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>walk into library
>look for ayn rand
>no ayn rand
>ask assistant for 'ayn rand - the fountainhead'
>looks at me as though i told her i raped her nan and loved every second of it
>tells me she hasn't heard of ayn rand and smiles as though she just told me she raped my nan and she loved every second of it.
>walk off
>go get 1984
>sit down to read
>opposite
>motherfucker
>reading twilight, with the fountainhead in their lap.
>mfw

>> No.1124542

SHUT THE FUCK UP

WE GET IT! PEOPLE HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT RAND!

JUST STOP ALREADY.

>> No.1124544

>Wake up.
>Listen to some music.
>get on with my daily routine
>listen to more music.

ok.

>> No.1124558
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>>1124542

>> No.1124561

>walk into borders
>ask for book
> attendant shows me book
>buy book
>go home
>read book
>u mad

>> No.1124568

>walk into lit
>gay thread is gay
>I post because I'm a flaming homosecks
>OP rapes Ayn Rand
>She likes it
>???????
>Gayness

>> No.1124581 [DELETED] 

lame troll

reported

>> No.1124591

>Woke up
>Fell out of bed
>Dragged a comb across my head
>Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
>Looking up I noticed I was late
>Found my coat
>Grabbed my hat
>Made the bus in second flat
>Found my way upstairs
>Had a smoke
>Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

>> No.1124616

>wake up
>go to borders
>ask for Satanist's Bible
>cashiersfacewhen.jpeg
>try to explain that i'm just interested in religion and crap
>she wont believe me
>they dont have it anyway
>leave, go to Pulp Fiction and buy Lovecraft

Anyone from Brisbane, Australia here? Pulp Fiction is a god-tier bookshop, if not a mite expensive. Met Dylan Moran and Patricia Cornwell in there once. Not at the same time, that would be weird.

>> No.1124614

>>1124591
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i read the news today oh boy

>> No.1124619

>>1124616
Dude I just moved to the Gold Coast and there's only shitty QBD in here, must check out Pulp Fiction in Brisbane.

>> No.1124638

>Woke up in the morning.
>Felt like P.Diddy
>got my glasses
>head out the door
>hit the city.

>> No.1124644

On another note is Ayn Rand readable in English if it's not your first language? It's not translated in mine.

>> No.1124649

>>1124644
I wouldn't know about that - probably readable

but enjoyable no

>> No.1124667

>walk into bedroom
>aw geez the cat took a shit in here
>clean it up and spend the rest of the day harassing people on an anonymous imageboard

>> No.1124681

>>1124568
>>1124561

thank you, internet peons, for brightening my day

>> No.1124683

>>1124638
>>1124638

>woke up in the morning
>felt like Queen Lizzy
>grabbed my bomber jacket
>as it looked quite chilly
>brushed my teeth with a bottle of rum
>asked a girl to leave my house.
>she was acting all dumb.

>> No.1124727

inb4 west philidelphia