/lit/ - Literature

I'm American so I'm loyal to the Jew shit.

>>11093627
Bible is like a 2 for 1 deal so that.

>>11093627
Holy bible.

>>11093627
Isn't it amazing that nobody has ever asked this question before

The one that looks like it says NWAH on the cover

Definitely not the tanakh.

>*blocks your path*

>The Talmud is great
>The Holy Bible is a better deal
>The Quran is influential fan fiction
To answer your question, The Holy Bible is the best since it contains The Talmud and The Quran is worth your time if you wish to understand the neuroses of over a billion people. Just read them all and move on.

>>11093637
>>11093636

fucking Americans

>>11093723
>He wouldn't die for Israel
Lol, fuck you, dipshit faggot.

>>11093627
The Bible, without a doubt.

>putting the quran in the middle

this is downright insulting

quran is the latest updated version of the other two.

>choosing desert shit
I'm good with the Mahabharata and Ramayana t b h

>>11093627
The holy bible

>>11093627
what is better, shit or poo?

>>11094172
This.

Especially if you cut out those last few hundred pages about the dude who gets crucified.

The one that is true.
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>>11093692
t. doesn't know what the talmud is
use your search engine of choice
>>11093627
the one where God BTFOs the Jews. The Bible

>>11093627
unironically the quran in orginal arabic

>>11094167
>choosing jungle poo shit

>>11093627
The Bible includes the Tanakh, so may as well go for that. The Quran is shorter than the New Testament, less bang for your buck.

>>11093627
>Bible held by an Oriental
>Koran held by a Sub-Saharan
Wowee I wonder what the Khazar on the right is up to.

>>11093669

>>11093627
the dao de jing
mountains are important, did buddha have any mountains in his life?

The Quran, purely because Islamic design is the GOAT

>>11093627
The Koran is horribly written and extremely repetitive.

>>11095123
Islamic design is based of Persian design which predates the Koran by hundreds of years.

>>11093627
I’ve never read Arabian Nights so I can’t really say

>>11095123
>>11095129
Also that building is pretty ugly what were they thinking

>One of them caused 50 countries to follow it
>One of them caused its practitioners to become an intellectual and financial elite
>One of them turns people into passive pussies that will help people actively seeking to destroy them
hmmm.

>>11093627
The Tao Te Ching of course

>>11095129
what absolute bullshit. God i hate tehrangels so fucking much. You self obsessed pieces of garbage are not as special as you think you fucking are. Persian this Persian that. Every muslim from morocco to Indonesia have their own flavor of geometric art. But for some reason majoosi trash claim the entire school of art as their own.

Torah > Quran > Paradise Lost >>>> Bible

>>11093669
we got a patrician here, fellas

>>11095192
Bro be careful you're replying to cyrus "we're white european and most of our country is atheist, plz love us whitey" the great.

>>11095192
>Every muslim from morocco to Indonesia have their own flavor of geometric art. But for some reason majoosi trash claim the entire school of art as their own.

This does not contradict what I said.

>>11095192
Yeah I hate garnbagoahs too. This one time I ran into a piece of shit marnwazo who had the audacity to say loobfards are actually descended from pohntrans. Couldn’t believe what I was hearing.

>>11093636
At least you're honest.

>>11095216
you're trying to trace the art of plenty of different cultures all back to one. Your obsession with your ethnicity (that is heavily mixed btw) clutters your world view. We can see clear differences with turkic islamic architecture, Maghrebi islamic art, and persian.

>pic related is morrocan.
much less gaudy compared to persian.

>>11095274
bro russia is rightful persian clay.

>>11095293
man how do the purrrrrsians keep getting away with it.

>>11093627
the new testament is by far the best book in the trilogy

>>11095332
>Christianity changed so some fat british guy can marry a kid.

>>11095338
yeah you better delete that post

>>11095274
You are just jelly. The difference just means that people developed their own style of it.

>>11093627
The book where Allah himself exposed the hypocrisy and stupidity of:

>atheists
>Christians
>Judaism
>polytheism
>gays
>trannys
>Arabs and semites in general

>>11095368
This idea that the fucking persian invented geometric art is the most laughable idea on the fucking planet. There is geometic art that predates persians as well as in places that never had contact with persians. Stop trying to make people like you for the dumbest reasons. Ancient Egyptians had geometric art as did South American civilizations. Unless persians are the founders of the universe i dont think they can take credit for that.

>>11095274
>being so sensitive to the ethnic boogieman that even cultural inheritance feels racist to you
holy fuck

>>11095401
You realize that Persia is literally ancient too, right? Their culture goes back 5000 years.

>>11095401
I did not claim that the Persians invented all types geometric art. I said that the geometric design muslims use is based on Persian art. Of course they also got inspiration from elsewhere. Why are you so upset about this?

Also Persians are the founders of the universe.

>>11095404
let me guess, your youtube recs are full of "Watch this SJW get wrecked by Ben Shapiro." If somebody is dumb and proud enough to claim that Persians invented an incredibly diverse art style i will call them out on it.

>>11095413
literally what is your point?

>>11095426
Geometric art is inherrent to humans. We find cave paintings with it. My point is nobody can claim it.

And lebs are the founders of the universe.

>>11095440
All geometric art does not look the same so that point is retarded. Why do you hate Persians?

Are Lesbians the founders of the universe?

>>11095464
>All geometric art does not look the same so that point is retarded
My point exactly. Geometric art has existed in many different forms even before farming societies. There can be no claim to the art style because it is an inherent form of human expression. So to say Persian geometric art influenced Indonesian or Moroccan geometric art is disingenuous and removes any nuances of human nature.

>Why do you hate Persians
I hate any ethnic nationalist. Plague on mankind. I posted that pic in >>11095440 to show just how retarded pride in ones ethnicity can look. Persians are some of the most important people in islam's and the worlds history.

Jew here, the Talmund

>>11095525
MOOOOOOOODS

>>11095525
nice taqiyya

>>11093627
You can tell a pseud by his book covers. 1st cover is shit, so you can tell the person actually cares about the inside. Go with that one.

>>11095516
>I love mankind so much that I hate people who like their ethnic heritage and don't want it blended into mystery meat

>>11093649
New World ArdaH?

>>11095596
>implying that the vast majority of the world is not already mixed race.
>implying that you culture and traditions relies on phenotype

Ethnic nationalism can be tied to a majority of the atrocities that have taken place in this world. From slavery to genocides. Being defined by what race you were born in to is the most foolish shit on this planet. It's also extra pathetic that you come to a thread about religions that consider humans to all be equal under god to peddle that kind of bullshit.

>>11093627
All of them are shit, anon.
If you want to read fiction you can do far better.

>>11095516
Sounds like you're a misanthrope then, kid, because literally everybody around the world except for you right now feels a cultural and ethnic connection to their cousins.

>>11095651
point? Are you trying to say that culture, tradition, and values rely on phenotype... or what.

>>11095614
Ethnicities exist. Ethnicities can be in conflict, they can be in alliance. Intra-ethnic slavery has occurred all over the world, intra-ethnic wars have happened on many occasions. It's like you haven't even heard of civil wars.
>ethnicities are already mixed
They are as they are. Demanding that they change is to demand that they cease existing.
>Being defined by what race you were born into
It's one element of a person's identity, but a critical one. You would not be the same if you were not the exact genetic makeup that you are.
>religions that consider humans all equal under God
Isn't the Talmud in the OP?
I don't know the Quran, but the Bible doesn't state that all peoples are the same. "Equality in the eyes of God" is an existential concept, meaning that each person from each nation is deemed worthy of creation. It doesn't mean that Jamaicans are the same as Belgians. "Equality" is such a terribly muddled concept that the word should be discarded entirely. Is a pound of bricks equal to a pound of feathers? Yes. Are they the same? Are Zambians the same as Inuits?

>>11095674
Partially in the sense that everyone is a part of what their fathers gave them and that all of the people where they live grew up with the same thing in cooperation to protect and build where these people are now. Ethnicities grew out of cohesive societies and different ethnicities indicate a different culture. In another lens, the closer the phenotype, the closer the shared history. Are you retarded? Come down from off that "morally superior" high horse you pseud cunt.

>>11095679
>>11095614
Further, the vast majority of states have existed along ethnic lines. Stating that the majority of wars have happened inter-ethnically is moronic, not because of its falsity, but because inter-ethnic conflicts are also typically inter-state conflicts AKA civil wars.

>>11095706
*intra-ethnic conflicts are also typically intra-state conflicts

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>>11093627
I like the prose of the Quran the most desu. It comes across as very poetic and intended to be read aloud.

>>11093627

>>11095172
>lutheran
like fucking clockwork

>>11093734
I'd rather see Israel burn to ash.

>>11097169
aww man i thought it was gonna be a pic of isis throwing a gay dude off a roof but when i clicked instead its just some 80s kids

>>11093627
the holy bible. you get the real testament and can use the son of god fanfiction part as toilet paper, what a bargain!

>>11094313
True. The quran had always been preserved in is original text.

OT is the most /lit/, NT is the best at making an actual argument or case for belief, and I want to say the Quran is the most aesthetic when spoken/sung but the music Christians have made out of the Psalms is beautiful beyond compare.

>>11095589
Or they don't really give a shit about editions/translation at all and just picked up the first thing that said Bible on it.

>>11097837
radicalized catholicism now

>>11093627
The Book of Mormon, because SPACE.