[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 13 KB, 640x712, 1476215086590.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11203634 No.11203634 [Reply] [Original]

>reading a book
>"woah anon, you like to read? let me suck your dick."

>> No.11203641
File: 24 KB, 495x619, 1513202418091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11203641

>"woah onii chan, you finished reading Infinite Jest"?

>> No.11203651

>reading portrait of the artist as a young man
>"woah anon, you like james joyce? let me fart in your face"
;)

>> No.11203685
File: 208 KB, 807x935, 1525980887408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11203685

>finally digested the oeuvre of Hegel thanks to a 5 minute video

>> No.11203715

>>11203634

>excuse me, is that suttree

>thought so

>looks as though you've almost finished it

>you're *re*-reading it? wow

>are you like a professor or something? but you're too young

>i'm sorry I don't want to distract you but I - I just wondered if you would help me prepare for a seminar next week

>i'm sorry i know your time is probably really valuable but i would be *so* grateful

>let me just give you my number ok? i don't want to seem pushy or anything

>haha i guess i do seem pushy

>look here's my number

>we can talk about mccarthy or... anything

>> No.11203720
File: 152 KB, 1000x646, bloomupset2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11203720

>"Woah anon, you like to read? Have you finished the entire western canon yet? No? Oh..."

>> No.11203727
File: 55 KB, 1000x645, 0412_waters-01-1000x645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11203727

>>11203634
>t. John Waters

>> No.11203736
File: 14 KB, 255x221, 1485876242341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11203736

>>11203727
way to ruin a thread retard

>> No.11204257

>>>/r/thathappened, the thread

>> No.11204272

>>11204257
go back
i know you're ironic; i don't care

>> No.11204315
File: 161 KB, 686x478, Screen Shot 2018-05-24 at 12.21.59 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11204315

>> No.11204320

I actually did get blown in prison once just because I was reading a book.

>> No.11204323

>>11204320
Was it worth it?

>> No.11204354
File: 73 KB, 249x249, D0F303E9-0625-4ADB-BF6C-B3448DA73ADB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11204354

>>11203715
Mfw reading suttree now

>> No.11204696
File: 8 KB, 241x228, 1431079707393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11204696

>>11204320
by a male?

>> No.11204711

>>11203641
>that picture

Do thots take pride in being soul-sucking mindsinks?

>> No.11204756

>>11204696
Yes, several.

>> No.11204781
File: 50 KB, 255x204, 1464223474981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11204781

>>11204756

>> No.11204820

>>11204756
That is the /lit/ lifestyle

>> No.11204824
File: 260 KB, 563x542, 1654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11204824

>"Wow anon, are you reading poetry? You must be sensitive and mindful. Please come and make sweet tender love to me and show me the wonders of true passion"

>> No.11204830

>>11204756
hot, desu

>> No.11204871
File: 331 KB, 1080x1349, 1524783093093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11204871

>Reading a Jay McInerney book
>qts come up to me and ask to buy me dinner
>light a cigarette and walk off into the cold night instead
pic related, one of the cuties

>> No.11204872

>>11204756
Rimbaud would be proud, anon, great job.

>> No.11204973

>>11204871
I didn't think it was possible to more based. Now I'm wrong.