/lit/ - Literature

>>11264244
my phone number desu

>>11264248
Didn't you hear? She's been fairly depressed, she doesn't need more disappointment which is what the moment when you drop your pants would inevitably manifest itself as.

>>11264257
wow you are hilarious, i hope one day a girl will look past your disgusting features and give you a chance.

>>11264244
Congratulations! You have once again succeeded in posting a thinly-veiled 'literature' thread with the intention to gossip like a schoolgirl!

>>11264263
kek stay mad needlepeen

>>11264257
calm down nigga it's not like the woman in question exists

>>11264265
alright recommend me a book.

>>11264275
my dick desu

think I'm leaving this place

>>11264302
good
fuck off pleb

Siddhartha by Herman Hesse is a good one.

>>11264244
First 4 books of the New Testament. Helped me through depression.

>>11264244
Les Miserables.

>>11264244
This also, but ONLY IF she's an experienced, fast reader. The book is very long and is very depressing at times, but the ending is very optimistic and good.

>OP spergs out at a meme reply and proceeds to get memed on
all in a days work

>>11264545
>unknown authorship

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>>11264244
Battle Mage

>>11264679
Most of the shit in this book is based on chakra anime nonsense. Use only for the sweet laying positions, rest (especially sitting positions) are dog shit garbage for dirty Hindus

>>11264244
A lot of my depressed friends say they want to read this one.

>>11264723
Even after an incredibly excruciating struggle, everything goes back to normal and no victory has been claimed. A harsh, depressing novel, expressing a cornerstone of the human condition: nothing matters.

>>11264723
No idea why though, I already read it and dont think much of it to be honest, if anything it isn't good for depressed people, as the old man fights with the fish for nothing in the end.

>>11264428
I dont know, this one made me sad sometimes. I don't find it a joyful book

is this the next iteration of "asking for a friend"

>>11264244

>Garrison Keillor 'Lake Woebegone'
Homely small-town vibe, funny in an unspectacular way.

>Jerome K. Jerome 'Three Men In A Boat'
Victorian England, which might not appeal, but very funny if you get into it.

>Helen Hanff '84 Charing Cross Road'
Quiet tale in epistolary form, a woman in New York and a bookseller in London. More-or-less a true story, I think. One for bibliophiles.

>Gaiman/Pratchett, 'Good Omens'
Angels, demons, The Omen & the end of the world, but you know it's all going to end OK.

>>11264679
literal recipe for pretty good spicy lemonade in this

>>11264244
Italo Calvino books. If On a Winter's Night a Traveler is lighthearted and sweet while still being interesting.

>>11264727
What you are describing is a depresion

>>11264931
Yes, exactly the sort of thing OPs girlfriend is trying to avoid

>>11264244
Madame Bovary is pretty effective for depressed person

>>11264244

>>11264268
this

>>11264244
she needs some Tom Robbins in her life
he loves women
give her some of that

>>11264244
Hitchhiker's guide is the last thoroughly 'feelgood' I remember reading

Thank me later

>>11264244
I refuse to believe in female depression. Why would one get depressed, being such a shallow creature?

>>11264244
unironically The Stranger

>>11267168
>the gentle indifference of the world
yea, not 'feelgood' by any stretch. Great book though.

>>11267011
>I refuse to believe in female depression
What in the hell is wrong with you people? Even if this was sarcasm, it's in a very bad, immature taste.

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>>11264244
Forgot about this one. I never finished it, but it was real feelsgood down to the core. Tom Sawyer was something like this too, but Huck Finn was much much better.

>>11266978
Fuckadayou.

Can anyone seriously not make a proper chart of this?

The Alchemist

>>11267204
womyn meme "depression' isn't real depression, fuck off normalfag

>>11267476
>womyn meme "depression' isn't real depression, fuck off normalfag
I thought kids aren't allowed into adult boards. But I guess when there's no room left in either /b/ or /pol/, your like must walk wherever you can spew your tarnish.

>>11267476
Chemical imbalances are chemical imbalances regardless of sex

>>11264244
Dunno about wholesome, but The Dud Avocado by Elaine Dundy is a fun read. Light and charming and nothing serious happens to its heroine. It has a happy ending.

>>11267767

this hasn't died, yet?

>>11264268
God i love this place haha

>>11267925
Hahhahaha yes it's epic friend, did you take a screencap to show the others on reddit?

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>>11264761
thank you all ill give her some options