/lit/ - Literature

Legs don't match her upper body. Otherwise a quite fuckable drawing. 3/5 toasters.

Needs an F or G chest
and thicc thighs and butt

>>11031812
It's a girl (male)

>>11031816
Draco would be a proper tsundere ojou-sama with a flat chest.

''i-it' s not like I wanted to be picked for the Triwizard Tournament anyway, Potter no baka!''

>blonde Aryan qt waifu who wants to preserve pure bloodline
>would it be better
You already know the answer, OP

It would have been best with a femboy Harry, who represses his emotional issues and gender dysphoria caused by Dursley abuse by adopting an androgynous aesthetic.

>>11031807
undoubtedly

>>11031807
it would have been better if they were all women and it was a girls academy

>>11031829
Draco is an annoying shit who never achieves anything, and obsession with him is one of the worst things in the HP fandom. It's almost as bad as Snape apologists. "I loved this jew female so much that I joined a deranged neo-nazi cult thT wantes to exterminate her, please forgive me, I also get my jollies from terrifying children and treating the jew's son like shit". Fuck Snape.

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>>11031856
these

>>11031884
Lewd

>>11031807
HP would have been better if Draco was a decent character. Or if anyone else was a decent character, for that matter.

>>11032064
>decent -> well-written
selffix

>>11031884
that's just the plot to little witch academia

>>11031884
absolutely this
I think it would also be pretty funny if there was a spell that made them grow dicks
haha like the potion thing and then hermione is stuck with a dick and everyone knows

>>11031884
But then all the problems would have been dealt with in like 5 minutes.

It would have been better if Ginny whipped her tits out and lactated all over the basilisk.
Now thats a boss fight.

>>11031812
they do for east asian sensibilities. Apparently boobs have no limit but butt has to be all but flat.

Every story would be better if all non-protagonist characters were attractive women.

You know this to be true.

>>11031807

>>11031807
>11031807
>>11031884
>>11032621
listen up Rowling u fgt
give us what we want
NOW

>>11031807
Only because she could be held in a dungeon and forcibly impregnated with Mudblood children for her treachery.

>>11032229
tits or gtfo

>>11031812
Ever fucked an anglo woman, mate? Your shitskin is showing

>>11033208
I have and I'm black. PAWGs dude.

If Draco was a woman then she would still be part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>11033624
>forgetting the picture
0/10

>>11031807
i would have jerked off a lot more thats for sure

>>11033208
It's a drawing tho. You stupid fuck lol

>>11031931
>Associating with the Harry Potter fandom

>>11034255
> gimme de ad revenu while i shaka my fiss

>>11031807
My Immortal wouldn't have been half as funny.

>>11033593
>PAWGs dude.
Let me repeat the lad's question: Ever fucked an anglo woman, mate?

>>11033885
Ever fucked a 2D girl mate? You’re 3D is showing.

>>11034283
My Immortal is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever read.

I've never read Harry Potter.

Harry Potter would have been better if Rowling was a man

>>11031807
Yes, and Harry had to dom her and he would cast a lactating spell her on fucking torpedo tiddies and he would have to suck the milk out of them

>he didn't participated in the mid 2000s harry potter role play forums
I owe Harry Potter a lot. It sparked my interest to occultism. I'm sadly no wizard as he is, but its nice to read about magic, be it fiction, or rpg like ars magica or historical autism of Renaissance writers, or greek magical papyri.
I also lost my virginity to a girl a first met in a 2005 HP forum. We met in 2008, she was my first and last girlfriend. I'm almost 30 I never had a relationship with any other girl, ever since she broke up with me in 2009. ironic that I lost my chance of being a wizard due to harry potter

>>11032621
I wanted this show to be just a little tiny but more yuri

>>11033624
I don't know, man. I don't think the books are amazing literature, but the movies are pretty good as far as movies go.

isn't it past time we got a harry potter containment board?

It would have been best with Harry being a 225lbs 12% bf chad quidditch captain going "lol whatever nerd" first time he sees voldemort and punching him so voldemort falls over and cries. Same with lucius, draco etc. Also every chick lusts after him. Also then he graduates and is chosen to be hogwarts director and embezzles everything but is saved from jail because he's friends with everyone. Then he runs for the wizard president and declares war on Iran to divert attention from his corruption, nepotism and sexual scandals.

>>11031807
it would have been better if Harry was in slytherin

>>11031856
that's what fanfiction is for.
I'm serious, I see this as a plot all the time.

>>11035817
why are you reading trap potter fanfiction

>>11035831
I'm not qualified to answer that.