/lit/ - Literature

>>11060129
if you want us to pat you on the back for being an idiot then i dont think it's really gonna happen my dude

>>11060299
sorry..

>>11060129
Just use a fucking library and cure yourself of your consumerism.

>>11061421
He's just mad because he does the same thing and hates himself for it.

>>11060129
>tfw started checking out books at the library just to impress the qt librarian
>tfw she stopped working there after 2 weeks but I kept doing it anyway
>tfw I’ve checked out almost every notable book there is
>tfw I’ve been checking out a new book every 3 days for the past 5 years
>tfw the 60 year old librarians see me as a silent genius and refer to me as an intellectual
>tfw they often ask for my advice on sensitive matters and have even offered me a high ranking position at the library
>tfw haven’t read a book since the third grade

>>11061530
what are you doing with the books then

>>11063102
it seems he's taking them out for fresh air

>>11061530
Why

>>11061530
What’s the point of that anon

>>11061530
>why put in the work to become intelligent when you can LARP
B A S E D

>>11060129
Isn't that a wrassler girl?

>>11063102
I just keep them in my bag until it's time to return them, sometimes if I'm feeling courageous I'll read the little blurbs on the back of the book.
>>11063119
>>11063233
Basically this >>11063481

>>11065227
What do you gain from this? Do you feel any different after you’ve read a blurb?

>tfw own less than ten books yet probably read more books than most of /lit/

>>11065242
I learn enough to shitpost about the book on /lit/ which is all I really want.

>>11065249
>tfw own books but don't buy them

>>11061530
based

>>11061428
Some libraries in some areas are absolute shit (the middle part of the US, not California or New York).

>>11065750
Have you actually checked the catalog at your local library or did you just make assumptions? Did you ask the librarian about interlibrary loan? I’m from western Kansas, middle of the Is complete nowhere and we had interlibrary loan.

>>11061530

>the life of a low IQ man with no purpose in life

>>11066666
Don’t be jelly satan

>>11060129

>illegally download all of my books from Pirate Bay and #bookz
>actually read all of them

>>11067436
It doesn’t count tho because they were illegal books

>>11061530
My library has self checkout of books so you don't even have to talk to the librarian

>>11063811
yeah it's based AJ