/lit/ - Literature

here here!

Fuck off hypocrite

>>11327355
the quality of female pics on this board is better than any other tho

Christ you made me break my 3 weeks of no fap. thanks a lot.

We should just have a jezebel general and get it all out in one thread.

>>11327406
>being this weak

>>11327396
>>11327406
But see, this is what happens when we post jezebels, if i had posted this thread with an image of anything else you wouldn't be here

>>11327451
This alone should be reason to either fully embrace girls-for-attention posting or completely ban it.

>>11327401
>talks about the quality of female pics
>posts Emilio "Doughboy" Clarkbar

Thanks, now I'm going to have more nightmares about her giant mouth and complete inability to act

I agree. /lit/ is a nofap board.

Can you give me her name or more pictures? I've seen it thrown around quite a lot and I want this (or any similar) thick Asian goddess.

>(user was banned for this post)

>>11327457
But then the quality of the girl in the op would precede the actual quality of the thread proposed

>>11327406
Not true.

>>11327507
https://www.instagram.com/jessicababyfat/?hl=en

>>11327355
sexual decadence makes me sick

Where else would one go for jezebels though? Literature and pretty women go together like salt and pepper.

>>11327457
Who is this? She is perfect.

>>11327607
anyhting goes with pretty women you retard.

>>11327355
>>11327507
P-please

Like all things in nature, sex is a competition and is unmistakably tied to survival of the fittest.

If you're not having sex for long periods of time, nature has done it's job. You're not fit for that sort of thing.

Sage.

Get Back to Reading, boy

Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

>>11327355
Unironically a good idea.

>>11327665
>shrek.jpg

>>11327643
>>11327560

>>11327620
>She
Based

>"Oh dear anon, it looks like you have a bad case of jungle fever. Unzip yourself and we can get started right away on your treatment."

>>11327665
I fully understand what you mean

We just need a biweekly thread to get out all our urges. Then we can go back to normal.

>>11327665
well put, /lit/ has always been above all of this and now the only board without any sort of titilation is /lit/'s autistic cousin /his/

>>11327355
why doesn't my mommy look like that?

>>11327740
It's only a nuisance to the gay posters.

>>11327757
We can compromise on this.
Meet half way, y'know.

>>11327757
On the opposite, the gays are not attracted to women, our boys see a thread with a pretty girl and they can't help but click on it

>>11327687
GHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIVE BLACK GF FUCKTOY NOWWWWWWW

didn't he make a rule saying all meta threads should be directed to /qa/

>>11327665
this is a good addition to the anti-jezebel pasta canon

>>11327822
They removed that rule

>>11327826
i can only remember one other jezebel pasta

>>11327661
>those wide shoulders
>those shitty hips

dont post shit like this plz

>>11327826
Im glad to know atleast someone is keeping track, the original is legit a good writer

>>11327826
the pasta's just encourage people to jezebel post

This thread should be a regular thing

>>11327665
this is true /lit/

>>11327478

>>11327620
it's Ketchum from the US Army

>>11327844
Asians are low tier

>>11327665

>>11327800
they cannot resist feminine power

>>11327728
We need this thread everyday, multiple times a day

>>11327492
You don't really mean that, do you sweetie?

>>11327866
>>11327889
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>>11327892
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>>11327898
This was not the purpose of this thread, this is what im fighting aginst

>>11327355
is it even possible for a man to ever experience the same opportunities given to an attractive young woman?

>>11327906
Just lay down and let the women run the show

>>11327665
true and sad :(

>>11327906
I'm just posting examples of what shouldn't be posted anymore

>>11327907
Is it possible for an old woman to have the same opportunities as an old man

>these are the people you share this board with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OSKt1biG8Y

>>11327907
only if they are more attractive than the woman

>>11327892
i feel weak

>>11327907
Such as?

>>11327907
I guess that an 10/10 Mans life is about as easy as one for an 10/10 female

>>11327906
step aside, kid. this isn't your thread anymore

>>11327389
hear hear

>>11327924
The Future is Female

>>11327892
This would trigger /fit/

>>11327929
but this is /lit/

>>11327607
Does anyone else ironically get really turned off by women deliberately being really slutty and doing all these artificial self-conscious poses? I have a pretty high libido but just a straight picture of an attractive woman is a lot more attractive to me than this same woman or another attractive woman acting like a whore, showing off her tits and ass, dressed up in a bunny costume like this etc. For pictures and videos at least, something in me goes “Ugh, stop being such a slut.” The narcissism and shallowness exuding from them turns my dick off.

>>11327904
Yes sweetie, I really do.

>>11327904

>>11327925
It has been hijacked by some sort of mentally ill tranny

>>11327936
no, just you

Someone post Ben Shapiro's big tiddy sister

>>11327951
Here my man

James Joyce

>>11327957
Oh christ, I needed this so bad.You don't know how happy this makes me. Bless you sir

>>11327917
moving the goalpost: the post

>>11327935
That's not /lit/
That's /g/
She's standing next to a bunch of printed-out code

Nabokov

>>11327964
ha nerd

>>11327866
Good, easier to purge the scum.

>>11327972

>>11327972
>>>/pol/

>>11327967
This is an real Nabokov

>>11327976
Oh shit if you are against degeneration you are automatically the /pol/ boogeyman!

Beckett

>>11327957
Now post the imgur link with her nudes

>>11327980
yes now go back you dumb anti-semite
>>>/pol/

>>11327985
Not even him or an anti-semite just tired of all of this pollution on /lit. Never been to /pol/.

>>11327983
those were vile though

>>11327987
Its board culture. If you don't like it just stop coming here. you aren't going to change us.

>>11327989
oh my

>>11327987
this, this is 4chan's smartest board

>>11327961
No problem, it was my pleasure

The quality of a post should stand on its own, so that's why I agree with OP in this; a ban of clickbait (jezebels) is for an increase in quality of the wholey board!

>>11327995
plesse provide more tempting jewess'

>>11327994
Exactly, we are smart men who love the form of women