/lit/ - Literature

I tak plankit?

I'm too busy.

i'll bee in the fantasea sextion

how did pepe get so fat and stupid

lol this is kinda cute but I’m imagining everyone in this thread actually had traumatic childhoods so they’re trying to role play what their childhood should have been as a coping mechanism

>>11312472
chemicos in da foodz

>>11312472
im nom pepe im apu

>>11312467
i'll be in duh sigh figh secshun fren

>>11312478
is tgere something u want totalk about anon

ill b in de crim sechusn

ill be in deh wrasslin sexshun

>>11312499
>>11312505
this has to be the same poster.

I am in LA so is anyone down to go to the library in downtown; the big one with like 10 floors.

howduh partnuhs do yall know wher ze spageddi wehstern seckshun is? it's high moon and I hav a pewt out to get too. pew pew pew

i wnt to sleep in the libry

can we met up fur coffee befor?

>>11312426
A tux tu fug wymen

>>11312478

delete this

ill be in da fantasee sechshun

Is it pseud to go to a library and pick out a random book on a random topic and read through some of it while writing down notes for memory retention?

>>11312735
yes lmao

I’ll be in da crotocole theewy sekshun

>>11312740
oh okay

>>11312735
no

>go to library with my sister, first time i've gone to this library in years
>get on computer to look for anything good
>start with a longshot, sculpting in time by andrei tarkovsky
>nope, to be expected
>decide to look for some decent short stories
>gabriel garcia marquez
>nothing
>chekhov
>nothing
>machado de assis
>nothing
>alright, kinda sucks, whatever
>check for some more russians
>crime and punishment, gonna read that for school next year anyways so hold off
>gogol
>nothing
>tolstoy
>war and peace, which i own and will read someday
>fine, american novelists
>actually have catch-22 there
>pynchon
>nothing
>nabokov
>nothing
>wallace
>wallace (and nothing)
>just check shelves
>all they have is entire rows dedicated to bad genre fiction and johnathan franzen
>find hemingway's short stories which is neat
>little sister got peter pan and some new kids' stuff i've never heard of
is my library pleb or am i a pseud?

>>11312854
I think your library is pleb

i behaved like a criminal and stole 4 books and proceeded to avoid going there and just buy books from bookstores.


-society

>>11312426
I can't I failed my library card test again.

>>11313399
Penis inspection failure again Anon?

>>11312854
I bet you did something wrong with the search function

>>11312854
You deffo searched wrong if you couldn't even find anything for an interlibrary loan.

Ask a milf/dilf librarian for help you fool.