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What are some essential books that a 27 year old virgin should read?

>> No.11419177

>>11419173
I also have that image OP, is very good isn't it?

>> No.11419184

>>11419177
It's the only one I have.

>> No.11419186

>>11419173
No books. Just a board >>>/r9k/

>> No.11419193

>>11419186
All they do is bitch, moan, and post porn. I want to read some books.

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>>11419184
Have this one a gift to you

>> No.11419204

>>11419173
How To Get Laid

>> No.11419206

>>11419173
Well you brought up being a virgin so i'm gonna say stop reading for a bit and focus your energy into getting laid. Do you want to be a 40 year old virgin? Clock i ticking my brotha but you can still pop that cherry

>> No.11419212

>>11419206
I'm looking for authors that have the same mindset or someone who would appeal to someone like me.

>> No.11419224

Muhammads Life by Martin Lings.

>> No.11419231

notes from the underground
hunger
steppenwolf


that sort of thing

>> No.11419233

>>11419212
Kafka.

>> No.11419256

>>11419212
Book of Disquiet
Elementary Particles
Mars
The Kreutzer Sonata

>> No.11419272

>>11419212
Schopenhauer 110%

>> No.11419402

>>11419173
depends, is she trying to lose her virginity or does she not really care one way or the other?

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>>11419173
The Bible.

>> No.11419583

Skylark

>> No.11419893

>>11419173
Books cannot get you laid. Women do not care about books.

Female empowerment and masturbatory aid novellas are not literature.

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>>11419173
>>11419177
WHO

>> No.11420063

>>11419571
this unironicly, you are reserved for God now.

>> No.11420065

If prolonged virginity does not at least give you increased erudition then why did you do it? Read Wake Up by Kerouac.

>> No.11420177

>>11420060

OP's picture was lame but this is fucking hilarious

>> No.11420234

>>11420177
WHO

>> No.11420306

>>11419173
The greeks

>> No.11420314

Fools Progress by Edward Abbey

>> No.11420328

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desiderata

>> No.11420335

>>11419212
Diversify your mindset portfolio since yours isn't fucking cutting it

>> No.11420356

>>11420335

rekt>>11419212

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>>11419173

I'd have to say 12 Rules For Life, by Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.

>> No.11420898

>>11420885
Good choice since OP being a 27 year old virgin probably never had a strong masculine role model in his life.

>> No.11420904

>>11419402
> she

>> No.11420945

>>11420898
Too bad Peterson's a basic bitch

>> No.11420956

>>11420945
Which is what OP needs. You want to learn to play the piano? You don't start with Beethoven's Hammerklavier sonata on your first day.

>> No.11420963

>>11420956
Nobody 'needs' Peterson unless you're looking for a bird course

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>>11420963
Say that to my face fucker

>> No.11420978

>>11420963
Don't talk like that about my daddy

>> No.11421132

>>11420898
Did a virgin piss in your cereal this morning? You sound butthurt.

>> No.11421140

>>11421132
Butthurt? How so? OP is the one who brought up he's a 27 year old virgin and it's my observation that the socially inept often lack (masculine) role models.

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>>11419173
>>11419212
>thinks he's a virgin because of his mindset
Nice cope bro, tho it's really not your choice

>> No.11421153

>>11419173
The Will to Power

>> No.11421166

Industrial Society and Its Future

>> No.11421179

>>11419231
>>11419233
>>11419256
>>11421153
These are good, but I would add Confederacy of Dunces and Against Nature

>> No.11421185

>>11420885
I believe that he is the greatest philosoper of this age. Good choice

>> No.11421195

>>11421149

So wait, what if someone is a volcel? Wouldn't that mean their virginity is necessarily linked to their mindset?

>> No.11421228

>>11421195
no such thing as a volcel

>> No.11421244

>>11421228
What about monks?

>> No.11421283

>>11419173
Everything by Michel Houellebecq

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>>11421228
22 year old volcel here. I have been hit on by several women, but I rejected them because I'm literally the worst misogynist I have ever heard about.
Not only that, but I'm technically bisexual, but I hate most men too.
this includes myself

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Just play HuniePop

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>>11421297
Yeahhh that’s hardly volcel. Women hitting on you doesn’t mean you had a genuine shot. This is volcel

>> No.11422518

>>11421297
oh fuck, i just realized this pic is on nedry's computer monitor in jurassic park. jp confirmed for the most /lit/ movie

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>>11419173
https://www.amazon.com/America-2034-Utopia-Jonathan-Greenberg/dp/0999341928?tag=thehuffingtop-20

>> No.11422626

>>11422548
>literally a clinton admin mandate

>> No.11422636

>>11419212
never gonna make it

>> No.11422722

>>11419212
Borges, assuming you can accept your virginity