/lit/ - Literature

>>11461057
pewdiepie

>using YouTube

You have to go back

>>11461057
It's a crime for such a beautiful pale girl to burn her skin at a beach. Hope she was wearing SPF 100

>>11461229
This.

>>11461213
Hilariously, pewd's books reviews aren't that bad. It's clear he actually reads the books in question and gives some thoughtful responses.

>>11461057

god i wish that were me

>>11461433
Pewd is general is pretty okay.

No matter what you think about some of his slur outburts, he's pretty well reasoned when it comes to politics and his content is getting better and better.

It's not really for me, but I'll catch a video once every two or three months and I'm usually surprised. I guess anyone able to get to the top of YouTube isn't as stupid as they might profess on video.

STOP FUCKING POSTIG THESE GOD DAMN FUCKING SEXY WOMEN SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO FUCKING NOFAP YOU INCONSIDERATE FAGGOT

>>11461057
b-bro who is this looks like a girl i used to know

>>11461691
If you can't handle jezebel posting, you're never going to succeed in nofap. How do you even deal with leaving the house is summer if you can't handle this? Or do you just not leave the house?

>>11461715
It's exactly the opposite, you normie. If I could leave the house and had something to do outside I would never fap. But inside sometimes there's no other way to ward off the loneliness but to fap for one hour to sluts getting a double anal penetration.

>>11461683
I really appreciate how he's tried to grow with his original fan base from when he was still uploading vanilla Amnesia playthroughs. Regardless, I can't stand his content anymore, though. The way he talks is irritating, and I'm not referring to his English language skills.

>>11461691
Pic related

>>11461057
I recommend you stop posting jezebels for they are distracting in the catalog and I am forced to hide the thread. I would unironically be interested in this thread otherwise.

>>11461757
This is the problem with eurofags who try to sound intelligent on /lit/ by using what they believe are fancy words. Just say "I'm not talking about his english skills". It's how normal people speak.

>>11461781
I'm American anyways, you fuck. You're on 4chan's most well-read board, so why do you expect us to write like the retards over at /mlp/?

>>11461818
>I'm American
Makes it even worse.

>>11461781
Are you doing alright man?

>>11461213
Unironically this. Get famous first, then talk about books to sound smart.

>>11461781
>fancy words
>words
>fancy
now thats an american post

>>11461818
Brevity is the soul of wit. American's wouldn't understand.

>>11462590

>>11462590
> water is a hydrocarbon
Fucking Christ.

>>11461715
this

fapping or not fapping is entirely a matter of voluntary decision. As long as you keep blaming anything other then yourself you'll always fail at nofap (and at life)

still, jezebelposters a shit

>>11461537
What would you do with yourself if you were her

https://youtube.com/channel/UCC_YBlirWejLzfmrnzw6RXA

>>11462378
Not him, but I somehow got a blister under my scrotum moving a mattress up a flight of stairs today. I am not doing well.

>>11461057
Shut the fuck up and give me a sauce

Who this

Boobs and round shades.

>>11462787
>>11462844
yulia shuenkova. took 30 seconds lazy summerfags

>>11462590
saved

>>11461057
>jezebelpasta

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /lit/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

>>11463955

>>11462713
Have everyone smile at me every day, let others decide on things for me, know that I am extremely valuable just for existing and find a guy with a good stable income, be extremely submissive and let them do whatever they want with me, set for life and never have to make any decisions or work again

>>11463955
Chill out family

>>11464290
Pretty gay t.bh

>>11464309
Fuck off. At least use an original Jezebel for fucks sake.

>>11461057
Alright kid, I don't who you are or where you live, but that is going to change. Soon. That's right, I'm going to find out where you live and I'm going to fucking KILL you. Why, you ask? Take a look at the picture you attatched to the originel post of the thread. Yeah, notice anything? It seems that you have used JEZEBELS to further aggregate attention to your thread. Big mistake, buck-o. I am going to kill you for many reasons, but the principle one will be this propensity of yours to propagate licentious behavior which is the utter buttress of our society's (and our individual souls') downfall. No no, don't bother trying to delete it, the deed is done. You were dead the moment you attached these scantily whores to your post and filled out the captcha.

You think it's easy being me? You don't know the half of it, kid. You don't know the sort of rejection I've faced. And this is my territory you;re in. I bet you thought you could just come into this board and post whatever you wanted, like /b/ or /r9k/, rite? Wrong. I and many others come here for the specific point of discussing TECHNOLOGY. Read that word carefully, look it up if you have too. And while we were amiably pursing this noble subject of erudition, you came along and decided it was a propitious idea to put a libidinally charge representation of what I, and many others on this board, cannot attain on the front fucking page. You cretin. You sad, dead, little phallus-minded moron.

So in conclusion: prepare yourself. Post whatever jezebels you have left, with the time you have (it isn't very much time). I'm coming for you, bitch.

>>11464290
That sounds comfy. But know that our fate is much, much better if we work hard.

>>11461229
>rub it on my milkies anon, they'll burn :'(

>>11463955
Top notch bait