicked thrice-ironic view of life that will distract me from my existential dread for two thirds of the day"
>hop on to your favorite blue board hoping to get in on the hot meme of the day
>second thread is a tempting jezebel with hollow eyes and an expression of insatiable sexual thirst
>there she is in front of you, a few feet away, yet unreachable miles away
>"what would it be like to pull her hair? kiss her lips? what would her breasts feel like (bags of sand)? what sounds would she make while being penetrated?"
>actually you just want someone to love you intimately and affirm that your existence is not totally worthless
>post a bitter semi-ironic reply about the impropriety of jezebel posting
>go downstairs for some comfort eating, remembering yourself as a little boy with fantasies about kissing a girl at school
>lost innocence

>>11506520
The best contemporary poetry is mine desu

>>11506972
this is my poetry submission btw

>>11506941
i don't think you're gonna make it in poetry