/lit/ - Literature

For me it's Opi Safag

Nigger Man
he wasnt a nigger, shame on him for disgracing a beautiful feline with such a name

>>11473811
I'm sure "kill" and "ease" are pronounced the same in English as they were in ancient Greek

>>11473836
>took the bait

>>11473811
>names him achilles
>he dies by getting shot in his achilles heel

wow I guess homie wasn’t one for subtlety

>>11473841
upboated

>>11473841
Ya ever think it's a crazy coincidence that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

>>11473840
>I was only pretending to be retarded. Ha goteem

>>11473841
>>11473858
if there are any baseball fans around here, they might find it crazy to learn that Tommy John was the first guy to get Tommy John surgery. one of that crazy moments that makes you say "woah", ya know?

>'Don Quixote'
>he's a Quixotic character
...ha ha, we get it Cervantes.

>Lovecraft wrote Lovecraftian horror
What a fucking hack

>Kafka wrote the book
>the style is very kafka-esque
lol what an unoriginal hack he was

>>11473811
>watch how i'a kill 'ese niggas in front of Troy
chill out surf

>>11473858
The scientist who discovered Lou Gherigs died of Lou Gherigs, a heartofor unknown illness? Did he do checkups on himself? That IS kind of a funny coincidence.

>a lot of the stories and parables in the bible were biblical
how does this book get any respect??

>>11473858
What's really crazy is that he might not have. A study came out a couple years showing that he very well may have suffered from and subsequently died due to what is known today as CTE.

actually OP is a very subtle troll because

>Achilles

comes from the ancient greek

>Ak
to attack or thrust forward

>eileos
obstruction, barricade, blockage

so Achilles literally means attacker of walls- which is fitting since he spends so long attacking Troy. it's also a subtle pun because he was a homosexual with patroclus and the translation could also be tongue in cheek (since eileos also means constipation, so akeileos phonetically is both laxative and anal breacher)

>>11473896
How can one person be so culturally illiterate?

>>11473926
Patroclus also means "daddy's boy". So Homer was just singing gay fanfiction poems about big strong Achilles and soft twink Patroclus. Which probably makes sense why Athenians loved him so much since the upper class was creepy old men who kept young boys as sex slaves.

Humbert Humbert

>>11473841
amazing

>>11473945
>the upper class
/pol/ likes to meme this "the upper class was evil degenerates!! the noble poor retards would never fuck boypussy!!" nonsense to fit the greeks into with their pizzagate proletarian biases..

>>11473841

>>11473859
Are you pretending to be retarded?

>Herman Hesse wrote Steppenwolf
>A character is named Hermine and is an androginous girl who likes to dress as a male

What did he mean by this?