/lit/ - Literature

>>11061932
Im going to eat carrots to spite you

>reading on the train

bags... i

>>11061932
is this how memes work in 2018?

Yo this bunny finna get dabbed on

Bugs, spare me some oats

Translate this meme to your favourite author's style

>>11061981
HE CUTE

>>11061972
Is there anything more pretentious, more attention seeking?

>>11061981
you aight white boy

>>11061981
*sucks teeth

>Yes, yes, well done, Bugs, well done, Bugs, HOWEVER

>>11061932
>this meme is almost a year old
>/Fitlit/ was more than a year ago
Why does it all go so quickly friends

>>11061932
YOU FUCKED IT UP

it's

Bugs.. easy on the carrots

>>11062094

it goes faster and faster. try making radical life changes to help slow it down. move to a new city. give yourself away to a hobby. meet someone.

t. 27 yo

>>11062120
i've been in my current city for 20 years this summer, i need to move before the end of the year, it all went by so fast, i figured by 20 years i would feel like part of the city but i still feel like sort of a visitor, still troll the internet like a little shit, i did stop playing video games, and got a couple degrees, etc. so it wasn't a total waste of time, but it mostly was

>>11062152
I'll have been alive for 20 years this Winter.

>this is the best meme /lit/ could come up with.

>>11062160
your first twenty years are filled with mile stones that happen whether u will them to or not, learning to shit on your own, learning to read, going to school, learning to ride a bike, whatever, all the stuff is kind of pushed on you by adults so you the milestones keep coming faster than you want and it all seems so slow, but after 20 there's no one forcing you to do anything, except maybe some vague "market forces" guiding you to this or that choice...which means a decade can fly by with nothing happening...

>>11062161
the oats one was better but it kinda took too much effort

>>11061983
bugs.. easy on the oats

>>11062172
oh shiiiii

>>11061972
IS THERE ANYTHING

>>11062169
the oats meme is from /fit/ and its not that great. Spooks is alright but too many people who use it are too retarded to know what Stirner was even talking about.

>>11062120
I need to do this so bad.

>>11061981
>>11061990
>>11062064
can someone post thtat full pasta
>>11062168
a terrifying thought

>>11062203
Nah, as long as you are enjoying yourself. Its fine to have ambitions though.

>>11062236
real easy to mix up "enjoying yourself" with being hooked up to a digital dopamine drip

>>11062103
it's actually

bugs.. easy on the carrots

>>11062094
>/Fitlit/ was more than a year ago
I wasn't here for the last April's Fools. What was the joke this year?

>>11063293
minis getting btfo

>>11063301
IT WAS OUR TURN

finna get JETSED

>>11062172
the absolute state of ./lit/ these days....

JUST BUGS MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>11063432
most patrician /lit/ meme

>>11062120
Fuck, i really need to stop wasting my precious time on the internet.

>>11064908
when he wakes up he has a surprise lol

I'm fucking done. Trump ruined Lit just like he ruined reddit.

>>11064908
ants...easy on the lizard

>>11061932
>what a maroon

>>11061981
* starts hootin' *

>>11065666
satanic atheist bugs trips

>>11064978
>ruined reddit

decent bait got me to reply

>>11065666
bugs... easy on the amazing atheist youtube videos

>>11065666
bugs... easy on the satan

i have slept with 3 women this month and have a fourth coming to netflix and chill tonight at 11

AMA

>>11066148
do they care that it's only 4"

>>11066148
How'd you do it? Are they attractive? Do you feel good about it or does it feel empty?

>>11066148
Do you ask them to be big spoon and bind their tits so you can pretend they're your boyfriend?

>>11066172
its 6.25, i like it
>>11066177
i have specific tastes where i find normal looking girls extremely attractive because the process of corrupting them turns me on. they are merely 6/10s, 7s on a good day. i do it by downloading tinder, sending them "im super stressed, can i see your titties?" and they usually are like "omg noooo" to which i reply "whats your snapchat?" and then they give it to me, i see their tits, i recommend they let me play with them, they say when, i say few hours at my place. easy. i feel like shit always and want to die
>>11066185
unironically the only happy moment of my day is when i wake up hugged up to a female

Looney Tunes was comically extremely brilliant, they really avoided topical jokes and somehow created a lasting impact that can be enjoyed by anyone from five to fifty. Mel Blanc's characterization might not ever be matched and the entire thing is a priceless hallmark of its era. The music, the voices, the jokes, the slapstick, Looney Tunes

>>11066197
>unironically the only happy moment of my day is when i wake up hugged up to a female
This is pathetic.

>>11066209
i do not disagree with this at all

>>11066148
Anon... easy on the moral depravation.

>>11066197
Do you live in a city? I assume you have your own apartment or house? What age range of girls do you go after? How old are you?

>>11066210
The Irish homemaker's advice to her nubile daughter: "Keep his balls empty and his belly full." Strive in your own life to take the opposite course of action.

>>11066240
i live in a college town. i live alone in my downtown apartment. the age range is 18-22, but only because i cant make it smaller. if i had my druthers, it would only be 18 year olds. they are easier
>>11066242
>this is your mind on nofap

>>11066249
How old are you? Are you a student yourself? If not, why do you live in a college town?

>>11066242
Keep her balls full and her belly empty?

>>11066260
21, and yes i am a student.

>>11066249
Have you never fasted?

>>11066271
i intermittent fast every day. i only eat dinner. i am 6' and 175lbs

>>11066266
If I could go back in time I'd do exactly what you're doing. Instead of talking to girls and having sex I was just watching every Criterion Collection DVD I could check out from my university's library.

>>11066282
Have you considered that you might be happier if you stopped slutting around and focused your excess energies on something actually productive and enjoyable?

>>11066298
i dont remember enjoying anything after about age 7

>>11066313
This seems melodramatic. Surely there is something you enjoy, even a little.

>>11066323
cumming on girls soft, warm tummies is the light of my life, anon.

>>11066330
Then enjoy feeling "like shit always" and wanting "to die," I guess.

>>11066148
how do you prepare for the sexual time

>>11066349
thanks la i will
>>11066353
not sure what you mean? a girl will be here in 2 hours so i am currently watching its always sunny in philadelphia on hulu.when shes about an hour out i will drink a couple beers and continue to do what im doing now. when she gets here i will answer the door, say hey and immediately hug her then offer her a glass of wine once shes inside. i make sure she sits on the couch first so i can be sure to sit so that our arms are touching. i always watch the same show with girls (the office, ffs), the episode where jim first kisses pam. right at that scene(she is usually done with the glass, im only halfway) i literally yawn and stretch my arm out around her and put it on her shoulder. she will then snuggle in closer and i use my other hand to turn her chin towards me and i give her the smooch. from there its easy, i just feel her up and move her hand on mr penis. after a bit ill take her by the hand and go around to my bed.

>>11066378
at what point does she consent. you're a serial rapist

>>11066387
she usually consents when she unzips my pants m8

>>11066391
dude you gave her wine. drunk girls can't consent.

>>11066404
oh fuck dont reprt me pleas

>>11066414
too late, soon you'll be sharing a cell with bill cosby.

>>11066378
I don't know who I hate more, you or those stupid Office girls. Fuck both of you.

>>11066415
comfy. think hes well read?
>>11066430
they hate themselves too anon. someone should write a psyche study on these girls. not me tho

>>11061932

>>11066445
>comfy. think hes well read?
no, but I'm sure he's bigger than 6.25

>>11066177
sex is massively overrated. i have felt nothing but emptiness after fucking a girl i like for reasons only shallow

>>11067229
what does it feel like to put ur penis in a girl

>>11064999
>>11065666
>Thumper was a bottom bich

>>11067229
>bugs...easy on the Psalm 22

>>11063301
Hey, you piece of shit, mini was the highest quality team. I'll fight you.

>>11067297
stop derailing the sex experience line the thread is taking

>>11061932
Who's Tony??!!

>>11066197
>unironically the only happy moment of my day is when i wake up hugged up to a female

this is very sad. you post as if you are enviable, and yet you exist in misery. i feel bad for you, anon.
do you not want to create? or learn? what sustains you?

>>11067314

just got to fanfiction.net and beat it to some final fantasy slash, you faggot.

>>11062213
At public reading of the Book of the new sun
>Severian is about to execute Agilus
>slouch down in my seat and shout "YO DIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTA GETTA GOTTA GET DABBED 0N!"
>Library goes crazy
>Up And Hear by DMX starts playing
>black guy sucks his teeth and says "yo aight white boy"
>black girls start twerking on me
>hear "he cute" from one of the girls

>>11068634
hre the rel one
>watching Black Panther at the movies
>intense fighting scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

>>11066249
It's not about nofap, it's a metaphor for abstaining from mindless hedonism, you mindless hedonist

keep posting these backwards retarded threads and I'll keep replying with my retarded shitposts

>>11069726
have you considered having passionate consensual but slightly aggressive sex with a loving partner who is masculine and somewhat self/possessed or distant but still loves and respects you (as far as a man, who is not emasculated or self-deceiving could love and respect a woman)? You know that women get more turned on by partners they’re bonded with? Just a suggestion honey sweety darling

>>11069726
I've already realized how retarded a tactic this is. I'm going to stop now

>>11069734
I'm already bored of larping as a /lit/ board vigilante who's superhero identity is that of someone LARPing as a woman with a rape fetish....

>>11069743
you’re boring me desu

>>11069746
Well that's terrible because my sole purpose on this Earth is to entertain and if I'm not entertaining than I'm failing to fulfill my purpose and if I'm failing to fulfill my purpose then I might as well kill myself because I''m spiritually dead as it is

>>11063301
All for an eceleb's tits too...

why is this thread still here?

Shitpost threads on /lit/ are my favourite threads by far.

>>11069800
The mods were always lazy from what i remember

Didn't we have the exact same thread, with the exact same replies, a few days ago? I'm scared

>>11071762
This thread was started a few days ago

>>11069800

just to suffer?

I'm going to the gym guys, can I get you anything?

>>11069800
bugs.. easy on the questions

>>11067377
Cloud Mows the Lawn is a literary masterpiece you piece of shit.

>>11061932
BIG BUGS THE CARROT GUY
BIG BUGS THE CARROT GUY
BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS
(Carrots rule)
BIG BUGS THE CARROT GUY
(Carrots are a property of bugs)
BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS
BIG BUGS THE CARROT GUY
BUGS BUGS BUGS
(T-minus seven carrots)
BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS
BIG BUGS THE CARROT GUY

>>11073280
woah that's a rare buggy can i save him friend?

bugs... easy on the merchandise

>>11067229
>i have felt nothing but emptiness after fucking a girl
That's what happens when you drop a load, Einstein.