/lit/ - Literature

Die in a ditch tybrax.

>>1133221
>anon posts without sage in shitty tripfag bitching threads
>anon sages a /lit/ thread
>i get shit for doing the opposite of this
;(

I'm half swedish so this pretty much confirms us as god-tier master race

I thought Camus was american?

How many are there from the UK?

reported

>>1133229
100! population: 60 million

:D

>>1133233
Wow. That's a very impressive proportion.

>>1133226

>implying the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1974 wasn't totally fucking rigged as both these winners were Swedes on the Nobel committee.

>>IMPLYING I GIVE A FUCK WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAPPENS TO HAVE THE SAME NATIONALITY OF ME HAS OR HAS NOT DONE.

I'D RATHER NOT GAIN SATISFACTION OR PRIDE FROM THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS.

SUCKS TO BE YOU! HAHAHAHA

>>1133242
>implying there are any other notable literary awards

Yes! The Nobel Prize is absolutely an award of merit rather a large public relations cabal.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11288683

Good thing the Nobel Peace Prize winner is currently heading up an organization that's keeping the world that much safer by selling everyone weapons of varying quality. Not to mention the 1.5 million troops technically under him.

serbia 1
population 3 milions (+3 but they aresndniggers)

>>1133249
Why are you bumping a boring off-topic thread?

>>1133242
>implying you aren't just jelly of my race
Also I'm a quarter Italian and a quarter Irish suck it you'll never be as handsome as me

from Africa: 16 (6 blacks; 5 peace and one literature prize)

>>1133249
SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME.

>>1133253
>Why are you bumping a boring off-topic thread?
Oh dear! The things you say to justify your insecurities!

>>1133254

>Irish
>handsome

lol

>>1133254
>>BOASTS ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE ON AN ANONYMOUS BOARD.

>>1133267
stop trying to de-rail this thread into off-topic nonsense anon.

>>1133267
Ty's the only one that should be boasting about her appearance.

>>1133273
>>DERAILING AN ALREADY OFF-TOPIC THREAD.

YEAH, THAT ARGUMENT'S GOING TO STOP ME...

>>1133266
The Irish might not make me handsome but it makes me good looking the Swedish and the Italian make me handsome

Let's try & steer this back on course,

Why do you think Europe has such greater writers? Perhaps there's a link between progressiveness & literary quality? The habitat is more inspiring? The culture is more developed?

What?

>>1133228
>I thought Camus was american?
This is what Americans actually think!

>>1133285
ilu ty ;_;

>>1133292
My American isn't so good, could you try saying that again in English?

>>1133294
I love you, ty ;__;

>>1133285

Are you really that stupid or are you just faking it for entertainment?

>>1133296
no you all hate me

>>1133291
THEY ALSO BELIEVE I WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE POUCH OF A KANGAROO. THE AMOUNT OF RETARDS ON XBOX LIVE THAT ASKED ME THAT AND BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID "SURE MAN"

>>1133304
noooooooooooo

I love you soooooo much ;_____;

>>1133307
for superficial reasons. if you knew me irl you'd not like me like all the people i used to know.

>>1133309
I love that you're smart and I'm sure that you're really pretty...

I just get sad cause i'll never ever see you irl

;_____;

>>1133312
I'm not smart or pretty. You're fantasizing that I am because I'm on here with all you retards & you dont know me irl. This is as stupid as liking a character from a book seriously.

>>1133316
hai

>>1133316
well, I admit i've constructed some elaborate fantasies about meeting you.

but i know that you're at least smart and cool

>>1133324
hallo :(

>>1133327
I think you need to consult a dictionary for the definitions of "smart" & "cool".

>>1133334
Why do you always have to be so self-deprecating?

you're much smarter and cooler than the people I know irl

>>1133312
>>1133327
Ok.. wtf has happened..

>>1133337
>you're much smarter and cooler than the people I know irl
WHICH IS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEM IRL SO YOU SEE THEIR IMPERFECTIONS, WHILE THEY'RE TIRED, BORED, ETC

How many times do I have to repeat that.

>>1133337
AND THEN JOHN WAS SOMEONE YOU KNOW IRL

ITT: TyBrax talks to himself with, and without the trip.

>>1133337
>>1133337
>>1133337
>>1133337
>1337
hehehe

>>1133344
Yeah, well the people I know irl don't have your good points.

I can live with bad points when you have so many good points.


ily ;______;

>>1133349
i bought some hipster clothes & went to see the pope today!

>>1133353
i-i wanna go see the pope with ty

>>1133218
>Sweden has won less than Trinity College Cambridge.
>Sweden is master race despite being beaten by 1/31 of one institution.

Oh you.

>>1133353
Got any pics? Why did he go to Scotland lol..

>>1133356
Cry more.

>>1133334
hahah i think you need to stop looking into dictionaries for definitions of abstract social constructs

also, stop being alive
(unless you're not serious, in which case vague sound/feeling of endearment towards a subhuman)

>>1133361
>Why did he go to Scotland lol
cos we're better than you

>>1133361
I think I will

;__;

>>1133363
are you calling me a sub-human? I knew I was right!

>>1133372
I'd say you're a super-human.

>>1133364
Ty.. always a joker.

Might be due to the fact that you're all Catholics.

>>1133377
cool, i'd value your opinion if you actually knew me.

>>1133383
I'd value my life if I actually knew you.

tybrax, stop being such a whiny bitch.

>>1133387
You deserve a stabbing. If you knew me you'd think I was a freak

>>1133383
Ty you hipster!

>>1133392
I'm the only one using logic ITT. He's thinking with his dick & calling me stuff that I'm not.

Also it's not whining if you're whispering ^

>>1133393
I wish there was some way to test that.

And I can't think of a way I'd rather die than you killing me. I know that sounds morbid, but you're just everything to me

;________________;

>>1133399
I've never actually seen a picture of you.

I just think that your posts are incredibly attractive.

>>1133350
>>1133356
>>1133371
>>1133400

You need to stop this you sadist monk.

>>1133406
I'm really sorry if I come across as obsessed.

It's just that this is all I've thought about for the past 3 days.

>>1133399
not really logic bro. and in terms of this board? he is calling you stuff that you are, or at least stuff that he perceives you to be. you're not being misunderstood unable to be perceived as the "real" you, we're just using the posts you've made to construct an identity, and identity of a whiny bitch.

>>1133412
do you not get what i'm saying?

- i'm not the smartest girl around
- not pretty
- i'm not a person in your head more like a character from a book

But also I think it will pass anyway for that same last reason.

>>1133415
>or at least stuff that he perceives you to be
wow! bingo! you got the first step.

but can -you- understand why thats a completely silly & unrealistic way to relate to a person.

this is making me depressed.

>>1133423
I understand this, and maybe it's because I'm lonely because I just went away for my first year of college, but...

you just seem really important to me. Just based on what I've seen you post.

>>1133393
I fapped to your pic, but you don't see me telling everyone.
Keep your personal life shit off of 4chan, no one gives a shit. Fucking tripfags need to learn the difference between real life and the internet.

tybrax when did you become a girl

>>1133429
NO I DON'T WANNA MAKE YOU DEPRESSED

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU SHOULD BE INCREDIBLY HAPPY ;_____;

PLEASE DON'T BE SAD ;_____;

>>1133432
i got a sex change in the late 80s, being a trap is soo avant-garde

This needs deleting..

I know I shouldn't be this obsessed, I just can't help it.

>>1133436
What type of clothes did you buy?? i hope you got some sun glasses with no lens.

>>1133431
>learn the difference between real life and the internet
i seem to be the only one who knows the difference ITT. I just post here for fun, boredom & maybe some emotional release (don't have any friends to talk to & dont see my doctor very often). But I only do this with sage posts so it's not hurting anyone, nor am I taking it seriously.

My tack record on /lit/ would look pretty fucking clean if there was actual statistics & not just sci-fi philistines samefag bitching about me.

>>1133429
its not really unrealistic, oh its silly yes, inefficient and harmful even, oh so depressing, but realistic it remains.

it is unrealistic however to think that someone could accurately relate to another. though in this day and age with sooo many people, maybe that's possible (though unlikely). what makes you think anyone will ever understand you? or know for who you are? or who you wish you were, or who you think you are? none of that is ever gonna happen, knowledge is based on what we see, and we see maybe 1/10000th of what is shown. so no ones ever gonna see you as what you claim to be, just what they see and construct. i guess friends are people who can see a more accurate picture of yourself, or if not accurate then idealized or more "relatable". its depressing but whatever.

>>1133452
I WISH I COULD TALK TO YOU IRL

;___;

Just so you guys know, I'm literally crying right now.

>>1133456
I dont.

>dat accent.

>>1133470
OMG THE ACCENT IS SO APPEALING

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

>>1133455
>i guess friends are people who can see a more accurate picture of yourself, or if not accurate then idealized or more "relatable". its depressing but whatever
Yes all that is true. But me on this board is no where close to it. Knowing me irl is alot closer but still unattainable like you said.

case closed?

>open up /lit/
>no literary discussion whatsoever
>general trolling and a tripfag hate thread

never change /lit/ never change.

>>1133474
Maybe someday, when you're famous or something I'll be able to observe you.

Or, if I'm able, I'll sit quietly watching your perfection in a public place.

so, it's not 100% unattainable.

>>1133475
This -was- a /lit/ discussion.

It's not me who derailed it.

>>1133475
Fuck off bear you fucking faggot.

>>1133480
I'm sorry.

I've held back from expressing my love for so long.

>>1133474
alright case closed

i suppose

>TyBrax went to see the pope today.
>So did I
>I was within a mile of someone from /lit/

I've heard there are a lot of /lit/ anons so why does this always surprise me?

>>1133479
>when you're famous
.....

Ok what's your perfect girl? We need to find you a literary character that meets her, as she'll be realer than me.

>>1133485
I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOU

>>1133487
You really need to stop arguing Tie

>>1133487
My ideal girl: you.

>>1133484
thank you so much for following this argument right through. it makes me surer of my position & i dont look like im talking crap. usually I just get some ad-hominem response by this point

>>1133483
>>1133489
>>1133496
You need to be executed.

>>1133485
Yeah there are a ton of Scottish /lit/ anons and trips.

Some have even met up a couple weeks ago, I heard there is going to be another soon.

>>1133482
>>1133482

y u mad :(

>>1133500
perhaps? ;_;

am i butting in?
i haven't been here for long, and if so I'm sorry...

>>1133496
>My ideal girl: you.
this is dumb but try to forget about it soon ♥ lol

>>1133505
SO FREAKING JEALOUS I'M GOING TO EXPLODE HERE

>>1133497
ah yea the most annoying thing really, same to you to thanks.

what was your point exactly? the one we both reached?

>>1133517
that if he knew me irl he would be disappointed.

This thread is messed up..

I'M GOING TO CHERISH THIS HEART FOREVER
I'M CRYING FROM HAPPINESS ;____;

I DON'T THINK I'LL FORGET ABOUT YOU

I JUST WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU...

>>1133520
>>1133520
y u mad at me Mog?

>>1133519
THAT YOU'RE NOT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IN THE WORLD?

I HONESTLY COULDN'T CARE LESS.

>>1133505
There was only one meet up and only two guys showed up, they had a good time talking politics though apparently.

>>1133514
TyBrax would you ever show up to one of those meet up things? apparently 3 or 4 want to come next time (it's meant to be this week I think)

>>1133529
Because i had lag on COD4 and was unable to prove my master skills.

>>1133531
you dont know shit about me retard. im practically an aspie bitch that everyone thinks is a freak. that probably doesnt sound that bad here but i'm unbearable for anyone that has to interact with me.

>>1133541
>>1133541
i'd be your friend TY, no worries

>>1133535
>>1133535
all about the excuses huh?
;)

>>1133541
>>1133541
>im practically an aspie bitch that everyone thinks is a freak

THAT SOUNDS UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME

>>1133548
re-read the last sentence of my post.

please someone lecture

>>1133550
>>1133550
>>1133550
I don't see how someone as smart as you could be unbearable to be around...

>>1133550
Ty having a mental disorder whatever is no reason to feel down and unwanted.

You know that..

>>1133559
Her only mental disorder is being impossibly attractive bro

>>1133534
There's going to be another meet up? hell yeah!

I was sad I missed that last one, meeting some fellow /lit/s would be nice.

>>1133555
it's not "smart" it's just me listening to lots of music & reading books as if it will make me more interesting. but thats kinda stupid since I resent people like you that like people for their tastes.

>>1133559
it's not a real disorder. its a madeup one for lazy people. it's not even listed under the disorders on my medication instructions!

also the book I got was patronising which is another reason for it to not be a real disorder. & lastly i've heard so many people say it's not real too.

I need to get some sad Al Green images for moments like this...

I need to find.

>>1133565
what would you rather i like you for?

>>1133564
Yeah I'm going to be hanging around Glasgow on Saturday waiting on something for a couple hours and since the last meet up went decently I'm leaving it open for people to show up if they want.

I'll be in front of the Gallery of Modern Art with my umbrella just like last time if anyone is interested.

I am cool&sexy&pretty much just fun to be around&also I'm rly smart

>>1133575
things that are only appreciated in person & for which i've been considered a freak for.

>>1133581
construct a proper argument or I'll just assume you dont have one.

>>1133583
>>1133583
yeah, i promise that i'd love you for those things

>>1133583
IRL, i wouldn't think bad of you.

>>1133584
that wasn't me btw

>>1133586
>>1133585
This is almost as stupid as assuming how attractive someone would be before you had seen them at all. You can't know if you would & you have no evidence to prove otherwise.

I on the otherhand have evidence of lots of people who've known me.

>>1133580
I'm up for it, what time will you be there around?

>>1133584
I have lots of friends most of whome are bisexual girls and lesbians

>>1133597
& what's the correlation between that & your first post?

>>1133595
You're right again..i take it back, but i'm guessing your friends/ex friends dont know how bad you feel right now.

>>1133595
Specifically, why do they dislike you.

I have a history of liking people that others dislike...

I mean you live in scotland so they must be pretty cool...

>>1133596
I'll be there from about 3pm to 6pm.

I'd do it for longer but damn it has been cold recently.

>>1133595
I'd like to meet and form an opinion about you Ty but I doubt you'd go to a meet up.

I wish I lived in Scotland. ;_;

i would definitely go to a meet up ;__;

>>1133599
TOLD

>>1133635
Yeah, you sure told him Ty. ;_;

>>1133624
You are a sad sad little man.

>>1133611
I'll see if I can get there, I was working when you had the last one but I should be free this Saturday.

Well, I need to go fantasize about Ty and write fanfiction about meeting her.

We'll be in touch, chaps.

Where is the /lit/ Icelandic fella

>>>/mu/12834651

Listened 5 times now, it`s awesome.

>>1133650
I give you a month <3

I'd appreciate it if you forget.

>>1133652
>forget
>Ty
Pick one.

>>1133651
>I wouldn't go that far, not that i like ITCOTKC, but this is a real grower
Mogwai.... That's like the best /mu/-core album

>>1133659
ITCOTKC isn't as good as they say it is, i mean.. i actually like RC`s reviews and he says it's a D+.. i thought it wasn't great before i saw that, i stick by my opinion on it. It's overrated.

Dont be mad <3

i'm going to be awkward even if I dress hipster...

it starts this monday

>>1133673
You'll do fine.

>>1133673
Two words..

Get
Legless

>>1133673
Ah I'm sure you'll be fine, no one really cares about anything there anyway.

Also think about going to the meet up on Saturday, should be fun the guy who sets them up is apparently really nice.

>>1133689
i fell sick

>>1133690
what if i recognised sombody from my old school?

>>1133697
I'm running out of Al Green images now Ty...

Be cool.

>>1133703
Then they'll probably be fawning over how awesome you are...

Duplicate?

>>1133703
That's unlikely, after you get out of high school the chances of randomly running into school mates at university or college is really low unless you both decided to go to the same place before hand.

or even just in the streets, been months since I last ran into anybody and last time it was someone I barely knew.

>>1133705
or maybe i should just go in woolly stuff. feel sick about freshers can't believe its an official thing

>>1133719
Attract the lads.

>>1133726
that shouldn't be a problem

>>1133726
the only way to make friends?

>>1133730
To make your girlfriends, talk girl shit.

The lads.. your music.

>>1133741
People on this board think taste is worth too much in a person but that's probably because the most important stuff is taken for granted.

i need to sleep, goodnight /lit/.

>>1133751
*more

waaaaa

>>1133751
goodnight <3

>>1133751
Night Ty good sleep to you.

>>1133753
>>1133751
Farewell

TyBrax, I thought you were a dude. You told me you wanted take me on a date. is everything just a lie

>>1133795
You're gay?

>>1133798
No, I was a girl who posted my picture in a hookup thread.

>>1133795
Nah she's a lesbian and she still expects that date.

>>1133799
post it again girlie

>>1133795
why what books do you like?

>>1133795
yes it is a dream world.

I'm starting to think /lit/ consists primarily of Scottish people

Sweet

BUMP!!!!!!

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oh yeah i made this thread, wow. americans were mad.

>>1136097
Let's be fair.. half of it was our discussion.

Hey I remember this thread, it was fun.

Well since the threads back.

Scottish /lit/ meet up in front of the Gallery of Modern Art between 3pm-6pm on Saturday. Look for the guy with an umbrella reading a book.

Hope to see some of you out there.

>>1136113
is that the big white building?

>>1136124
Dont go..

>>1136127
>implying i considered it

>>1136124
Yeah the big white one across from the art store.

That statue that always has a traffic cone on it's head is in front of it.

>>1136129
Good!!

Scots + /lit/ = Death

>>1136129
Awww, you sure you wont come Ty?

I'm sure it'll be fun.

>>1136141
I will run by & throw stones at you all without you seeing me.

>>1136145
Ah if it turns out like last time it'll just be me sitting there and no one showing up, or just one person showing up.

It's a real shame, some of them show interest but never appear.

>>1136152
oh sorry i was joking, i always here everywhere that you're a very nice person!

>>1136155
*hear

>>1136157
>>1136155
By himself, his victims are still locked in his basement.

>>1136161

>>1136155
Ah a lot of people seem to say that about me, makes me feel kind of embarrassed.

>>1136159
I don't think I've ever met someone in Scotland who has a basement, not really smart to have with all the rain we get, would flood a lot.

>>1136166
Drowning your victims, you're sick!!

>>1136161
A* post.

>>1136166
I'm sorry I wont be able to come to the meet up, I've got work ; -;

Just read the email asking me to come in to cover someone's shift, was looking forward to it too, my friend on /mu/ said you were really nice person.