/lit/ - Literature

>>11459538
“Ma’am put your pants on, there are children here”

>*poot*

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /lit/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

>>11459568
XD

We don't take too kindly to jezebelposters round these parts

Alright kid, I don't who you are or where you live, but that is going to change. Soon. That's right, I'm going to find out where you live and I'm going to fucking KILL you. Why, you ask? Take a look at the picture you attatched to the originel post of the thread. Yeah, notice anything? It seems that you have used JEZEBELS to further aggregate attention to your thread. Big mistake, buck-o. I am going to kill you for many reasons, but the principle one will be this propensity of yours to propagate licentious behavior which is the utter buttress of our society's (and our individual souls') downfall. No no, don't bother trying to delete it, the deed is done. You were dead the moment you attached these scantily whores to your post and filled out the captcha.

You think it's easy being me? You don't know the half of it, kid. You don't know the sort of rejection I've faced. And this is my territory you;re in. I bet you thought you could just come into this board and post whatever you wanted, like /b/ or /r9k/, rite? Wrong. I and many others come here for the specific point of discussing LITERATURE. Read that word carefully, look it up if you have too. And while we were amiably pursing this noble subject of erudition, you came along and decided it was a propitious idea to put a libidinally charge representation of what I, and many others on this board, cannot attain on the front fucking page. You cretin. You sad, dead, little phallus-minded moron.

So in conclusion: prepare yourself. Post whatever jezebels you have left, with the time you have (it isn't very much time). I'm coming for you, bitch.

>>11459538
>>11459541
>>11459564
ake your right hand and grab your chin, now take your left hand and grab the back of your head. Now twist it so it's facing 180 degrees from the starting direction.

Yes, you've just paralysed yourself from the eyebrows down due to snapping one of your vertebrate.

Now you'll have plenty of time to think how much of a degenerate you are for the rest of your life.

Your eyeballs will be constantly dry as you cannot blink due to the self inflicted paralysis. I promise you I'll be there to spit into your eyeballs in order to keep them moist. That's what I'll do for you, then after I get bored of that. I'll sign you out of the hospital and take you out into the country and tip your wheelchair over.

Good luck getting home m8.

>>11459579

mmmmmm i must say, QUITE the ass. really, the shape, the size, mmmm, a model Venus Callipyge, yes, quite. to hear her toot BUT ONCE, I think I would know her fart. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. A bold tone, yes, with plenty of reverb. splendid.

>>11459538
Excuse me, miss, but this is a library and it's finals week.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>11459594
Ahhhh yes
I see you know your joyce well sir

>>11459538
Women are dressing up like retards these days.

>>11459654
retardedly hot

>>11459661
No, you just cant tell the difference because there is no alternative as they are all special but somehow dress the same and wear the same boots.

>>11459674
the only thing that matters about a boot is how high up the thigh it goes

>>11459654
hardest part about getting a bj from a retard is fitting your dick in with all that candy in her mouth