/lit/ - Literature

Me, myself and I.

>>11484891
black dick

>>11484891
BIG

>>11484891
That's sort of a large question that will ultimately only receive honorific, self-substantiating evidence to build up its argument upon. Thus the most sound, most rife in logos anwser will be the best one, even if still a wholly subjective one. Though the question is inherently broad and somewhat redundant, as the context of both "Ideal" and "Man" lead to the same conclusion of perfection. Though, as we all well-know, it is an unattainable abstract anyhow - so any definition of idealism is, of course, fundamentally and intellectually flawed from the get-go.

Leibniz

>>11484891
has to be really cute

In short, a man who can clear a forest, build a house and plow a field, but is simultaneously capable of discussing philosophy, theology and the human condition. He is a loyal husband, a loving father and a good friend, who always fulfills his duty towards God, his country and community. He always strives to improve himself and to produce something of value.

>>11485029
>t-that sounds exactly like me!

>>11485029
God I wish that were me

>>11484891
Basically Viggo Mortensen

>>11485029
>>11485038
>>11485043
Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

>>11484891
5`8
curly black hair
dreamy blue eyes
soft warn skin
shy and sad has an absurd sense of humor
tight, firm, cute butt
has a 600+ pound squat (power bottom)
favorite writers/poets are kafka, pessoa, whitman, rimbaud, poe, keats, mishima, beckett, calvino, perec, salinger, chekhov
4 inch peepee uncircumcised cute
will watch k-on with me while we snuggle

>>11485053
literally me, only my penis is 4 inch soft, and much, much larger hard

>>11485062
dropped totes not cute desu sorry sweetie ;3

>>11485029
>the human condition
>duty towards god
>strives for self improvement
le dropped

>>11484984
>>11485044
based

not me desu

>>11484891
>aesthetic body and face
>transcendental intellect
>supreme charisma
>can kill anything anytime
the form of a god is the perfect man

>>11485029
even if you don't agree with this definition, there's no way you could dislike someone with those attributes

>>11484891
a man who bends his will to the demands of pietas
a man who understands his duties as a series of nested loyalties, of which the highest and most binding is to divinity

>>11484934
for you

>>11485044
>speaks fluent Danish, English, French and Spanish; he is also conversational in Italian, and understands Norwegian and Swedish.
>paints
>acts
>writes music
>writes poetry
>does photography
>all at a professional level

what a mensch.

>>11485804
yeah and i call bullshit on that; a man would not be able to speak that many languages fluently; obviously besides english spanish he speaks broken or partially of the other languages; you don't need to exaggerate him, i don't believe you at all; try again

Socrates, but then nationalist and straight and white

>>11487124
>and white
based.

>>11487121
>a man would not be able to speak that many languages fluently
maybe not a brainlet such as yourself

>>11487138
it's not about being a brainlet you stupid fucking idiot; the guy is obviously worldly, obvious well-traveled; that implies a sense of travel, a sense of privilege in that he possesses enough money, time, and resources to go wherever he pleases and flirt with the native populace; now tell me, can i afford that? with my part-time job at sherwin-williams and going to college full-time in the fall, can i do that? do you think i can up and learn fucking french, danish, thai, and spanish whilst juggling all of these obligations?

now sit the fuck down in your corner; i don't want to hear another peep out of you again

>>11487146
>wah wah it's impossible for any man to do something i can't do
lol

>>11487182
yeah i can definitely tell you aren't an english major, ho prithee; that's not what i said; when you go to work or college, do you use up all of that brainpower and have none left when you come back home? is your brain so emptied of energy that you can't comprehend the meaning of what i wrote? i never said that it was impossible for any man to do something i can't do; i never said that anywhere; i only meant that the guy has more opportunities than i do to go abroad and travel and chat up the local whores such as yourself; if you want me to learn the same languages he does, i'll give you my contact info and you can stream to me a steady supply of tickets to locales; i'll take france first, followed by spain, italy, the netherlands, iceland, germany, and switzerland; and i also expect my uber rides, hotels, swimming pools, and sundries to be paid for as well

o, what? a bit quiet now? a bit reticent? that's what i thought

>>11487146
>i didn't say that
>said it right here
>>11487121
>yeah and i call bullshit on that; a man would not be able to speak that many languages fluently
>a man would not be able to do that
why can't a man be able to learn that many fluently?

>>11485442
This

>>11487212
fine, that's great; you caught me a quandary, a little bit of a labyrinth; i'm not backtracking or back-stepping, i just want to qualify that statement; i meant to say that a man would not be able to do that unless he were filthy fucking RICH YOU FUCKING FUCK

>>11487289
Get outta here Diogenes you don't even fucking bathe, god damn

The form of a woman, the phallos of a man.

>>11487396
that's the perfect woman; feminine penis aint gay

My father i never met.

>>11484891
Jesus Christ