/lit/ - Literature

He was a stickman. A gust of wind could probably knock him over.

>>11065596
all of them, they were a bunch of soiboi bitches

>>11065596

>>11065619
>author

lol try and keep up sweetie

>>11065603
what are your stats? beckett looks pretty tall so his reach would be quite long

Neetch was frail and sickly, even the average /lit/tard could kick his ass.

>>11065603
he fought in the French resistance, could play cricket at an elite level, was dashing handsome and had a high intelligence, he would BTFO you

this faggot

Houellebecq

>>11065653
he fought in WW1, most likely killed trained soldiers and had the balls and neck to go from the bottom to the top with the national socialist when all sides were against him, he would strangle you with one hand

>>11065660
>>11065660
unless you post stats you're probably just as weak as him

I probably can beat Lovecraft by hands, but he probably will make a comeback with a stick, or will throw his library shelf at occurrence.

>>11065674
>he would strangle you with one hand
not like he could do it with 2

not author but I can kill Stephen Hawking by pissing a meter away from his mouth, with correct aiming and posture that sweet warm yellow bubble will suffocate him to death.

>>11065744
fighting someone a size smaller than you is just cowardly and unjust

>>11065596
I am 6'5" and 300lbs. I'm a fat fuck but I'm also big and strong. I could probably take most authors desu.

>>11065752
I wouldn't fight anyone that I have a lesser chance of winning. Physical fight almost all the time is very much not worth it.

>>11065762
that better be bait, piggy

>>11065773
hitting someone at Hawkings' level who can't fight back is cowardly, unjust and evil

>>11065641
>>11065631
All the pictures of him that exist he is skin and bones. Maybe during the war he was more beefed up but I don't know.

>>11065674
yeah that may all be true but he was still a manlet so

are there any legitimately /fitlit/ authors?

>>11065787
Here is one when he was young, still skinny.

>>11065793
you still haven't posted your stats tho so why should we believe you

>>11065787
>>11065793
he looks in great shape, very lean, tall and some well developed muscle(look at those forearms), most importantly he probably knew how to fight and even killed trained soliders

>>11065674
>and had the balls
>balls
>s

>>11065793
what is reach

>>11065801
I'm probably like 100 pounds heavier than him

I think Stephen King would be a good prospect; he's already been hit by a truck.

>>11065603
>>11065787
He looked pretty tall so he would have the reach advantage and would be able to BTFO you.

he admitted to getting btfo by a manlet jew so i think i could take him

>some skinny virgins on /lit/ think they could take this on and live.

>>11065611
Somehow I doubt you could take Hemingway

>>11065793
Its unfair to say since he could have muscles under that shirt. Plus he has the height advantage which is important when it comes to fights.

>>11065813
Hope you're not falling for the meme that they could tell his dick size by a sample of jaw bone despite it being proved that that isn't even his jawbone and there aren't any known remains of him. Churchill would be the worst in a fight of the WW2 leaders
>overweight
>the shortest
>anglo so probably never even hiked a mountain
>never served in the army
>do pretty much no physical exercise
>never got into a fight in his life

>>11065841
he literally only had one testicle

>>11065851
fake news, they're aren't any remains of his to test, it's literally just anglos projecting like how they called Napoleon and Hitler short despite them being the average height while Churchill was manlet

topic change

WHO WAS THE BIGGEST WRITER TO EVER LIVE?

>>11065783
No, it's not bait. Most authors are manlets sad to say.

>>11065830
nice shop but this is pretty much my body type anyway

>>11065674
>muh daddy hitler so tough
>gets bullied by wittgenstein

>>11065790
he was average height for the time and of all the leaders he was the tallest, Churchill was the real manlet, the height thing is just anglos projecting

>>11065912
Based Obama

>>11065912
FDR was 6'2"

>>11065912
i'd love to beat the shit outta all those statist faggots

>>11065912
Yea but how big was they diccs?

>>11065596

>>11065999
he was loaded

>>11065828
Anon, he thought in numerous wars.

>>11065596
With one punch

>>11065912
>Mussolini getting an extra two inches from his stupid hat
Duce of the manlets

>>11065861
>>11065841

>>11065813
well meme'd. It's a shame it wasn't posted on /his/ where it could be properly appreciated.

that crease on Kant's forehead is because of me

>>11065790
>>11065912
Stalin was the real manlet at only 5'5"

>>11065861
I always read that the Napoleon thing came from the fact that the French used the same measurement system and terms as the Brits but the actual measurement units were different. Like 5 foot 2 inches in the French units were like 5 foot seven inches in Brit units.

>>11065828
He got btfo by Zelda Fitzgerald

>>11065596
He won’t know what hit him

>>11067214
wasn't he blind

>>11067152
everyone knows about it, retard

>>11067222
That's not the point, shit-eater. It's that /his/ is not only more active, but its posters are more likely to reply to Hitler-related replies.

>>11065862
Author of Art of the Deal is a big guy.

>>11067310
but smole hands

>>11067216

>>11065862
plato and most of the greeks were pretty riped

Go clean up. Front AND rear. We meet tonight.

reminder that hitler has only got one ball
göring has got two but they're small
himmler has something sim'lar
and poor old goebbels has no balls at all

I'd beat the shit out of him and his retarded brother

>>11065596
Nabokov (I'd shatter every bone in his head with a single punch)

Tao Lin

Joyce

and Mira Gonzalez

>>11065596
You wouldn't be prepared to even look Bolaño in the eye much less throw down with him.

>>11069349
i have wrestling experience. he would be DONE

>>11065596

I don't know man, I bet Bolano had some really dirty tricks up his sleeve.

>>11065792
The Greeks.
Hemingway pretended to be fitlit

>>11065596
Any fucking philosopher except the Greeks.
Nobody beats the Greeks.

>>11065603
Beckett would fucking shrek you two weight classes down, he has the animal eyes

>>11065596
I'd effortlessly kill Pynchon with my bare hands. I would take no pleasure in it. It would purely be self defense.

>>11065787
He didn't "fight" in the resistance, his role was to type messages and pass them on.

>>11069624
that was hitler's job too but you fags act like he actually did anything in the war

>>11069367
He's a south american, two hidden knifes minimum.

OKAY OKAY

NEW NEW TOPIC

What writer would be your jojo stand and what would their powers be? Being OP I would obviously choose Bolano. My power would be the infinite strength to anally and vaginally RAPE!

>>11069567
why did this make me laugh so much

>>11065603
>Playwright Samuel Beckett, a neighbor who later won the Nobel Prize for Literature,[17] bought some land in 1953 near a hamlet around 60 km (40 mi) northeast of Paris. He built a cottage for himself with the help of André's father Boris Roussimoff. When Beckett found out that Roussimoff was having trouble getting his son to school, Beckett offered to drive André to school in his truck, as he did not fit on the bus. When André recounted the drives with Beckett, he revealed that they rarely talked about anything other than cricket.[18]
You'd get squeezed to death by his sidekick though.

>>11069661
>Hegel
>giving headaches to everyone

>>11069673
>yfw Beckett was so determined to be like Joyce that he fucked his daughter and got a Hemmingway of his own

>>11069676
Hemingway was a lightweight compared to Andre desu.

Might've been the greatest drinker to ever live.

>>11065841
Churchill served on the western front

>>11065653
why are his hips so wide, legit childbearing hips lmao

>>11069676
Care to extrapolate?

>>11065631
>he hasn't read Bloom's fanfiction

>>11065841
>never served in the army
nigger are you retarded?

>>11069327
nabokov boxed, he'd whip your ass

lol u guys think theres a single femanon here that could take on STEIN?

>>11070096
No he wouldn't. He was a little bitch.

>>11066015
I'd let her beat me and piss on my face

>>11069327
DEAL WITH HIM HEMINGWAY

>>11070132
She was a thot.

>>11067216

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