/lit/ - Literature

>>11293624
The Asian doll look scares me, she looks like she’s more my dick off and then lecture me on all of the stupid shit I don’t understand about the world because my IQ is only 124.

>>11293632
*she’d bite my dick off

Phone posting, so embarrassed

Sage.
Who is your favourite presocratic and why /lit/?

>>11293632
I don't have a thing for asians but I have a massive boner for genuinely smart girls. Pls help.

>>11293638
Empedocles. He had the right intuitions when it comes to the development of life.

What is the point of Mensa? Why would anyone want to be a part of a society of people equally as autistic as you? Is it for validation, as in OP's pic?

>>11293660
What is the point of any social club? Birds of a feather flock together.

:)

>>11293662
Achievement and improvement, I think. Why do people join a chess club? To mingle, of course, but also to get more practice and get better, and also to compete. And the same for a debate club, book club, sports club, etc.

But what is the point of a high-IQ club? There isn't even a common interest. Is it to collectively jerk off about how smart you are?

>>11293660
People jerking each other off.

Ideally I would not only meet such an girl but also become enslaved to her. I am considering doing an open sollicitation with girls on the street as houseman. Have any of you guys tried anything like that? Please share your experiences.

>>11293683
Can I be your slave?

>>11293683
Hey you're the girl from the goodreads thread the other day. Still dropped off the uni ?

>>11293683
Anything on that card that testifies your gender ?

>>11293624
MENSA conducts fake IQ tests, females are not intelligent.

>>11293683
Other than this internet shithole, where do girls like you hang out? I graduated uni a while ago and had no interest in girls as a student, so that avenue is closed to me.

>>11293730
Many study at my uni's private libraries but none I laid ny eyes on so far is even remotely attractive.
All hairy indians, chubby chinese and some retarded looking locals.

Man, and there was this girl that was clearly into me now that I think about it. She seems to have went on to pursue a PhD too.
Why did I have to be such a late bloomer?

>>11293742
I thought about university libraries myself, but I would absolutely hate it if someone interrupted my reading so I've been very reluctant to try picking up girls from there.

Tinder is only giving me dumb-as-fuck sluts.

>>11293624
At church

>>11293624
Hate these disgusting, cake-make-up, fake insectoid gooks

>>11293771
hello roastie

>>11293774
Herro to yu Chang

>>11293766
>religious girls
>intelligent
I don't know how it is in your country but here religious folk trample over each other to kiss mummified body parts of "saints" for "good health and luck".

>>11293771
I agree, there is something very off-putting about the South Korean plastic surgery face.

threw away a beautiful, crazy, highly intellectual girl for no reason and now whenever i see these threads on lit they always make me sad, i know i'll never get a girl like that again

>>11293638
Heraclitus because Neetshee says he's based

>>11293794
>crazy
Dodged a bullet there

>>11293758
Just try to memorize their faces.
You might meet them around town or outside the library if you have more luck than me.

>>11293624
Congratulations! You have once again succeeded in posting a thinly-veiled 'literature' thread with the intention to gossip like a schoolgirl!

>>11293624

Anime.

>>11293808
I just want tips on where to find a smart cookie anon. And by smart I mean at least 2σ (preferably >3σ) above the average.

>>11293706
nah i'm an anarchist
>>11293707
correct and yes, i'm still enjoying my freedom
>>11293715
girl hair. i don't want to bandy my name about
>>11293730
atm, the countryside, cafes, libraries.. and my home. similar for my friends, i think. there's no easy answer i'm afraid. maybe local orchestras and things like that as well, though my local one is full of old people. uni towns are always good.

>>11293683
damn they put your IQ on your id card? savage

Dumb girls are better.

>>11293825
It's still not literature. Go to /adv/
>>11293865
>nah i'm an anarchist
He ain't talkin about political slavery (he wants to suck on your toes). Even if he were, slavery still kinda fits into the anarchy meme

>>11293876
Absolutely not.

>>11293624
What does this have to do with /lit/?

>>11293624
Did anyone bother actually reading that letter? From the paragraph before the bullet points:
>If you pass the test can join the mensa.

>>11293901
Isn't /lit/ the smartest board on 4chan?

>>11293896
Yes. A girl being dumb is cute, which is what girls are for. Being smart isn't cute. It's like if a girl tells you she's a doctor or a lawyer or something. No one fucking cares about your career.

>>11293907
insecurity

>>11293911
Typical response. Feel free to call me a virgin next.

>>11293904
No, that would be /g/

>>11293907
I don't care about her career either (since I can potentially provide for both of us) but I do care about her brains. Dumb girls aren't cute at all.

>>11293624
basically nowhere
there are way fewer intelligent women than there are intelligent men, and that's just a fact that you need to come to terms with
you don't talk to girls because they are intelligent or for their engaging conversations. it would be nice but 99.99% of the time it's impossible
you talk to girls because they are beautiful, because they are cheerful, because they make you feel more important, loved, and needed, because they make life more bearable
if you want intelligent conversations talk to your friends

>>11293918
virgin

>>11293907
>>11293923
Women think men will care about their careers because they are projecting their own desires onto men. Women are attracted to men with status and money, so they think men are attracted to the same thing in women. But of course men don't care.

>>11293624
>>11293683
>girls making insecure threads
Where's that gossip thread poster when you need him the most

>>11293936
For fuck's sake I'm a guy. I don't need lessons into what a guy wants from a woman. I need hints on where all the intelligent women are hiding.

>>11293931
Sure, but what if I want to have smart kids? I'm taking the long-term view here. I'm not looking out for random fun with a "girlfriend".

>>11293865
>girl hair
Such a worthless detail on such a site

>>11293825

>I just want tips on where to find a smart cookie
>2σ (preferably >3σ)

>Can't even figure this out on your own

I don't think they would want to date somebody this dumb.

>>11293937
see >>11293808

>>11293954
Okay anon I'll train you to be a daddy
STEP 1: RAISE THEM YOURSELF
STEP 2: DON'T LET THE WOMAN TOUCH EM
STEP 3: DISCIPLINE WHEN NECESSARY
STEP 4: DONE

>>11293958
It doesn't matter how smart you are if you have no data to process.

>>11293961
What.

>>11293964
You can always process what you already have in your mind. No external world is necessary

>>11293968
>You can always process what you already have in your mind. No external world is necessary

>>11293874
no lol my iq is not 136

>>11293683
>undergrad
am i supposed to be impressed?

>>11293624
tfw no high IQ korean soulmate

Less socialized smart girls are better, or at least the culturally oppressed smart girls.

If you are seriously working towards something in your life, get a chubby bitch who's willing to take over the day-to-day responsibilities of your life while you work.

Intelligent girls come later.

>>11293624
Smart girls rarely make good companions.

Aimer une femme intelligente est un plaisir de pédéraste
-Baudelaire

>>11293907
>>11293936

this. no man cares about the womans career.

>>11294239
based baudelaire

>>11293683
make more videos please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVM8Lxel3MI

>>11293936
desu I'm a man and I'm attracted to rich girls. And it's not because I need the money.

>>11294272

>It's not because I need the money

I wonder why you like them then?

>>11293624
I once went on a date with a woman who was a Mensa member. She wouldn't stop fucking talking about it and how guys would buy her flowers. The date ended with her having ago at me for "insulting her" when I didn't even fucking say anything. 6/10 would probably date again because she was pretty hot.

>>11293683
>>11293865
when are you gonna make more youtube videos?
it's been months since your last one

>>11294236
y?

>>11294370
link to utube acc?

>>11294239
Reminds me of pic related.

>>11294486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atnAagJAMf0

>>11294491
>too
awful image

>>11293907

Imagine being this pathetic lowlife

>>11294544
Kill yourself before you rape someone male feminist

>>11294550

Nice retort you fucking mouthbreather. Never post on my /lit/ again

>>11294564
most cucked post on /lit/ right now

>>11293636
>phone posting
Sad!

>>11293967
i think he's a boomer

>>11293907
X2
If she's really smart she will realize her place

>>11293624
did anyone else here think they were high IQ but as they've progressed through life realised they're average

>>11293683

so.....is this really a 10/10 on /lit/?

yikes

>>11293683
>CTRL + F tits or gtfo
>0 results
What the fuck

Tits or gtfo

If you have an IQ of around 164 or higher, you can join Chris and Gina Langan's Mega foundation.
http://www.megafoundation.org/Ultranet/

>>11294676
>tfw 138 IQ
>too smart for dumb people and too dumb for smart people
is there anything worst?

>>11293683
>all these betas falling for a crossdresser

>>11294654
yes
living while painfully dull and mediocre is a really bad feeling
knowing I shouldn't be envious of beautiful things, perfectly aware that I can never create anything beautiful myself

>>11294568
Pretending to be an edgy teenage anti feminist isn't funny anymore. You aren't fooling anyone with your googled memes and contrived tardation.

>>11294697
welcome to 4chins

>>11294681
Being dumb

>>11293683
rose?

>>11294738
I'm sorry can you try saying that again on this here Chinese cartoon discussion board for mega intellect posts like yours o'lord giant brain?

>>11293961
Thanks for the valuable life advice Dr Peterson

>>11294792
JUST REMEMBER - AND YOU'LL REMEMBER THIS, DISCIPLINE THE YOUNG BOY WITH LOVE, I'M SAYING WITH LOVE. HE NEEDS SO MUCH LOVE IN HIS LIFE FOR BEING A YOUNG BOY IN A SOCIETY LIKE OURS

>>11294654

The opposite actually
Kindergarden through first grade they put me in a special needs class because I didn't "play well with others" Fucking crybabies lol.

Then they took me out of that class when they realized their mistake and was placed in advanced programs through high school.

I wasn't some teacher pet though and I was a chad football player + pothead; so teachers never really liked me and kind of fucked me over with grades. I never really cared though since I had better things to do.

Then went to college where school actually matters for the first point in your life and easily maintained a 4.0 GPA in college + graduated Summa cum laude.

Graduated and started a consulting company that could be going places. My current focus.

Didn't IQ test until fairly recently; but when I did
>156 IQ

Yea. I'm definitely homeschooling any of my progeny. I grew up in a top 5 school district in the entire country (US); and not one of them even tried to unlock my potential. Quick to write off someone if they're athletic, rambunctious, or discuss topics outside their sphere of knowledge. Can't believe my taxes go to those havens of averageness honestly. Teachers are kinda parasites desu.

Oh what could've been, eh?

>>11294528
Can't tell if boy or girl.

>>11294820
that's my fetish

>>11293624

If this test wasn't done in the US;
There is a VERY high chance that it is a counterfeited document.

Asains have 0 qualms about helping their kids cheat (biological parents and the teaching faculty) on standardized and IQ tests.

>Why
China and Korea are the biggest frauds due to the increased scores acting as a tool for global and public propaganda.

Nasty race of people those slants. Play some dirty dirty tricks.

>>11293624
She's really pretty, but her eyes are strange...they make me uncomfortable.

>>11294864
it's contact lenses

>>11294851
The possibility of it being a fake certificate was already brought up (both here and on /sci/ -- that thread has a lot fewer replies compared to this one btw). Who cares? It's not about that girl.

Euro girls are a lot qtr.

>>11294883
>Euro girls are a lot qtr.
naw

>>11294748
yes but then you can be ignorantly dumb and happy

>>11294890
is there even a correlation between IQ and happiness?

>>11294655
>faceless
>high degree of signaling without substance
>10/10
Yep

>>11294886
>naw
Wrong.

>>11294883

>Who cares? It's not about that girl.

It kind of is.
If no one calls them on this bullshit, nearly a quarter billion dollars in funding for college (taxpayer funded) will be allocated to seeking out international students and paying their tuition, apartment fees, and sometimes automobile costs. This funding belongs to the American students who have been paying into the system their entire lives. It is literal theft. Which isn't that bad, because I judge people on their intelligence anyway; but they are instead bringing over literal retarded foreigners while using our money to do it.

Want to know how they find these yellow gems of knowledge? Standardized and IQ tests.
>ya know the one's they cheat on

>>11293624
aye yo mods could you ban these users and trash these threads please? three of the front page threads are gossip threads not even vaguely associated with /lit/ and the spinoza thread is stupid people responding to /pol/

>>11294936
>It kind of is.
Given that I'm not Korean and don't plan on chasing Korean skirts (in Korea or elsewhere), it really isn't. What they do there is their own problem.

>>11294676

>http://www.megafoundation.org/Ultranet/

That is a pretty shitty website for a man of intellect. Hmmmm.

>>11294936
>nearly a quarter billion dollars in funding for college (taxpayer funded) will be allocated to seeking out international students and paying their tuition, apartment fees, and sometimes automobile costs.
wut?

US colleges like foreign students because they pay so much tuition

>>11294955

Are you from the US?
If you are when you graduate high school and get a job. They this thing called "taxes". This actively fucks you over if you're an American trying to go to college but need a scholarship.

>If you aren't from the US
You are at least rationale enough to understand what I wrote, yes?

>>11294966

The US pays that tuition you retard + housing + room and board +a monthly check for spending money.
>read comprehension on /lit/
I thought you fuckers were one of the smarter boards on this shithole.

>>11294973
>Are you from the US?
No, thank God.

>>11294985
you are so so wrong... where are you getting this information?

>>11295008

A more reputable source than you are sweetie.

>>11295034
>International students typically pay full tuition, boosting revenues for schools. They also spend heavily on housing and other goods.
http://graphics.wsj.com/international-students/

>foreign students pay up to three times more than in-state students at public universities
http://www.businessinsider.com/foreign-students-pay-up-to-three-times-as-much-for-tuition-at-us-public-colleges-2016-9

Public universities often use international recruiting to help balance budgets when states cut funding for higher education.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/surge-in-foreign-students-might-be-crowding-americans-out-of-elite-colleges/2016/12/21/78d4b65c-b59d-11e6-a677-b608fbb3aaf6_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.13a717f3099f

>Most of the international students pay for their American education, which is the most expensive in the world, with personal or family funds.
https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/11/globalization-american-higher-ed/416502/

I can't believe I did that.

>>11295074

Hahaha yea, thanks for doing the digging for me though anon. Baiting with a specific desired outcome is not an easy thing to do. So I'm glad this worked out for both of us.

No hard feeling. =]

>>11293624
does anyone else think this is shopped from 136 iq, the 3 and the 2nd 9 on 99% look suspect

>>11295162
i thought the 9 looked suspect

>>11293624
Don't know but I wish I was more intelligent. Being average is pain and you feel slow if your interests are intellectual. If I could at least know someone of high intellect in my area but that is not possible for a lower working class like me, he/she would probably got bored with me anyway. At least I can afford some books and will receive my plato soon. Reading through screen is pain and many ebooks have bad translations or format.

What I know from psychology is that in average men are more intelligent and there are also more intelligent men around but also more mentally retarded. Women are mostly average so it is rare. If you find this rare person, she will probably have many more interesting people to talk to and some goal you probably can't or don't want to pursue.

You don't want a highly intelligent girl, and certainly not a career girl. Women like >>11293683 become the most univocally neurotic burnouts that will make your life an absolute manic depressive hell. That counts for stupid but cultured girls, "art girls", the whole spectrum. Get yourself a modest girl with a fair head on her shoulders and good values and you'll be a happy man

>>11295608
a modest girl is boring and they always talk about dumb shit nobody cares

>>11295162
Considering Mensa lets you buy whatever score you want I wouldn't consider any of it real.

The only good smart people are the practical ones otherwise its just a waste. Hegel and Lacan both had an average IQ and both accomplished way more for science

>>11295675
>lacan
>science
wut?

>>11293787
tfw there are people who live in a society where it's considered normal to buy your daughters plastic surgery when they become teenagers

>>11293887
>(he wants to suck on your toes)
Yes exactly it's like you read my mind!

>>11294654
https://youtu.be/Kcjfi8oNQY8

>>11295842
>normalfag problems - the video

>>11295810
>that pic
Thank you

>>11296011
haha I saved it too

>>11296011
Ugly dyke.

>>11293624
>intelligent girls
The only intelligent girls are the ones who married early to rich men while evading pre-nups.

Seriously, if I was a woman who was growing to maturity post 2008 crash, I would plan my entire life around getting a husband who was part of the elite. Put the effort in at school to get good marks to go to a University attended by well connected men, keep myself chaste and physically fit, and work on charm and social grace.

The world is rapidly becoming a libertarian nightmare, with a tiny global elite supported by a disenchanted technical class lording over a huge mass of literal peasants. If you are outside of that elite, you either a. spend the time trying hard as fuck to become part of the pet technical class or b. as a woman, marry into the elite. Any other option is a sign of being stupid as fuck, which is why I will never term a woman as being intelligent if she never marries into the elite (or, in very exceptional circumstances, becomes part of the technical class which supports them).

>>11293683
OG is an anarchist?

Sweet.

>>11296100
Ugly dyke.

>>11293683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmNaGUf5xY4
damn that other anon was probably right

>>11293638
Democritus for his sense.

>>11293624
At high social status soirees.

>>11293624
Her eyes scare me

>>11296516
contact lenses

>>11296048
>>11296011
You're welcome.

>>11296093
You'd have to have a kid with him as an insurance policy in case he dumps you for a younger broad.

>>11294236
>>11293907
>>11293876
>Dumb girls are better.
It's been proven children are much more likely to inherit intelligence from the mother.

>>11293766
I wish

>>11294528
everyone links my first fucking video, yeesh.
>>11294370
oh, i'll get round to it. i have more time on my hands nowadays, after all. and i'm reading a damn good book at the minute.

>>11293907
a guy typically only cares about a woman's career if it indicates some kind of relationship bonus
e.g. teacher (more affectionate parent)

>>11293865
Holy snap. I remember you. A few of the regular UK people on tinychat used to crush on you pretty hard and talk about you a lot actually back when that was still a thing.

/lit/ is filled with highly intelligent grill anarchoprimitivists with STEM degrees and lesbian life partners. it's why /pol/ hates us. i think we're jewish and black when it's politically convenient too, but that's just in US hours.

>>11294568
You are the reason why anonimity is a double edged sword. Fuck you shithead, if i knew you irl i would ostracise/murder you for your poisonous tongue

>>11297205
argh no way, i honestly thought /lit/ had forgotten me. oh well.

>>11297231
no you're still on the shortlist for our youtube gf. when carli gets out of the nunnery her mother has probably shipped her to, you might have to mudwrestle over the crown. i'm betting on you, because ballet dancers are no good in the wet. on oxfordgirl!

>>11295608
>Women like become the most univocally neurotic burnouts that will make your life an absolute manic depressive hell.

Where are you getting this? Most of the women in my grad program seem to have pretty normal relationships.

>>11293825
>I just want tips on where to find a smart cookie anon.
Try applying to graduate programs at Ivies, Oxbridge, MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, etc.

I'm not being sarcastic. I didn't think I would get in, but here I am. You just gotta try hard enough.

>>11297231
You never really knew about the /lit/ tinychat? It was a thing a while ago, I honestly can't remember how long though. Yeah, there were at least two or three UK regulars and I swear at least one of them knew you somehow, that or they were a Londonfrog level creep who was stalking you.

>>11297268
>want tips on where to find a smart cookie anon.
>Try applying to graduate programs at Ivies, Oxbridge, MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, etc.
Not him but easier said than done. What is your background? Tell us more about yourself and we'll probably see how you got into one of those programs.

>>11297217
>Well I'm so much better than you because I'd actually murder you!
lmao you couldn't hurt a page on a book, cuck.

>>11297311
not him but.. well, oxford is not so hard to get into. you don't have to get especially good grades. i got good gcses (shit by oxford standards) and got in because of the entrance exam (which i didn't even prepare for.. i am still ashamed of this) and the interviews. i had three. for non-stem it might be different. they don't care much about what you are on paper, in my experience, though it may depend on the college. the interviews are literally just testing your ability to use new information, solve new problems, and to use help from the tutors. there's no charm to it. one kid on my class is so autistic he can't even have a conversation. so the whole rich kid thing is a bit of a myth. my dad stacks shelves and my mum photocopies crap for teachers.

>>11293961
Why do you need a step to state that you're done, isn't that a bit redundant anon?

>>11294738
God I wish that (You) was me.

>>11294738
Source?

>>11294738
>Pretending to be an edgy teenage anti feminist isn't funny anymore
It will never stop being edgy or funny until feminists learn to take a fucking joke. If the simple, incontrovertible truth that women are not equal to men continues to raise the heckles of some moronic bourgeois journalist and her horde of pet idiots, then so too will being a chauvinist never stop being funny.

By not dropping out of college.