/lit/ - Literature

>>11336412
This is grimm's fairy tales

>>11336412
I think your gf just finished off some incels from the board. Thank her and buy her a slice of cake.

that’s nice for the sentimental value it holds for you but not for much else

>>11336412
that's really cute, and she's pretty good

I hope she's not as bad at sucking as she is at painting.

>>11336412
brb, killing myself

>>11336412
I would dump her. No, wait- I would kill her.

>>11336425
Hope so. They have a containment board
>>11336430
Personally i think they are bookcover kino. Posted to see if anyone else has custom book cover art too.
>>11336442
Thanks

>>11336417
First one is ugly but this is cute.

>>11336459
>>11336452

>>11336417
I really like this one; the other one looks tumblr-esque, but it might just be me being jaded.

>>11336412
give her the D and never be see

>>11336412
give her the schlong, then move on

>>11336412
smash her rear and disappear

>>11336481
>>11336470
I like this one better too. But, i wonder, why does /lit/ never discuss Poe? He is equally as good a writer as Melville and I think in many places captures "cosmic horror" better than that nigger guy. Is poe just cursed to obscurity and hatred what gives?

>>11336412
prove you ain't gay and run the fuck away

>>11336412
Give her the cock, then away you walk.

>>11336498
>/lit/ never discusses Poe
This is a Longfellow board and I'll duel any man who disagrees

>>11336412
copulate and absquatulate

>>11336412
If her period gets late into the shadows dissipate

>>11336412
creampie and goodbye

>>11336412
violate then migrate

>>11336508
I have never read the man. What should i read by him? Also poe is better at short fiction than poetry (much to his chagrin i suppose)

>>11336412
give her the meat bat and then leave her flat

>>11336412
spread the seed then need for speed

>>11336412
bust on her cooter then catch an uber

>>11336425
and yet like the cockroach i persist

>>11336412
destroy her cunt then restart the hunt

>>11336412
fill up the crack and never comeback

>>11336541
skrrrt skrrrrt

>>11336412
insert the peen and flee the scene

>>11336529
He wrote that Hiawatha poem. Poe and Longfellow had a big dispute because Longfellow got more press and big commissions they were both going for, and Poe was jelly. Longfellow as far as I know just gave no shits, which obviously pissed off Poe. He's good and you can see why the Americans favoured him as their poet, but Poe's stories are better even though they were odd at the time. He's worth reading to fill out your knowledge of canon and American style.

>>11336412
take her to bed the pretend to be dead

>>11336412
Sniff her brapper dont call her after

>>11336412
bruise and cruise

>>11336548
loled

>>11336412
pee and flee

>>11336553
where should one begin with Poe?

>>11336553
I am trying to do just that. People in america are generally ignorant of our own literature. Or at least i know i am.

>>11336412
squirt and revert

>>11336412
creampie wild and disown child

>>11336570
you can get a collected works and start whereever
>>11336572
the feud between the two is interesting to read about. i'm sure wikipedia has you covered

>>11336412
penetrate and defenestrate

>>11336412
ram and scram

>>11336412
make her bamboozle and skidaddle skidoodle

>>11336412
Fist pump her shit tube then back home for game cube

>>11336412
rock her box and change the locks

>>11336412
shoot the jizz and out you is

>>11336581
>start whereever
I am disappoint...you sounded like an expert on Poe

>>11336412
ejaculate and evacuate

>>11336412
blow your load and hit the road

>>11336412
hit it then quit it

>>11336412
suck her dick and you're gay

>>11336412
breed and proceed

>>11336412
blast and past

>>11336412
ram her ass and hit the gas

>>11336633
suck her schlong then say 'so long'

>>11336412
release the dump then forrest gump

>>11336412
sploosh and vamoose

>>11336498
>He is equally as good a writer as Melville
Maybe. He is really good certainly.
>captures "cosmic horror" better than that nigger guy.
Not by an extremely long shot.

>>11336412
release it then cease it

>>11336412
court and abort

>>11336412
splatter and scatter

>>11336412
hide your wiener and pretend you dont see her

>>11336669
I just don't get lovecraft i think but reading poe makes me more interested. How do i cut through the bullshit and get to his best stories?

>>11336412
cum and go

>>11336412
unload your genetic information and leave the nation

>>11336412
fuck her dumb and run run run

>>11336412
wrinkle the sheets and hit the streets

>>11336412
tap her vagay and then say 'nay'

>>11336412
rail and bail

>>11336412
paste and haste

>>11336412
get her all waxy and hop in the taxi

>>11336412
cream and scream

>>11336412
smash 'n dash

>>11336529
Read the novella Kavanaugh. Seriously..

>>11336412
fap and dab

come and go

>>11336744
Thanks. Man this tread turned to shit. /lit/ """"memes"""""

>>11336412
glue her rift and call a lift

>>11336617
you might prefer some stories over others and you might even like his poems more than his short stories. his complete works are worthwhile to dip into anywhere. how much spoonfeeding do you need? try reading any one that featured in the simpsons halloween specials if you're this lost about how do i canon?

>>11336412
seed and plead

>>11336753
cream and meme

>>11336753
it's just some spammer who thinks he's funny. everyone else in the thread seems to read.

>>11336412
yeet and retreat

>>11336412
shoot and scoot

>>11336412
pump and dump

>>11336762
ram and spam

>>11336412
let the semen flow and GTFO

>>11336412
shoot your goo and say 'see you'

>>11336412
butter the bread and play dead

>>11336800
Incel gets triggered and chimps out like a nigger

>>11336412
work out some flab then hit her with a dab

>86 replies, 17 posters
>>11336460
I haven't made them on the books themselves but I like to paint alternate covers for books I like. I mentioned this in a previous thread and when an anon was curious I posted one but the thread died without any more interest. I'm not very good.

>>11336412
empty the sack and dont call back

>>11336806
quite raycis aint ya?

>>11336412
fuck the whore and out the door

>>11336811
I am sure you are better than you give yourself credit for.

>>11336412
flush and rush

>>11336412
penetrate and accelerate

>>11336412
oh and no

>>11336412
procreate and disintegrate

>>11336412
dong and gone

>>11336412
fuck the maiden then 9/11

>>11336412
bring her to bed and fake your own death

>>11336412
say you a grower but never show her

>>11336412
be a cuck and wish the bull good luck

>>11336412
nutt but

>>11336412
marry and divorce

>>11336412
>what do you think
Image related is what I think.

your mums callin, brb

>>11336412
fuck and yuck

>>11336412
stew and eww

>>11336412
vandalize and vaporize

>>11336412
>>11336417
Kitschy in a bad way. Repetitive. She has little talent.

>>11336412
huff and puff

>>11336412
benis and 'who dis?'

>>11336412
hit and run

>>11336412
tap and *snap*

>>11336412
percuss and wait for bus

>>11336412
dick her and nick her

>>11336412
give her the bone then leave her alone

>>11336412
Do her where she poops, then fly the coop

>>11336412
first 'yay' then 'nay'

>>11336412
>>11336417
They look nice OP. I like them

>>11336412
lick her pooper then drive your scooter

>>11336834
simplistic yet beautiful

>>11336412
give dick and noclip

>>11336587
Love this one

>>11336412
fuck and duck

>>11337351
ty bro <3 nohomo tho

>>11336412
break the hymen and go hiding

>>11336412
make her a mother and go undercover

>>11336412
seed and retreat

>>11336412
plow and go

>>11336412
giggity and arrivederci

>130 replies
>23 posters
Really makes you think

>>11337594
suck my dickwont call you back :D

>>11336412
cock her then mock her

>>11336412
give her dick and leave a tip

The Poe one in particular is pretty rad

>>11336412
seed the pooper and delete her number

>>11336412
netflix and chill, see you never she will

>>11336412
escalate and escape