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ITT
>patrician words
Reckon

>> No.11017832

>>11017823
such a thing

>> No.11017852

>>11017823
On account of

>> No.11017858

>>11017823
You had an arse full of farts that night

>> No.11017863

>>11017823
fuck

>> No.11017868

>>11017823
ought to've

>> No.11017876

As a matter of fact

>> No.11017894

Yolk
Parallax

>> No.11017905

>>11017823
tight, as in: Sorry I got tight last night.

>> No.11017911

>>11017894
Parallax has been ruined for me by the green lantern movie.

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11017931

A THING LIKE THAT

>> No.11018039

I reckon such a thing had an arse full of farts last night on account of being so tight

>> No.11018075

y'all

>> No.11018095

you’s a bitch nigga

>> No.11018105

>>11017823
Pooftah

>> No.11018118

nowadays

>> No.11018330

>>11017911
>not the comics
What're you? A filmfag?

>> No.11018371

>>11018075
y'all'd've
fuck you for making me post this

>> No.11018374

Inasmuch
Insofar

>> No.11018377

>>11017911
Watch "The Parallax View" to reestablish your faith in the word.

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11018383

>>11018095
Fuc u meen

>> No.11018404

>>11017823

Saturnine

>> No.11018412

>>11017823
Neat-o.

>> No.11018427

>>11017823
Kin to refer to human family.

>> No.11018432

finna boutta get dabbed on

>> No.11018455

Cognitive Dissonance

>> No.11018457

>>11018371
The various contractions of y'all and other such words you find in the south are genuinely really fun.

>> No.11018500

Harken

>> No.11018501

Besmirched

>> No.11018509

>>11017823
Sez

>> No.11018519

subaltern

>> No.11018529
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11018529

This guy right here/

>> No.11018533

>>11018529
wrong thread idiot

>> No.11018548

>>11018039
Supposedly in my high school there was this "thing" that the girls with the biggest butts had the biggest poops.

>> No.11018552

>>11018457
Correct

>> No.11018579

>>11017823
The spelling 'gaol'.

>> No.11018633

Learnt and burnt, as opposed to the absolutely plebian spellings learned and burned

>> No.11018640

>>11018633
Learnt and learned are not the same thing

>> No.11018645

>rebozo
>kerf
>slear
>scurvid
>tortilla
>ye

>> No.11018767

>>11018548
Schoolyard sex myths are great, back in middle school I used to think the balls grew out the end of the penis.

>> No.11018774

>>11018767
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.11018787

>>11018774
Rural america actually.
And I'm female.[/ spoiler]

>> No.11018806

>>11018548
That’s just sound logic

>> No.11018811

>>11017823
Lugubrious
Salubrious

>> No.11018826

>>11017858
I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways

>> No.11018881

>>11018633
>>11018640
They are the same thing. Obviously they can be used differently by virtue of being different in sound and spelling, but that is a given and minor thing. There is no standard on how this usage is to be done either.

UK/Australia/New Zealand primarily use -t (and -st as in the case of amongst and whilst), whereas USA/Canada almost solely use -ed.

>> No.11018937

>>11018787
i'm published and from the south
be my gf?

>> No.11018944

>>11017894
PARALLAX! THE CLASSICAL!

>> No.11018946

>>11017823
unironically: aesthetics
>tfw drop this in convos with my milf boss and it makes her wet

>> No.11018956

>>11018826
Try read his books instead of the assfuck letter for a change

>> No.11018976 [DELETED] 

>>11018946
dude there's this sexy ass milf in another department from where i work looks like a mix between luscious lopez and nikki haley holy shit im not usually one to use the language of toxic masculinity but i would fucking tear that pussy up god damn i saw her at some function wearing this little sun dress thing with heels and she knew i was watching and bent over a little but stopped before i could see her ass, at this point in life i have excepted that i am an autist not destined to get a lot of ass, but for that moment i really longed to have chadwick social skills

>> No.11019138

>>11018946
ruined by /fit/ posters and bodybuilding forums

>> No.11019151
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>>11019138
Saved by outrun/synthwave & vaporwave

>> No.11019156

>>11019138
>and not shallow Instagram girls
>or 2010's punks

>> No.11019158

>>11018767
Did you think you were retarded for having balls at the bottom?

>> No.11019163

>>11018787
>not "im a grill btw"
Newfag.

>> No.11019196

>>11019158
>>11018787
Probably not.

Unless...

>> No.11019209

>>11019138
Think you're smart because you looked at 2 book covers this year?

>> No.11019213

>>11017823
comprised of

>> No.11019229

>>11019209
I have no delusions about my intelligence
I need to read more

>> No.11019341

>>11018548
>was
girls still have poopy butts

>> No.11019355
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11019355

This goddamn thread has sent my sides into orbit while also enriching my vocabulary, y'all

>colloquilly

>> No.11019356

Extenuate
Juxtapose
Mellifluous

>> No.11019357
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11019357

Hitherto

>> No.11019362

>>11019355
>colloquially*
t. spelling pseud

>> No.11019384

>>11018412
I would unironically use "neat" in high school cause "cool" got too boring until the hipster /lit/ grill I was trying to woo said:
"Neat? Did you use neat? You're such a fucking hipster!"
I still cry internally at the thought of this; still use "neat" unironically.

>> No.11019400

>>11019384
I say neat. Nothing wrong with it.

>> No.11019417

>>11019355
>>11019362
colloquy

>> No.11019422

>>11019417
>>11019362
>>11019355
coolquy

>> No.11019423

>>11019384
people substituting 'enjoy' for 'like' has been a major pet peeve of mine, and very common in undergrad

>> No.11019431

>>11019423
>pet peeve

>> No.11019432

>>11019431
>major

>> No.11019486

>>11019417
>>11019422
The joke was my post >>11019355
was to be read colloquially while also contribooting, nerds.

>> No.11019504

>>11018767
In elementary school I thought women peed out of their butts. I told my friend that I thought that, and he got really mad that I would imply his mother would piss out of her ass until I conceded that my mom would, too. I wish I could be that innocent.

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>>11019417
>>11019422
Also, have some *fresh* OC

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>>11019486
>explaining your dumb joke
>talking down to those whore talking over you

>> No.11019553

>>11019532
>giving his two cents like I need it.
why can't I shitpost correctly

>> No.11019609

>>11018533
No u

>> No.11019679

>>11019213
comprised have

>> No.11019690

>>11017823
gucci

>> No.11019748

>>11019690
When working in fast food I had a co-worker who used to come decked out in Gucci attire and true-religion clothes alongside his uniform.
He would wear the red poly work shirt and a true-religion necklace while having his black grease pants being held up with a GG belt.
Also had a habit of carrying a wad of cash around from "slinging bud, baking bread" and would proceed to pull it out while sweeping or loitering for him to flip through and count.
I called him out once for it and said "Ohh, look at A-x flexing his bills" (You have to be bilingual to an extent in fast food) which caused him to turn almost red because I believe he really never noticed this habit himself and claimed "I just checking to see if its all still there, chill"
The correct reply, I'll assume by the "Ohhhs" I heard bellowed out by all the colored girls was "Yeha, from pulling it out too much, flex"
He was then known as Flex, and told me "Never hmu for bud bro" though he knew at the time I got mine from "reliable" sources.
Ah, newspeak, so much more fun than anyone could have guessed.

>> No.11019749

>>11018645
>friscalating

>> No.11019767

>>11019749
what as in chewing dental floss?

>> No.11019775

quite has to be my favourite word in the english language.

>> No.11019792

>>11019748
Loled

>> No.11019816

'twas

>> No.11021100

Recalcitrant

>> No.11021116

>>11018371
I came here to post this.

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Cunt

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>>11017823
INcisive

>> No.11021151

Squamous
Blight
Antiquarian
Noisome
Fetid
Gibbous
Non-euclidian
Antediluvian
Stygian
Cacodaemoniacal

>> No.11021166

>>11017911
>>11018377
im getting daju vu for some reason

>> No.11021177

>>11021151
these are all extremely gay

>> No.11021192

odious

>> No.11021196

>>11017823
Niggeresque

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>>11021177
I’ll get you bitch

>> No.11021211

>>11021166

say what?

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>>11021200

>> No.11021221

>>11017823
antipathy

>> No.11021277

>>11019229
>thinks he can read himself more intelligent
Wew, you really do need to read more.

>> No.11021606

>>11021277
You sorta can

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Absolute

>> No.11021770

>>11017823
voyeuristic

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cellar door

>> No.11021781

>>11017823
A function of

>> No.11021808

Lymbic resonance

>> No.11021816

>>11021808
Back to sense8 lad

>> No.11021829

>>11021816
>sense8
ya wut m8?

>> No.11022679

>>11021120
Her arm looks like a huge uncut penis

>> No.11022889

>>11021277

Reading can increase critical thinking and therefore ability to think of higher ideas/concepts, thus expanding consciousness.

Also makes vocabulary bigger but for the purpose of better articulating ideas which more of a bonus

>> No.11022973

Thaumaturgy is a great word