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How sweaty do you think their feet are? Do you think they're wearing socks?

>>11442682
Girls can be so mean

>>11442682
>omg anon? i didn't know you read books, i LOVE books. here, let me see..
>Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo...
>When you wet the bed first it is warm then it gets cold. His mother put on the oilsheet. That had the queer smell.

>>11442707
Lmao

>>11442695
Foot fetishism has been linked to latent homosexuality in numerous studies. The foot has been a symbol of submission for millennia. You like the foot of a woman because you secretly lust for phallic objects dominating you.

>>11442877
I just like to put my mouth and my nose on all of the parts of nubile young ladies. The smells that sweaty teenage girls produce are the greatest smells known to man. I literally got semihard typing this comment

>>11442895
You sound like a virgin faggot. I'm 25 and the bitches I fuck absolutely stink. You know when in doggystyle I can smell shit? I hate women, it's why I punch them during sex.

>>11442682
galen strawson pretty thoroughly btfo'd free will, im guessing he's the guy most women swoon for.

>>11442695
It's okay, he couldn't help it. No sense in making fun of somebody for doing what they were predestined to do.

>>11442877

This. Toes are phallic and closeted homosexuals satiated their cock hunger by "worshiping" womens feet, but in reality they wish they were a mandingo fluffer on a slave galley.

>>11442942
Meant to reply to OP >>11442682

>>11442877
This is possible. However, the image is clearly much less feet-centered than thigh-centered, and makes you imagine the look and smell of their vulgar vulvae, easily accessible in those outfits after you've stopped the time with the camera. One may realize that those, not that young, women participating in stock shoots may be quite accustomed to showing, no, demonstrating their private parts to strangers for a desired effect.

Then you realize it's true for most grown ups, and it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down…

>>11442986
nO IT DOESN'T YOU'RE JUST A PSEUDO-INTELLECT VIRGIN MALE IN HIS MID 20'S WHO HAS MAYBE BEDDED MAX 4 WOMEN IN HIS LIFE AND IS RELATIVELY INEXPERIENCED SO MUCH SO THAT I CAN ALMOST SMELL IT ONYOU

FOOT FETISHISM IS LITERALLY GAY AS FUCK, AND HOMOS ARE FAULTY HUMAN BEINGS

Hey /lit/, /sci/ here. So due to my procrastination, I have to take a GMAT this Friday. I have 3/6 sections down since I’m a math grad, but the English sections had me actually study a bit.
Only one I can conquer is the reading comprehension. I just get so fucking lost in the text and drift away, totally forgetting about the passage. Doesn’t help when there’s 5-6 questions per passage. Especially since I’m timed.
Any tips to git gud in 3 days? I know I will get shit scores and will retake in a few months.

>>11442995
> VIRGIN MALE IN HIS MID 20'S WHO HAS MAYBE BEDDED MAX 4 WOMEN IN HIS LIFE

Is that the “socially acceptable Anonymous from the notorious 4chan website” now? Like, they all can't NOT HAVE SEX AT ALL TOGETHER, can they?????????

>>11443022
DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE VIRGIN
I CAN JUST PICTURE THE LACK OF CHIN

>>11443017
You asian by any chance? If so you may be talking about a congenital defect. Abacus brain with brainletwojak-tier verbal IQ, seen it a million times

>>11443162
White American, brother.
I just lose attention when I’m sped up

>>11442682
it would be a vast improvement if that were what girls made fun of u for.
>and then he sent me this super long text
fixed.

>>11443017
>>11443174
This has to be bait. How can you major in math without spending a shit ton of time reading proofs?

>>11443194
I was never timed. I read theorems, proofs, and formulated my own conjectures/proofs all the time.
But when it comes to these 5/6 long sentence passages about some random shit and I have to read fast as fuck to keep up, I can’t rememeber what I read. I always refer back to the passage and therefore waste more time.
Sentence correction? I got that family. Critical reasoning? That’s basically logic/math. Reading comprehension? JUST

>>11443209
Maybe you have ADHD or something?
Practice as much as you can beforehand.
Slow down and don't panic.

>>11443221
I was depressed shortly after college when I broke up with my gf. The doctor I went to asked me a few questions about my history and prescribed me Prozac and told me I was mildly adhd. So maybe.

>>11442877
That’s possible but I read a study once that said foot fetishes could be explained by bad “wiring” in the brain with the motor control center being too close to the sexual attraction center

>>11442877
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>>11443231
You lads ever think about how -- evolutionarily-speaking -- feet are just deformed hands? Sometimes I just look at them and see disgusting and broken hands. I mean, our toes (fingers) are so impotent though they make things like proper balance and running easier, they could almost be considered vestigial. Half of them can barely move. It's like when a human is born with a vestigial tail, it can't be moved or used for anything, it's aberrant and out-of-place. Of course, speaking of evolution you can't really think in such terms as you could then argue any part of the body is merely a deformed version of its antecedent -- including hands.

>>11443302
Yeah laddy, used to think about that all the time.............................when I was 7 years old.

>>11442924
>the bitches you fuck
Go on
>absolutely stink
Ah I see the qualifier

>>11443393
I blame the absence of sexual education. No one tells kids that they are not supposed to fuck non-human bitches.

>>11443393
>>11443404
NAH ALL BIRDS JUST STINK
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU NEVER BEEN FUCKING A BITCH FROM BEHIND AND CAUGHT A LITTLE WHIFF OF POO? THEN YOU'RE LYING AND/OR VIRGIN

T. FUCKED 50 WOMEN THIS YEAR

>>11443413
ESL-kun, you should write
> fucked this 50 year old woman
not
> fucked 50 women this year

Also, unlike hieroglyphs that are all one size, capital letters can't be used all the time.

>>11443422
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I CAN AND I'M NOT JOKING WITH WHAT I SAID, ITS A PROBLEM FOR ME, I EVEN SEE SPECIALISTS ABOUT IT

ALSO I DON'T CARE FOR AESTHETICS SO I LIKE UPPERCASE AND HOW THEY LOOK JUST AS I MIGHT TAKE PARTICULAR INTEREST IN A SINGLE WORD, ALMOST LIKE I DID WITH TOYS WHEN I WAS A BOY, I WOULD COVET THEM AND PULL IT OUT OF MY POCKET TO TAKE A LITTLE PEEK AT IT BEFORE PUTTING IT BACK INTO THE SAFETY OF MYPOCKET. SOME WORDS JUSTHAVE A BEAUTY THAT CAPTURES ME. I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT UPPERCASE

I'M NOT AUTISTIC

>>11443433
I am hoping you will not overstay your welcome like semicolonfag

>>11443442
I'VE PROBABLY POSTED HERE LONGER THAN YOU HAVE KNOWN THIS WEBSITE EXISTS

>>11443302
Holy fuck fuck you now I feel uncomfortable looking at my feet

>>11442695

Foot fetishism is so silly and milquetoast. Footsexuality is the truly subversive alternative, but it's not for kink-skeptical normies.

>>11442695

If you wish to learn who rules you, take note of whose feet you are obliged to find attractive

shut ur mouth OP

>>11444052

I hope the Dems hire some beauty consultants for pic related

>>11442877
feet are cute tho, anon

>>11442877

Women's feet being attractive remains one of the most powerful memes. Our whole civilization had been built around venerating women's feet, from the cosmetics to the slave-manufactured shoes, to the countless spas and nail salon, all of it driven by a few powerful footsexual perverts and the masses of normies who don't want to be boring titsguys, but for whom feet are nothing special.

>>11442877
What if I want human evolutionary destiny to be knife eared, sleek tailed hermaphroditic cloaka-ovipositor wielding wide hipped and curvy feminine elves with a sub/dom culture?

>>11444062
ONLY IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT
>>11444082
>OUR WHOLE SOCIETY HAS BEEN BUILT AROUND HOMOEROTICISM AND DEBASED BULLSHIT
YOU'RE NOT WRONG

>>11442877
I'm a homosexual foot fetishist (i.e. for men) and for me it's the opposite. The feet are a symbol of the partner's vulnerability - naked, exposed, an exquisitely sensitive part of the body (to temperature, pain, pleasure, ticklishness)

>>11444096
NO YOU'RE INCORRECT AND A LITERAL FAGGOT, SO THERE'S THAT.

>>11442695

Your fake foot fetish is so transparent, Anon. It's ok to just like big butts, even if it happens to be the aesthetics chosen for you by your Masters.

>>11443302
Feet are more noble than primate hands. Feet represent human uprightness, mobility. The ability to stand tall, and explore, and rove, and conquer. Soft and hairless. They are the body part most unique to human beings.

>>11444096

Next time you're typing, pretend you're a lesbian. Some people are triggered by the inferior aesthetics of the male.

>>11444105
Feet were under heavy selection pressure - from fungi to mobility (plains, swamps, swimming). Our toes are semi atrophied.

Damn it. If humans invented civilization later we'd have flippers vs hooves racebait.

>>11444105

BBC is probably the most emblematic human anatomy. Many animals have feet, cute feet even. But only humans have giant disproportionate phalluses as the norm.

>>11444112
>inferior aesthetics of the male
Pitiful. The irrelevant squawking of a woman-loving bug.

>>11444112
Purely platonic ideal beauty for the woman is better, but rarer than that of the man. Though I fail to see any eroticism in the male body - except for the phallus itself. Makes sense given how the sexual selection works.

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>>11444117
Whales too.

>>11444118

This woman could command the attention of a thousand men, just by slipping off her sandals. Alternatively, if a festooned leather daddy sashayed into Ikea, he'd be regarded as a silly aberration. Men would throw themselves into certain doom to preserve a qts feets, but a mincing neghole with an itchy gaping prolapse can't muster any help to save him from buggery.

>>11444144
Women and feet can be amazing anon, but I feel like you're pushing it a bit too far. I see you're a fellow "women respecter" just like myself, but we have to admit some women can be unpleasant.

>>11444144
Bony painted feet deformed by high heels and inherently unwieldy feminine architecture. Crude. The heterosexual imagination is a slave to sexual excesses.

Look at pic related. The everyday longing of a spring afternoon... you're at your friends house. His dress, like his attitude, is casual. You are two good bros, in intimate, candid company. But something about the breathy warmth and closeness of your two bodies in this comfy domestic setting stirs something uneasy inside you... even just glancing at the totally unpretentious comfort of his upright legs and, at their ends, the barely concealed perfection of form tucked snug in those cottony socks... so near, yet so far... you're bothered, distracted by imagining the exquisite fleshy tenderness, the soft vibrance of his bare white feet. How much more intimate would it be, if he were one step closer to Eden's nakedness. There's nothing you could do. You imagine a million ways to pull them off of him, turn it into some kind of game, a wrestle. Such a minute, troublesome piece of clothing! And yet so much would be revealed.

>>11442682
> and then he sent me this super long poem about how much he loves me, haha!

>>11444117
T.city dweller

>>11444161

Still inferior in every dimension, including the intangible, to pic related. Almost every roastie has treasure in her shoes.

>>11442695

Haha can you imagine sending roastie harlots a literal fortune in crypto just so they'll mail you their used gym shoes?

>>11444176
>squished high heels toes
>splotchy patches of callused skin
so this is the power of feminine perfection...

>>11444193
No, that is the true power of the most retarded fetish man has brought to life

Feet are literally disgusting. The only time it is acceptable to unsheathe your feet from your feet holsters (i.e. socks) is when you wash yourself.

>>11443413
I don’t fuck avian creatures you hillbilly chickenfucker

>>11444224
pleb taste

>>11444224
mutt or muslim

>>11444276
muslims don't wear socks for some reason

>>11444176
>>11444193

This anon has a point. I always appreciated the feetsies of /soc/ girls because they were often very fastidious. If someone pointed out foot hygiene issues, the best roasties would do there best to clean themselves up.

>>11444224

I've got red rope for the pederasts, rainbow bungee cord for the queers, but I'm not sure what color rope is appropriate for "footsexuals." Some anons plead they can be redeemed, that they aren't so bad. But they are a breed apart and make no sense.

>>11444373
>le power fantasy man

My biggest phantasy is having my face trampled by some qt wearing dr. martens and pantyhose

>>11444444
I understand you brother.

>>11444444

Praise Kek! I hope you get sploshed like one of Larkin Love's cupcakes

Why do so many men today want women to dominate them, the way they ought to be dominating a woman?

>>11444503
Don't think it's more prevalent then before. The anonymity of the internet makes us more vocal

Feet are meh. Nothing too great. I like them in the context of giantess 'cause she steps on the little guys and squishes them but that's about power stuff, and it's not as good as vore anyway.

>>11443302
I had the exact same thought quite often. Feet are like an ugly bag of bones

>>11442877
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>>11444207
What if I told you that one can like women's feet without venerating them and wanting to have them all over one's face and mouth? It's natural for the male to be attracted to the female's body and being attracted to feet doesn't make any more or less sense than any other part.

>>11444444
nice numbers

>>11444503
Women always dominated men. Gentle, caring girls dominate you in very subtle ways. I get what you mean though, men were traditionally more active/pushy.

>>11444556
>I get what you mean though, men were traditionally more active/pushy.

I'm talking physical, sexual domination, in which any man will overpower any woman unless he's trying to lose (or his testosterone is below 200).

>>11444554
WRONG