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The best moment in The Gospels?

>> No.10985843
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How true is this?

>> No.10985865
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10985865

Transfiguration

>> No.10985872

fig tree get what's coming

>> No.10985886

>>10985843
i thought luke's gospel was more about jesus being a demigod always throwing miracles left and right but I've read them so many years go

>> No.10985895

>>10985830
when Jesus named the (((Synagogue of Satan)))

>> No.10985926

The census that necer happened for sure. Or the infantizidthat never happened. Ah man so many great stories that never happened.

>> No.10985987

>>10985830
Chapter 1 of Matthew. All that begetting gives me a boner. Hottest porn in the Bible by far.

>> No.10986173

>>10985843

Misleading at best, in many ways

>> No.10986180

I heard Matthew 25:31-46 while attending the Liturgy some time ago and I find it somehow moving because it encapsulated the actual meaning of being a Christian and it also completely disproved the most annoying group, Protestantism and their Sola Fide.

>> No.10987751

>>10986173
In what ways?

>> No.10987987

>>10985830
Jesus telling the one thief, ‘you’re alright. You’re going to heaven with me.’ Then he turns to the other thief and says, ‘rot in hell, jagoff.’

>> No.10988010

>>10985895
>literally chasing merchants and moneylenders out of the temple

>> No.10989310
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"Get thee behind me Satan, because thou savorest not the things that are of God, but that are of men."And calling the multitude together with his disciples, he said to them: "If any man will follow me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.For whosoever will save his life, shall lose it: and whosoever shall lose his life for my sake and the gospel, shall save it."
Mark 8:33-35
My favorite sayings from Christ, showing the necessity of His and our sacrifice in this world.

>> No.10989316

that part where John says Peter is a slow motherfucker, not once, but three times

>> No.10989319

>>10989316
4 ετρεχον δε οι δυο ομου kαι ο αλλος μαθητης προεδραμεν ταχιον του πετρου kαι ηλθεν πρωτος εις το μνημειον

5 kαι παραkυψας βλεπει kειμενα τα οθονια ου μεντοι εισηλθεν

6 ερχεται ουν σιμων πετρος αkολουθων αυτω kαι εισηλθεν εις το μνημειον kαι θεωρει τα οθονια kειμενα

>> No.10989344

"τετέλεσται."

>> No.10989374

>nobody mentions the sermon on the mount in matthew

>> No.10989388

>>10989344
LITERALLY this

>> No.10989446

>>10985830
Please don't post the communist propaganda movie version of the bible

>> No.10989460
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>>10985830

>> No.10989462

Joseph in genesis

>> No.10989464
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>>10985830
(1) Jesus said to his disciples: “Compare me, and tell me whom I am like.”
(2) Simon Peter said to him: “You are like a just messenger.”
(3) Matthew said to him: “You are like an (especially) wise philosopher.”
(4) Thomas said to him: “Teacher, my mouth cannot bear at all to say whom you are like.”
(5) Jesus said: “I am not your teacher. For you have drunk, you have become intoxicated at the bubbling spring that I have measured out.”
(6) And he took him, (and) withdrew, (and) he said three words to him.
(7) But when Thomas came back to his companions, they asked him: “What did Jesus say to you?”
(8) Thomas said to them: “If I tell you one of the words he said to me, you will pick up stones and throw them at me, and fire will come out of the stones (and) burn you up.”

>> No.10989475

Making the pigs run off the cliff. Stupid pigs.

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>>10988010
>jews are bad for being merchants and moneylenders but merchants and moneylenders are ok if they're not jewish

antisemitism is a political charade
attack the root of evil: exploitation and power asymmetry, you fucking coward

>> No.10989487

>>10989446
But its the best adaptation of the gospels.

>> No.10989553

>>10989487
Pasolini sneaks in a ton of Gramscian Marxist thought. He is a trickster, don't fall for it.

>> No.10989564

>>10989553
Exampels?

>> No.10989573

>>10989446
>fugging gommies :''''((((

>> No.10990087

>>10989310
God look at him, he's packing massive heat

>> No.10990133

The part where Peter cries after denying Jesus always makes me tear up a bit.

>> No.10990214

"Jesus wept."

+ Spiritual significance in that it demonstrates Jesus's humanity.
+ Short, to the point.
+No adverbs or adjectives. All action.
+ Despite its short length it conjures up intense visual imagery.
+ Despite its short length it its very dense and can be debated over endlessly (why? why include that? etc.).

>> No.10990217

>>10985830
when they kill jesus, obvs

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>>10989481
Anti-Christianity(Judaism, either Theist or Atheist) is Anti-Logos, the people influencing the world the most in the worst way are descended from the Synagogue of Satan and their spiritual heirs as well. Look at the fruit that tree bears and tell me that the whole thing should not be be uprooted and burnt.