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>be me
>be ugly beta loser nofriends autist, with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party
>wake up at noon
>somehow slept for 11 hours despite yesterday having coffee, a large McDonalds binge, ice cream, pepsi max, Oreos and feeling fatter and more bloated than ever
>went to the gym and had best workout for a long and now feel good
>went in to central London
>walked through south Kensington and Hyde park
>saw lots of rich, attractive people and many Porsches, Teslas, and a Ferrari plus embassies, Imperial College
>Hyde park looked like a desktop background
>thought how absurd Brit/pol/'s advice is "Just move out of London to work in a call centre in Coalchester upon Carling!"; see the irony in the fact that if they saw how ostracised and demoralised I, as a "Paki" am, they'd regain their faith in London
>saw a girl reading a book as she walked; thought, "Teehee! I just luv books!"
>saw a homeless girl; thought, "Teehee! I just luv being homeless! Rats, pigeons, the list goes on!"
>now drinking coffee while wanting more McDonalds
>thought my fatness yesterday caused an epiphany that would cause me to give up coffee and junk food; maybe I've given up the junk food but not fast food; the main thing for me to do is work on productive things in my spare time, not focus on shit to avoid

I deleted all my sad Pepes during last night's false epiphany so I'll post picrelated instead.

>> No.11146384

Where can I subscribe

>> No.11146447

You will make it

>> No.11146470

>>11146362
do the west highland way

>> No.11146566

>>11146447
nobody has ever made it

>> No.11146605

>>11146362
Do you actually wish you were the people in this picture? They look stupid as fuck.

>> No.11146616

>>11146362
What has any of this got to with literature, you pathetic fat fuck?

>> No.11146637

>>11146362
>tfw being binge due to stacy

>> No.11146672

>>11146605

it's hilarious how I can 100% accurately imagine what you look like judging from your post

>> No.11146688

>>11146605
>t. fat ugly loser

>> No.11146778

>>11146605
More attractive people are objectively smarter according to all tests. If you have good genes you likely have them all over

>> No.11146796

>>11146605
pure ideology

>> No.11146802

>>11146605
Attractive people can afford to look stupid. You can't.

>> No.11146812

>>11146802
>>11146796
>>11146778
>>11146688
>>11146672
Virgins

>> No.11146814

>>11146812
True, and?

>> No.11146822

>>11146672
>>11146688
>>11146778
>>11146796
>>11146802
Holy shit, never expected this level of autism from /lit/. It's not that they aren't conventionally attractive, its that they look dumb as fuck with their retarded swept back hair and squinty eyes. They look like ken doll tryhards and are completely unaesthetic.

>> No.11146828

>>11146778
This. Stop pretending you’re smarter than them would be your first self improvement.
Second would be to stop getting most of your guidance from ugly betas.

>> No.11146830

>>11146822
So mad

>> No.11146835

>>11146822
>its that they look dumb

They don't, you just tell yourself this out of resentment

>> No.11146845

>>11146814
Stop being a loser faggot on 4chan of all places

>> No.11146851

>>11146822
pure ideology

>> No.11146859

>>11146822
Yeah the autist surely isn't the guy who - immediately upon seeing attractive men - starts showcasing his defense mechanisms

>> No.11146872

>>11146859
>>11146835
I'm actually amazed at the backlash. I never said they aren't attractive, it's just they've spoiled it with their ridiculous fashion and grooming. If you think that hair looks good please seek help.

>> No.11146880

>>11146812
Struck a nerve?

>>11146822
>>11146872
We all see four conventionally attractive men. You felt the need to put them down somehow out of insecurity. Sure you can try to downplay it however, but yeah, it's obvious.

>> No.11146888

>>11146880
Virgin

>> No.11146894

holy shit, purge all incels and pro-chad counterjerkers, you're all retarded

>> No.11146897

>>11146894
t. incel on damage control

>> No.11146903

>>11146888
Project all you want, bro, I'm not the one needing to hate on some random dudes as an ego self defense mechanism.

>> No.11146907

>>11146872
I'd love to have their hair. Literally nothing wrong with it

>> No.11146908

>>11146897
t. virgin

>> No.11146913

>>11146897
Imagine being so insecure you constantly project your lack of sexual success on random people on a Cambodian trading card discussion forum. Also reported this gay thread, not literary.

>> No.11146917

>>11146872
Stop pretending like you aren't an /r9k/-tier loser

>> No.11146918

>>11146903
>not denying your virginity
It's ok tbqh, things get better when you get a bit older.

This is also why you shouldn't be posting on this board if you're ~20 yrs of age. You have much to learn about life, young tadpole.

>> No.11146929

try taking loads of drugs and being the British Tao Lin

>> No.11146934

>>11146929
>join a sinking ship
Tao Lin has only become the drugs lmao guy because his own career went to the dogs

>> No.11146943

>>11146917
So anyone who thinks someone that attractive nevertheless looks dumb is an r9k tier loser? alright man. Go browse lookism or something and stay off /lit/

>> No.11146952

>>11146943
Go rinse out your piss jars

>> No.11146965

>>11146943
>So anyone who thinks someone that attractive nevertheless looks dumb is an r9k tier loser?

What other reason would you have to believe such a thing when all statistics show that guys who look like that are significantly smarter than the average person
The only answer is deep seething coping

>> No.11146978

Please stop ruining londonfriend's thread, with this all this normie noise

>>11146362
Descrbible your epiphany

>> No.11146981

>>11146965
What reason do you have to believe intelligence correlates to aesthetic sense. Most people just follow trends hence why all the people in that pic look similar.

>> No.11146986

what the fuck is the guy with the tiger hat doing? Is his feet just in the fence like some ninja? is that even possible for chad to do, having such perfect balance?

>> No.11146995

>>11146978

>> No.11146998

>>11146965
>What other reason would you have to believe such a thing when all statistics show that guys who look like that are significantly smarter than the average person
incel autism at its finest folks

>> No.11147005

>>11146998
Its the exact opposite. Bringing hard facts to loser """wisdom""""

>> No.11147013

>>11146995

>> No.11147015
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>tfw life is entirely governed by physicality and things like religion and philosophy are just a means to cope with this through adopting an ideological framework that justifies one's inferiority

>> No.11147026

>all this chad cocksucking

honestly expected better from you guys, you know just because someone is attractive doesnt mean they are better than everyone uglier in every other respect as well.

>> No.11147032

>>11146778
they’re not at all, this is meant to suggest they guarantee above 90 iq, the aveeage ugly person has a low iq, they don’t have high iq, the best looking people in school were never in the top 10% of academic achievement. stop being a slave, its absolutely not true, just looking at most geniuses its not true.
>>11146835
they do look low iq, they all look like i could convince them i was a drug dealer without trying and get them to front me money to pay them baq
>>11146894
this is the only way. in the middle path we find peace

the chads look like idiots, the blonde has good style. the rest seem like they’re barely sentient. if you reflexively defend people for being sexy you are subhuman.

>> No.11147036

>>11147026
>you know just because someone is attractive doesnt mean they are better than everyone uglier in every other respect as well.

Statistically they literally are though

>> No.11147041

>>11146918
So you claim to be an oldfag, yet still felt the need to shit on four clearly attractive guys?

LOL

>> No.11147048

>>11147032
>the best looking people in school were never in the top 10% of academic achievement.

Yeah because they don't need to be you fucking idiot. They're busy having friends, lovers and enjoying their life

>> No.11147053

>>11147026
>mfw when the incel losers finally experience not having their cocks sucked by fellow pathetic subhumans on 4chan

Loving every laugh

>> No.11147055

>>11146978

It was just that I had to immediately give up junk food, fast food, and coffee. But I've had coffee and I'm at McDonalds right now. I don't think I'll have ice cream or chocolate.

I've also seen many Staceys today and I am demoralised due to this

>> No.11147056

>>11147032
>it's not true it's not true it's not true stop stop stop AAAAAAAAAAH
lol

>> No.11147057

>>11147026
Only person getting attacked was the insecure virgin trying to cope who shat on them in the first place.

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>>11147026
True, but if we were attractive we wouldn't need to be better at other aspects

>> No.11147068

>londonfag creates threads every day
>never replied to my posts

>> No.11147077

>>11146362
Hey i like your conclusionvery much. Don't focus on things you want to avoid but rather on the productive things you want to do

>> No.11147080

>>11147048
like you, right? lmao

>> No.11147097

>>11147068
Londonfrog is a discarded treasure
I tried to live a day like londonfrog and it sucked, so who knows maybe his life really is shit
>why doesn't he just do the "No Longer Human" route and write a "Novel" about his life?

>> No.11147098

>>11147057
do you dress like that? you should pop over to /fa/ and post fit i'd love to see your style bro LMAO

>> No.11147099

>>11146362
Shit, I remember seeing a sad looking fat paki as I walked through Hyde park today, was that you?

>> No.11147105

>>11146362
That dude in the front is noticeably less attractive than the other 3.

>> No.11147108

>>11147080
Of course not. Unlike the fair people I have to work overtime and amass cultural capital like a greedy Jew.
All so that hopefully I can compensate enough to attract a beautiful woman so my children can just enjoy life instead of toiling in the ugly pits like me

This is why geniuses are so weird looking on average, its not that they were the smartest people in history, far from it. They were just the people who were smart enough to be able to over achieve their way into being accepted as a human being

>> No.11147111

It’s not that hard to look like that.

First step: go to the gym and workout.

Second step: get hyaluronic acid fillers to get a defined jawline, erase and smooth expression marks and wrinkles and define the cheekbones.

Third step: buy sunless tanning creams and use it every week to get a healthy color .

>> No.11147113

>>11146362
>asymmetrical faces
>bad haircuts
>shit grooming
>those fits
imagine looking that shitty lmao

>> No.11147115

>>11147105
Lens distortion

>> No.11147122

>>11147098
/fa/ are incredibly dorky and bad taste

>> No.11147133

>>11146822
/lit/ is retarded. You're right, they look like children. Ignore the Americans replying to you, who can't comprehend the notion of looking after themselves in regards to fashion/hygiene.

>> No.11147141

>>11147098
Fine, but you post first lmao

>> No.11147146

>>11147056
its not true at all, and is absolutely false at the upper end of the bell curve. Intelligence is associated with heavy mutational load and schizophrenia among other neurological disorders as well as depression; attractiveness is associated with high seratonin tone and low neuroticism. So, you’re wrong.

>> No.11147147

>>11146872
That’s the hair literally all good-looking people get because it’s actually works to enhance aesthetics. It good to showcase the shape of your face and draws attention to your cheekbone and naturally your jaw, it reduces the possibility of awkward hairlines and always looks clean. It’s an easy fix for hair aesthetics. That’s why it’s incredibly common amongs models and actors.

>> No.11147159

>>11147041
That wasn't me, and not necessarily my position.

I am just giving that youngvirginanon my advice.

>> No.11147203

>>11147146
>stoooooooooooop please stop

>> No.11147213

>>11147203
I'm not really posting ITT but everyone reading understands you as the idiot here.

Just supersaiyan

>> No.11147232

>decide to hop on lit for the first time in a year, see if anything has changed
>open first thread
>argument because some ugly anon is pulling sour grapes about a stock image
>”lmao bruh meet me after work on /fa/ and we will compare styles”
Well guess it has changed, it’s not even about books anymore

>> No.11147244

>>11147232
we still talk about books, look at the war thread

>> No.11147259

>>11147232
I am NOT ugly

>> No.11147287

>>11147146
>Researchers at the London School of Economics studied 52,000 people from the United Kingdom and the United States, and their results were conclusive: Attractive men have IQs 13.6 points above average, while pretty women score 11.4 points higher.

You realize how significant that is? 13.6 IQ is the difference between being an average person and borderline unfit for military service

>> No.11147462

are you actually a Paki?

>> No.11147481

>>11146362
tigerlad is the chaddest in the pic. has a bit of sleezy about him, darkness around his sunken eyes and smugness and well balanced fence squat. guy in the front is undercover beta, 2nd guy has completely no character and awkward body lanaguage and blondeboi hides his eyes and looks extremely generic

>> No.11147498

literature and philosophy is COPE

>> No.11147535

You guys actually seem to think the guys on the OP are attractive.
What the fuck is lit blind now or something? They're all facially average at best, they just give off this general impression of attractiveness by being fit and clean.
I'm literally more facially attractive than any except top right.

>> No.11147542

>>11147535
boipucci or GTFO

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>>11146447
>>11146566
>tfw never ever 7 feet tall fit nelf gf
why even bother making it

>> No.11147674

>>11147015
Dude I've been feeling this heavily lately

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>>11147535
>I'm literally more facially attractive than any except top right.

Sure you are buddy

>> No.11147690

>>11146362
Ew, gtfo of this board you sheep-fucking jingoist Paki scum.

Love, an Afghan poster

>> No.11147694

>>11147639
is this from the new marvel movie? what does this meme relate to? i don’t want to go on /tv/ to find out

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>>11147690
realised too late I should have signed it afghanon

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I miss when this board talked about books.

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>>11147687
he's a model bro